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How much does a polar bear weigh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you asking us or telling us?

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

Wow. That's quite a range.... and much fatter than me

Cal

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thank you , you learn something new every day . X Red

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Phew, that's a relief

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only I'd known this last night, had one to move but couldn't budge it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you , you learn something new every day . X Red"

Glad to help

every day is a school day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

As much as it wants to. No one is going to tell it off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If only I'd known this last night, had one to move but couldn't budge it "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

Pfffft Lightweight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm regretting buying this cute cub now.

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By *estinysswingersCouple over a year ago

Worsley

Interesting fact. I wouldn't hang around long enough to find out its weight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How fast do they run I think is more important to know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh... better take one of them out of my luggage then, don't want trouble with ryanjet check in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh dear Mr PB its all those bloody bananas he keeps scoffing

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

Anything that begins with 'apparently' is suspect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How fast do they run I think is more important to know. "

Doesn't matter as long as I can run faster than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

bet they do huge dumps

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

All polar bears are left handed

C...

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

who cares ? theres not many in blackpool

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

bet they do huge dumps

Do bears shit in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

bet they do huge dumps

Do bears shit in the woods

No not polar bears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently the average male polar bear weighs between 350 & 700kg.

bet they do huge dumps

Do bears shit in the woods

not polar bears.. no trees...

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By *arlock69Man over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

A 700kg polar bear... That really is an ice breaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enough to break the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Enough to break the ice

See that's the answer you were all supposed to expect! But instead you got a boring one.

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

What about the godbear of kamchutka?

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

he weighs the bear minimum

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

...and... don't eat Polar Bear, even when cooked the meat is toxic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...and... don't eat Polar Bear, even when cooked the meat is toxic

Bugger, now I am going to have to change dinner plans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...and... don't eat Polar Bear, even when cooked the meat is toxic

I thought it was the liver, has a lethal dose of vitamin A, so I was told by the SAS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you's calling me fat or something????

(oh, I'm right handed and potty trained btw)

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"he weighs the bear minimum

This tickled me!

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