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lies post an insane one about the person above you or anywhere really why does it have to be above
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"DiamongJoe recently featured in the Guinness book of records for the largest quantity of of Nutella eaten in one sitting, using chopsticks. "
sunshine 71 loves sitting in her postman pat onesy eating marmite drumsticks watching football teams Manchester united v Glasgow whilst massaging my nuts wearing oven gloves  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The person 5 below me on this thread thinks the Japanese word for thank you is "boyakasha" much to the amusement of all their friends when they use it. Which is constantly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... "
awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ? "
no, if he was hot id have offered him a lubed strap on..cos im nice like that.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ?
no, if he was hot id have offered him a lubed strap on..cos im nice like that.. "
Was going to be Suzy5555 but ended up 444 on account of the webbed fingers, toes and wooden leg |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ?
no, if he was hot id have offered him a lubed strap on..cos im nice like that..
Was going to be Suzy5555 but ended up 444 on account of the webbed fingers, toes and wooden leg"
is a mermaid hater |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Colgate uses Aquafresh"
sparkle has false teeth that she leaves in a jar of pickles over night to get that fresh breath feel she also uses a bicycle pump to inflate them bazookas |
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