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By *pecialized OP Man
over a year ago
newcastle/northumberland |
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini-van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of van aerial disease I've ever seen"... |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
Bloke goes into pub an asks for 3 double whiskys. 'You ok?' asks the barman. 'No, i've just found out my youngest son is gay!'
The following week he goes in the pub again, and asks for 6 double whiskys. 'You ok?' asks barman again. 'No, just found out my eldest son has turned gay as well!'
Week after he returns to the pub and asks for 10 doubles. 'Fuck me,' says barman. 'Doesn't any of your family like fanny?' 'Yep,' he replies, 'My wife!!!' |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink and comes with optional furry dash. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
A man gets home from working a nightshift & decides to wake his wife by giving her oral sex.
He climbs under the bottom of the duvet gently spreads her legs & licks her pussy til she quivers & cums all over his face.
He goes to the bathroom to clean up & finds his wife in there shaving her legs!
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE" he yells...
"Sshhh!" she says "you'll wake your mother!" |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
Dear Deirdre.
I have never written to you before but i really need your advice. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings and if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot & when I ask the names it's "you don't know them", i try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I ususally fall asleep.
Anyway last night i decided to finally check on her. Around midnight i hid in the garage behind my motorbike so as to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls. When she got out of the car she was buttoning her blouse which was open and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment as i crouched behind my motorbike i noticed it, a slight oil leak by the cylinder head, is this something i can fix myself or should i take it back to the shop? |
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