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over a year ago
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Having a good shit is one of the final bastions where man can truly be by himself without the nagging of a matriarch over something completely petty.
May you shit in peace my friends |
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over a year ago
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"My friends used to request updates on when I was having a poo because they thought I went a bit too often. I have strange friends. "
You have strange friends OR you go too often... Be honest with yourself 
-Courtney |
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"My friends used to request updates on when I was having a poo because they thought I went a bit too often. I have strange friends.
You have strange friends OR you go too often... Be honest with yourself
-Courtney"
I was going really often. But it was genuine, not a cheeky excuse. Honest! |
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"I love talking about poos  jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan
I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive  ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar
I'm lurking  ....... And erm dumping. I had a ghost dump this morning
Those ghost dumps really are scary shit.
I remember having one, then turning round to inspect and there was nothing there 
It felt so lifelike as well. For a minute I thought I may have just been experiencing sympathy pains for my friend Arhur, who was in the trap next to mine. It can't have been though as my bum was wet from splash back. they are pretty weird but preferable to the ones that won't come out and just hang around peeping out"
Like a curious turtle? |
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"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan
I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar
I'm lurking ....... And erm dumping. I had a ghost dump this morning
Those ghost dumps really are scary shit.
I remember having one, then turning round to inspect and there was nothing there
It felt so lifelike as well. For a minute I thought I may have just been experiencing sympathy pains for my friend Arhur, who was in the trap next to mine. It can't have been though as my bum was wet from splash back. they are pretty weird but preferable to the ones that won't come out and just hang around peeping out
Like a curious turtle?"
ha! Perfect description |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i cant escape it - i have a child with crohns so homechat is this - i work as a carer and elbow deep in it all day it seems and now my fab forumtime is covered too   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A ghost poo is a torpedo-shaped log,with enough weight and propulsion to be propelled down and around the u-bend,without the need for flushing. It's a water-saving poo. |
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