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over a year ago
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"Enough with the cake on here.
I'd have an apple.
-Courtney
you can have my oranges if you like "
Well, with an offer like that I think more people will begin eating fruit.
I was considering offering a blowjob with each apple for a while....but I don't think even that was enough temptation for most people to put the cake down.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Brioche' - the original was mistranslated and the quote should have been,
"They have no bread? Then let them eat brioche"
So, brioche pls"
c'est bon bon ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Enough with the cake on here.
I'd have an apple.
-Courtney
you can have my oranges if you like
Well, with an offer like that I think more people will begin eating fruit.
I was considering offering a blowjob with each apple for a while....but I don't think even that was enough temptation for most people to put the cake down.
-Courtney"
I suspect that may be inaccurate... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enough with the cake on here.
I'd have an apple.
-Courtney
you can have my oranges if you like
Well, with an offer like that I think more people will begin eating fruit.
I was considering offering a blowjob with each apple for a while....but I don't think even that was enough temptation for most people to put the cake down.
-Courtney
I suspect that may be inaccurate..."
Nope. I made the offer a few days ago....and yet the number of cake threads grow. I think the problem is that I need a man to help me. Women aren't going to choose apples over cake if I promise them a blowjob
I think that might be where I am going wrong
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enough with the cake on here.
I'd have an apple.
-Courtney
you can have my oranges if you like
Well, with an offer like that I think more people will begin eating fruit.
I was considering offering a blowjob with each apple for a while....but I don't think even that was enough temptation for most people to put the cake down.
-Courtney"
i have a cherry too ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Enough with the cake on here.
I'd have an apple.
-Courtney
you can have my oranges if you like
Well, with an offer like that I think more people will begin eating fruit.
I was considering offering a blowjob with each apple for a while....but I don't think even that was enough temptation for most people to put the cake down.
-Courtney"
Errm. A bj a day keeps the apple away ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enough with the cake on here.
I'd have an apple.
-Courtney
you can have my oranges if you like
Well, with an offer like that I think more people will begin eating fruit.
I was considering offering a blowjob with each apple for a while....but I don't think even that was enough temptation for most people to put the cake down.
-Courtney
i have a cherry too "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enough with the cake on here.
I'd have an apple.
-Courtney
you can have my oranges if you like
Well, with an offer like that I think more people will begin eating fruit.
I was considering offering a blowjob with each apple for a while....but I don't think even that was enough temptation for most people to put the cake down.
-Courtney
Errm. A bj a day keeps the apple away "
Defeats the purpose ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks like I may actually me onto something, then
-Courtney
I'm more than happy to offer a similar deal to ladies looking for that final motivation to eat more fruit... "
remember, 5 a day, that's a lota licking. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I didn't currently have gestational diabetes, id have Battenberg.... The kids shampoo smells of marzipan and its giving me a hankering for it!! Nom nom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I eat a 9" cream cake at dinner time every week day after a nice cheese salad sandwich
and someone just reminded me to nip into shop and get a block of marzipan just to eat it as is "
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