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"Only double entendres allowed in this thread. So come on, let's see 'em." I will give you one... | |||
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"Hmm I'm hungry, really fancy a nice big sausage to munch on! "Don't go getting your knickers in a twist | |||
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" Don't have time I'm off for a ride in the woods in a minute "Best take your waterproofs unless you want to get all wet | |||
" Don't have time I'm off for a ride in the woods in a minute
Best take your waterproofs unless you want to get all wet "It shouldn't be too bad today. Mildly moist at best... | |||
"Hmm I'm hungry, really fancy a nice big sausage to munch on! "Can't beat a hot sausage inside you to fill you up | |||
" Don't have time I'm off for a ride in the woods in a minute
Best take your waterproofs unless you want to get all wet
It shouldn't be too bad today. Mildly moist at best..."Not what I heard, they said might gush down later | |||
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"Finished for the day, now time for something hot wet and sweet "Wow, you finished quick... | |||
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"Tried to think of one but it's too hard "I'm sure one will come. | |||
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"It was hard but I managed to slip one in, been at it all day and now I could do with some dinner, might have a bit of crumpet, no one knows I've got them because I came back from the shops and in the back door, so in the toaster they go, it's exciting when they're nice and thick and drop a couple in your slot, ok time for a nibble, oh no it's raining, and next doors washing is out, I'll go get it in, she always appreciates me pulling her wet knickers down, it will be fine, I'll just shove it all in her back passage. I'll watch corrie now, it's comforting to hear that horn being blown, and that pussy on the shed roof. I'm off for a fag now, I roll my own, there's nothing more satisfying than a dark shag, right I better wash up, I'll be careful of my filleting knife, I shouldn't have tried to have such a big one, but I couldn't resist that big boner." Well that was a big one! | |||
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"It was hard but I managed to slip one in, been at it all day and now I could do with some dinner, might have a bit of crumpet, no one knows I've got them because I came back from the shops and in the back door, so in the toaster they go, it's exciting when they're nice and thick and drop a couple in your slot, ok time for a nibble, oh no it's raining, and next doors washing is out, I'll go get it in, she always appreciates me pulling her wet knickers down, it will be fine, I'll just shove it all in her back passage. I'll watch corrie now, it's comforting to hear that horn being blown, and that pussy on the shed roof. I'm off for a fag now, I roll my own, there's nothing more satisfying than a dark shag, right I better wash up, I'll be careful of my filleting knife, I shouldn't have tried to have such a big one, but I couldn't resist that big boner." Wow, a whole carry on film in one post
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"Tried to think of one but it's too hard
I'm sure one will come."Keep trying, something will pop up eventually. | |||
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"I like the girls that do Not keen on those who don't Hate the girl who says she does.. But then says she won't But the girls I like most of all I think you'll say I'm right The ones that say they don't But look as though they might Here's a funny thing I sold this lady a quilt .. Yes love.. a quilt .. Ten minutes later she comes back .. Here mate .. I've just been done on your quilt .... She was quick ... There's a funny thing "Nope, I'm not getting it | |||
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