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4,605 miles in total.
Now the kettle's on for a proper pot of tea, and we've splashed out on a packet of plain and a packet of milk Hobnobs.
Bliss.
There's plenty in the pot for the rest of you too...
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"Welcome home, hope you all had a marvellous holiday.
Thanks Miss I, fantastic time, we nearly called in on our way past on the A34
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Oh, you should have  |
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"Welcome home, we're all looking forward to your holiday snap's, which I'm sure will be entertaining as usual.  "
Thanks BT, hopefully they'll be sorted by tomorrow, one just needs some careful, Blue Peter-style editing
(I couldn't quite get the perspective right on my cock/Leaning Tower of Pisa shot.)
(Plus it's hard to maintain an erection when there's a soldier with a submachine-gun watching  )
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"I've always felt that the Irish satnav should have an inbuilt question for those driving to Tipperary: You do know it's a long way? "
Ours really bastardised the foreign place names.
And I nearly got in trouble for going miles too far west simply because I liked the way she said 'Brest'
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"Really want Bobcat Goldthwait as the voice on my satnav, he hasn't recorded them though,
Welcome back to grey old Englandland "
Ty.
We got the cd of Carmina Burana, so with that on full, there were times we could have done with the Brian Blessed one! |
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"I've always felt that the Irish satnav should have an inbuilt question for those driving to Tipperary: You do know it's a long way? "
Or 1 that says sweet Marie is waiting for you when you put in Amarillo
Had a Bonnie Tyler Satnav once, all it did was tell me to turn around and then it fell apart |
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"Hope you had a lovely hols
I'm in need of a strong sweet tea, 2 lumps please "
Strong Assam is my speciality, and fortunately I have sugar lumps in the cupboard (carefully hidden from the children) |
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"Save some biscotti for me 
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
Pfft !
How about any macaroons ?
We didn't even do very well on wine after mis-timing both the vineyards and the hypermarkets  "
I'd get a new navigator if I were you |
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"Save some biscotti for me
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
Pfft !
How about any macaroons ?
We didn't even do very well on wine after mis-timing both the vineyards and the hypermarkets
I'd get a new navigator if I were you "
We never quite got to grips with those continental opening hours.
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"Save some biscotti for me
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
Pfft !
How about any macaroons ?
We didn't even do very well on wine after mis-timing both the vineyards and the hypermarkets
I'd get a new navigator if I were you
We never quite got to grips with those continental opening hours.
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