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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People may have seen one of these things on various social networking sites, women claiming many guys go for the 'low hanging fruit', basically women with low standards, as they can't be bothered to pursue the higher quality girls, which the girls posting such things likely see themselves as...
My question is, what sort of 'fruit' do you see yourself as? Are you bright, lush and crunchy on the tree, just waiting for the right climber to pick and savour you, or are you lying on the ground, watching as the other pieces get picked up around you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People may have seen one of these things on various social networking sites, women claiming many guys go for the 'low hanging fruit', basically women with low standards, as they can't be bothered to pursue the higher quality girls, which the girls posting such things likely see themselves as...
My question is, what sort of 'fruit' do you see yourself as? Are you bright, lush and crunchy on the tree, just waiting for the right climber to pick and savour you, or are you lying on the ground, watching as the other pieces get picked up around you?"
Cmon how many women would admit to being fallen, rotting fruit !?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm the manky, gnarled, odd looking fruit that is still tasty but would be rejected by any supermarket shopper.
I might get chosen at an over-priced organic grocers for my authenticity.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People may have seen one of these things on various social networking sites, women claiming many guys go for the 'low hanging fruit', basically women with low standards, as they can't be bothered to pursue the higher quality girls, which the girls posting such things likely see themselves as...
My question is, what sort of 'fruit' do you see yourself as? Are you bright, lush and crunchy on the tree, just waiting for the right climber to pick and savour you, or are you lying on the ground, watching as the other pieces get picked up around you?"
Oh well, another one bites the dust. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm the manky, gnarled, odd looking fruit that is still tasty but would be rejected by any supermarket shopper."
Sometimes, a piece of fruit may be overlooked and fall to the ground, yet it maintains its ripeness whilst the others rot around it because it's a GOOD bit of fruit! It just has to hang in there long enough for someone to notice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That 3 week old peach at the bottom of the fruit bowl, soft and wrinkly, well past its best, and when you lift it up its all green and furry underneath and, frankly, no longer tasty.
Always happy to be someone else's low hanging fruit though  lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a gooseberry. Tart,hairy,not difficult to pick and a fool  "
I wonder how many guys would refer to themselves as Raspberries in the hopes of getting blown? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm the manky, gnarled, odd looking fruit that is still tasty but would be rejected by any supermarket shopper.
Sometimes, a piece of fruit may be overlooked and fall to the ground, yet it maintains its ripeness whilst the others rot around it because it's a GOOD bit of fruit! It just has to hang in there long enough for someone to notice..."
That may be the nicest thing you have ever said to me... if I'm the bit of fruit that remains good. Thank you. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
""Low hanging fruit" 
well they say you learn something new everyday  "
I use it a lot but not in reference to sexual choices.
It's better than a 'strange fruit' reference.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZyuULy9zs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a gooseberry. Tart,hairy,not difficult to pick and a fool
I wonder how many guys would refer to themselves as Raspberries in the hopes of getting blown?"
Quite a few I would think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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High.
Not looks wise, or high maintainance or anything like that really, but if someone wants me to commit myself to them then they'd better be worth it.
There's loads of shit i won't put up with either, and i will walk away to save myself more heartache and keep my self value. I love myself and feel i'm worth something more than many women put up with, i'm also happy on my own too and don't need anyone to come into my life, if they're there then i want them in it. I didn't used to be like this, i used to be naive and innocent of other people and thought they were honest like me, now i know differently. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be an Apple. A toffee Apple...the kind you get at the fair 
Probably picked from a low branch, though.
-Courtney"
I was having this conversation with a girl recently, about how the apple inside the toffee never tastes good, they have a chalky texture and are very sour...mind though, I supposed being submerged in molten sugar and resultantly starved of oxygen will do that.
So for that reason I don't see you as that kind of apple Courtney |
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"I'd be an Apple. A toffee Apple...the kind you get at the fair
Probably picked from a low branch, though.
-Courtney
I was having this conversation with a girl recently, about how the apple inside the toffee never tastes good, they have a chalky texture and are very sour...mind though, I supposed being submerged in molten sugar and resultantly starved of oxygen will do that.
So for that reason I don't see you as that kind of apple Courtney "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be an Apple. A toffee Apple...the kind you get at the fair
Probably picked from a low branch, though.
-Courtney
I was having this conversation with a girl recently, about how the apple inside the toffee never tastes good, they have a chalky texture and are very sour...mind though, I supposed being submerged in molten sugar and resultantly starved of oxygen will do that.
So for that reason I don't see you as that kind of apple Courtney
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Thanks SB |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be an Apple. A toffee Apple...the kind you get at the fair
Probably picked from a low branch, though.
-Courtney
I was having this conversation with a girl recently, about how the apple inside the toffee never tastes good, they have a chalky texture and are very sour...mind though, I supposed being submerged in molten sugar and resultantly starved of oxygen will do that.
So for that reason I don't see you as that kind of apple Courtney
Thanks SB "
Ah my interpretation was that you were tempting and naughty on the outside, sweet and tasty, but when you crack through that devilish exterior you're all wholesome and good on the inside lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah my interpretation was that you were tempting and naughty on the outside, sweet and tasty, but when you crack through that devilish exterior you're all wholesome and good on the inside lol "
Everyone is being sweet this morning.
It was actually a joke referencing the apples I've been trying to give away lately in place of cake, but I'll take these interpretations. I like them better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ah my interpretation was that you were tempting and naughty on the outside, sweet and tasty, but when you crack through that devilish exterior you're all wholesome and good on the inside lol
Everyone is being sweet this morning.
It was actually a joke referencing the apples I've been trying to give away lately in place of cake, but I'll take these interpretations. I like them better "
Nuts to that, I'd just take slices of cake, dip THEM in hot toffee and give those away instead.  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
In this context but possibly a slightly different thought...
I often wondered at what point people think of other people as being "too" promiscuous.
Is there a magic number of x number of meets per day/ week/ month that makes a person either "lively and sexy" or "sluttish"?
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"People may have seen one of these things on various social networking sites, women claiming many guys go for the 'low hanging fruit', basically women with low standards, as they can't be bothered to pursue the higher quality girls, which the girls posting such things likely see themselves as...
My question is, what sort of 'fruit' do you see yourself as? Are you bright, lush and crunchy on the tree, just waiting for the right climber to pick and savour you, or are you lying on the ground, watching as the other pieces get picked up around you?"
To me this sounds like the female equivalent to men complaining about the "friendzone"! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I'm not the best looking or the best formed fruit on the tree but I have many other redeeming qualities, and a few surprises, for those who don't mind their fruit looking less than perfect.
If they can see past the skin, a treat may await. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it just me or is this a clever disguise for the OP to figure out whos an easy bang if it is the case hats of to you 110% effort "
Why do so many guys get accused of having an ulterior motive for posting threads?
Also, 110% effort put into finding an 'easy' bang? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a sparkling bright plump apple that doesn't even hang from the highest branch.. I literally levitate over the entire tree of sexual options. However, I taste fucking awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me or is this a clever disguise for the OP to figure out whos an easy bang if it is the case hats of to you 110% effort
Why do so many guys get accused of having an ulterior motive for posting threads?
Also, 110% effort put into finding an 'easy' bang?"
Did someone call me? I thought I heard the words "easy bang?"
-Courtney |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"In this context but possibly a slightly different thought...
I often wondered at what point people think of other people as being "too" promiscuous.
Is there a magic number of x number of meets per day/ week/ month that makes a person either "lively and sexy" or "sluttish"?
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When I had all my verifications on show I once had the cheek to send a polite no to a man who promptly responded that that the number of verifications made it clear I had no standards and he wouldn't touch me with someone else's pole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought low hanging fruit was an euphemism for saggy testicles?"
Me too!
The really pendulous ones that look like satsumas in a sock!
That's fruit-related... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do so many guys get accused of having an ulterior motive for posting threads?"
Ooh ohh, I know this!
Because we post threads to find people to have sex with, and to increase our chances once we find them? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why do so many guys get accused of having an ulterior motive for posting threads?
Ooh ohh, I know this!
Because we post threads to find people to have sex with, and to increase our chances once we find them? "
Really?
What sort of fruit are you though and how low do you hang? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do so many guys get accused of having an ulterior motive for posting threads?
Ooh ohh, I know this!
Because we post threads to find people to have sex with, and to increase our chances once we find them?
Really?
What sort of fruit are you though and how low do you hang?"
Is crisps a fruit? Not that I can think of a crisp-based metaphor which defines me; I just like crisps.
I probably need to buy some tomorrow and I'm not sure which to get... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why do so many guys get accused of having an ulterior motive for posting threads?
Ooh ohh, I know this!
Because we post threads to find people to have sex with, and to increase our chances once we find them?
Really?
What sort of fruit are you though and how low do you hang?
Is crisps a fruit? Not that I can think of a crisp-based metaphor which defines me; I just like crisps.
I probably need to buy some tomorrow and I'm not sure which to get... "
Fruit or crisps?
I bought some finger grapes today just because I'd never seen them before.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an unconvincing, cheap, synthetic apple, artificially attached to the lower boughs to make the tree look vaguely appealing.
Biting me will leave you with a mouthful of toxic polystyrene, spray paint in your teeth and will generally spoil your day.
You asked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm an unconvincing, cheap, synthetic apple, artificially attached to the lower boughs to make the tree look vaguely appealing.
Biting me will leave you with a mouthful of toxic polystyrene, spray paint in your teeth and will generally spoil your day.
You asked."
Mmm you sound and look tasty |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I'm one of those fruits that hang on the tree all unripe for ages and then you blink and miss it and it's become a windfall that even put in a cardboard box outside the front gate can't be given away. |
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You know that fruit that, as soon as they see it, gives women a sudden urge to cover themselves with fig-leaves and head towards the exit....?
I even have a little trouser-snake with which to tempt them....
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People may have seen one of these things on various social networking sites, women claiming many guys go for the 'low hanging fruit', basically women with low standards, as they can't be bothered to pursue the higher quality girls, which the girls posting such things likely see themselves as...
My question is, what sort of 'fruit' do you see yourself as? Are you bright, lush and crunchy on the tree, just waiting for the right climber to pick and savour you, or are you lying on the ground, watching as the other pieces get picked up around you?"
I've rotted beyond all comprehension, the kind of rot that stops things growing. Doesn't mean I don't try though |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
i'm the apple that slowly ripens behind leaves, if you aren't looking from the right angle, im either invisible or i dont look ripe, those who bother to make the effort to look, to see, and then engage their senses, will find the apple they were looking for, at the perfect moment...and that's when i drop into their hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People may have seen one of these things on various social networking sites, women claiming many guys go for the 'low hanging fruit', basically women with low standards, as they can't be bothered to pursue the higher quality girls, which the girls posting such things likely see themselves as...
My question is, what sort of 'fruit' do you see yourself as? Are you bright, lush and crunchy on the tree, just waiting for the right climber to pick and savour you, or are you lying on the ground, watching as the other pieces get picked up around you?"
I like to think my standards are high. Im not exactly rotten fruit but am probably not on the best branches on the Fab tree. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, me and Kage are hungry
We're hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot
To eat some low hangin' fruit
We're on a freaky pursuit
Don't want no high class model in designer fuckin' bathing suit
We want the low hangin' fruit
Me and Kage are horny
We're lookin' for a snack
Lookin' for a plump one
With a tasty crack
We want some low hangin' fruit
She wear the beekeeper suit
She got the shit-kickin' boot
We need the low hangin' fruit
She got the flip-flops on with hot red potatoes
And the butt-floss 'long with fried green tomatoes
And she love that song we sing for the ladies
Come on! Oh my god!
Rip-snort and a flip-florp fiddly-fjorp...
[scat]
Low hangin' fruit
She wears a pink parachute
She got the fly tattoo and the honky-tonky daisy dukes
We love the low hangin' fruit
Because the high-class fruit is not gonna fuck me
But the low-class fruit is sweet chunky monkey
When you smoke that fruit, you smell like a skunky
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! |
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