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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the worse chat up line you have had on here? Mine today was I'm in a hotel near you come over if you fancy a fuck, if not want phone sex?? Told him where to go and to phone a sex line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!
All I could do not to invite him round there and then!  "
can i have that one?
sometimes i like to get tra to attack me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!
All I could do not to invite him round there and then!
can i have that one?
sometimes i like to get tra to attack me "
Hmmmmm...you like pain?!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!
All I could do not to invite him round there and then!
can i have that one?
sometimes i like to get tra to attack me
Hmmmmm...you like pain?!! "
only in context |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My guy gets fed up with guys message saying Feebs is that you, even though they know its a couples profile - its so rude when they make it so obvious they dont want to talk to him.
So the other day we had a message from a guy saying - do you ever play alone. My guy couldnt help himself and said yeah i do, strangely when the single guy realised it wasnt me he was talking to, we didnt hear from him again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we got a really nice one. quite long,well set out and some lovely facial pix.local too and could accomodate.
we deleted it
obviously a hoax
calm down I'm joking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we got a really nice one. quite long,well set out and some lovely facial pix.local too and could accomodate.
we deleted it
obviously a hoax
calm down I'm joking "
see, it's comments like this in these forums that really get my chuckle bag going.  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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a guy...
a guy asked if I would fuck him and make him scream.
I said yes... I would would shag his arse and push his face in a blender at the same time.
never appeared
actually, I just made that up..... but felt left out xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked this weekend if I'd like to meet with two sexy guys, last minute meet... my reply was sorry, have my son and his friend here....
Guys said no worries we can drive to you and you can nip out for ten minutes for some car fun with us.
I thought what, 10 mins. blow-and-go????
I preferred the company of the two 12 yr old boys with me, they seemed the more mature option at that moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked this weekend if I'd like to meet with two sexy guys, last minute meet... my reply was sorry, have my son and his friend here....
Guys said no worries we can drive to you and you can nip out for ten minutes for some car fun with us.
I thought what, 10 mins. blow-and-go????
I preferred the company of the two 12 yr old boys with me, they seemed the more mature option at that moment. "
isnt it too cold to have car fun up there at the moment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They only fun I have in cars is torturing the kids by singing along loudly and very badly to my cd's.
Just think of the fun those guys missed out on, my teeth chattering on the end of their cocks. |
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