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over a year ago
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"But I don't want to belong to this club!
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Perhaps we should start a splinter group; where we get to keep the badge and membership, but secretly sort each other out?.........worth a try  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away 
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!"
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I don't want to belong to this club!
Perhaps we should start a splinter group; where we get to keep the badge and membership, but secretly sort each other out?.........worth a try "
Ahhhhhhh good plan 
But Shhhh don't tell everyone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flippin OH has man flu!!!
Sorry
My poor fella is poorly, and sex is the last thing on my mind because I'm wanting to look after the poor bloke!
Grrr   "
Haha look after him well Man Flu is a killer, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We won't be having sex today, Clare's getting her hair done after work then we're heading straight out for the night and won't be home until after midnight 
Sex very early tomorrow may well be on the cards though  |
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"Hello my name is Jay, and I won't be having sex today
So you won't be sorting me out then? I guess I'm back in the club.
-Courtney"
I'm on my way!.... *heroic attempt at walking to leeds*
I'll bring apples! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello my name is Jay, and I won't be having sex today
So you won't be sorting me out then? I guess I'm back in the club.
-Courtney
I'm on my way!.... *heroic attempt at walking to leeds*
I'll bring apples!"
Apples? I'm a lucky girl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im in this club today..
Had a meet up all week for tonight and not one bit of interest boohoo
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I'd meet for a social with you when im in the area next. Never been to a club yet - still a bit daunting tbh - i'll get there |
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"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?
Yep,I just don't want it
Are you saving yourself for a rainy day "
Not especially,my get up and go has gone today. Besides I put up a last minute meet the other day,which I don't normally do the first time in fact and it went wrong. Off all the messages I got,I chose the one to piss me about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?
Yep,I just don't want it"
I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind |
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"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?
Yep,I just don't want it
I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind "
I have 771 unread messages after sticking a new photo up so I'm ok,that's why I'm in here today I'm hiding |
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"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?
Yep,I just don't want it
I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind
I have 771 unread messages after sticking a new photo up so I'm ok,that's why I'm in here today I'm hiding "
Not surprised want me to make it 772 |
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already "
Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight
No action mind (apart from some scary dancing ) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already
Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight
No action mind (apart from some scary dancing ) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today "
You have no idea how tempting that is. 
But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend. If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss. We love dancing.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok guys the club is still open for those that have not had a bit of nooky :D keep going!
Ive given up - off to play football soon!
Who wants the keys to the club? don't forget to lock up and lights about at 23:59!
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"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though
Get on yer bike then "
Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though.... |
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"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though
Get on yer bike then
Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though.... "
Deep heat at the ready! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok guys the club is still open for those that have not had a bit of nooky :D keep going!
Ive given up - off to play football soon!
Who wants the keys to the club? don't forget to lock up and lights about at 23:59!
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I'll take the keys. You can trust me |
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"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though
Get on yer bike then
Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though....
Deep heat at the ready! "
You'll be careful where you're rubbing that stuff won't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already
Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight
No action mind (apart from some scary dancing ) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today
You have no idea how tempting that is.
But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend. If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss. We love dancing.
-Courtney"
Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x |
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"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though
Get on yer bike then
Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though....
Deep heat at the ready!
You'll be careful where you're rubbing that stuff won't you? "
Oh I am always very careful how and where I rub young men.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?
Yep,I just don't want it
I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind
I have 771 unread messages after sticking a new photo up so I'm ok,that's why I'm in here today I'm hiding "
Yeah I know how you feel!
Pinocchio |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already
Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight
No action mind (apart from some scary dancing ) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today
You have no idea how tempting that is.
But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend. If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss. We love dancing.
-Courtney
Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x"
Many thanks, sir! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already
Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight
No action mind (apart from some scary dancing ) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today
You have no idea how tempting that is.
But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend. If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss. We love dancing.
-Courtney
Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x
Many thanks, sir!"
Are you joining Marc in California or are you headed elsewhere? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in
How about if I swop the bowler for a dear stalker.  you'd pull that of well x"
I was going to rely on you for the pulling off. But , I'll see what I can do , x
( oo bit rude) lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already
Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight
No action mind (apart from some scary dancing ) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today
You have no idea how tempting that is.
But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend. If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss. We love dancing.
-Courtney
Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x
Many thanks, sir!
Are you joining Marc in California or are you headed elsewhere?"
I'm going to NYC to visit friends and family. So Marc will only be 3,000 miles away... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away
-Courtney
Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!
He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already
Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight
No action mind (apart from some scary dancing ) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today
You have no idea how tempting that is.
But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend. If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss. We love dancing.
-Courtney
Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x
Many thanks, sir!
Are you joining Marc in California or are you headed elsewhere?
I'm going to NYC to visit friends and family. So Marc will only be 3,000 miles away... "
Aw, I hope you have a good time and get reunited with him soon |
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