"Well I don't have a ceramic dildo, and I needed a larger dildo I can use in my strap-on harness.
Now all I need is a suitable willing victim  meeeeeeeeee
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Hmmm, I wonder how much bigger it needs to be to stretch from Norfolk to Scotland?  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Well I don't have a ceramic dildo, and I needed a larger dildo I can use in my strap-on harness.
Now all I need is a suitable willing victim meeeeeeeeee
Hmmm, I wonder how much bigger it needs to be to stretch from Norfolk to Scotland? "
There would be a serious risk of accidentally getting the wrong bloke too, with no photos or profile to go on!  |
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"Well I don't have a ceramic dildo, and I needed a larger dildo I can use in my strap-on harness.
Now all I need is a suitable willing victim meeeeeeeeee
Hmmm, I wonder how much bigger it needs to be to stretch from Norfolk to Scotland?
There would be a serious risk of accidentally getting the wrong bloke too, with no photos or profile to go on! "
Some might say that the Scots have been buttfucked by the a English for a long time  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"There ain't gonna be nothing ceramic or anything else remotely shatterable going up my jacksie lol!  
Thanks for the offer but I'm out! "
You're missing out. Glass dildos are incredible and I have high hopes for the ceramic one.
It's not made of bone china! |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm skint so no naughty stuff for a while...enjoy  "
My last purchase was ages ago and this was in the sale. I probably shouldn't have either but some retail therapy was required
Thanks, it ought to be fun. It's fairly large though so I don't envisage actually being able to use is as a strap-on very often. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am amazed at the lack of volunteers.A lady with a strap-on isn't always easy to find. "
I'm an acquired taste and I live in Norfolk, which is roughly a million miles from civilisation.
I didn't expect any serious interest and I certainly didn't expect to hear from anyone who is my type, to be honest. |
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"I am amazed at the lack of volunteers.A lady with a strap-on isn't always easy to find.
I'm an acquired taste and I live in Norfolk, which is roughly a million miles from civilisation.
I didn't expect any serious interest and I certainly didn't expect to hear from anyone who is my type, to be honest."
Are you sure Norfolk is that close to civilization ? |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am amazed at the lack of volunteers.A lady with a strap-on isn't always easy to find.
I'm an acquired taste and I live in Norfolk, which is roughly a million miles from civilisation.
I didn't expect any serious interest and I certainly didn't expect to hear from anyone who is my type, to be honest.
Are you sure Norfolk is that close to civilization ? "
Yep, I only have to drive for 2 hours before I start getting close to it. |
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I am getting the new wankobator called: Blow Job Master Thrusting Male Masturbator from lovehoney, it promises to give the perfect bj, even better than in real life lol, looking forward when it comes in the post in few day time. |
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You'll have to let me know if its any good. I love being pegged and at the mercy of a fine lady.
Been a while since me and a certain female friend have done it so I need a good reason to buy a new dildo for pegging. |
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"I am getting the new wankobator called: Blow Job Master Thrusting Male Masturbator from lovehoney, it promises to give the perfect bj, even better than in real life lol, looking forward when it comes in the post in few day time."
I had a go with my mates flesh light the other day. It was good fun but not as good as the real thing. |
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"You'll have to let me know if its any good. I love being pegged and at the mercy of a fine lady.
Been a while since me and a certain female friend have done it so I need a good reason to buy a new dildo for pegging. "
Yes. I will let you know if it is any good, cant wait. |
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"I am getting the new wankobator called: Blow Job Master Thrusting Male Masturbator from lovehoney, it promises to give the perfect bj, even better than in real life lol, looking forward when it comes in the post in few day time.
I had a go with my mates flesh light the other day. It was good fun but not as good as the real thing. "
lol yes, this one got different settings and you dont need to do any work with the hand, the thing inside massage ur dick in different speeds |
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"I am getting the new wankobator called: Blow Job Master Thrusting Male Masturbator from lovehoney, it promises to give the perfect bj, even better than in real life lol, looking forward when it comes in the post in few day time.
I had a go with my mates flesh light the other day. It was good fun but not as good as the real thing. lol yes, this one got different settings and you dont need to do any work with the hand, the thing inside massage ur dick in different speeds "
Can I have a go after you? |
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"I am getting the new wankobator called: Blow Job Master Thrusting Male Masturbator from lovehoney, it promises to give the perfect bj, even better than in real life lol, looking forward when it comes in the post in few day time.
I had a go with my mates flesh light the other day. It was good fun but not as good as the real thing. lol yes, this one got different settings and you dont need to do any work with the hand, the thing inside massage ur dick in different speeds
Can I have a go after you? "
Yes. I can send it to you lol |
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Loving my glass toys at the moment
Looking forward to feedback on the ceramic 