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Worst chat up line ?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is the worst chat up line you have ever received ? Mine was last night in xscape a bloke in a vest said I looked better than a Sunday dinner with Yorkshire puddings and gravy!! I didn't know weather to laugh or cry lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In real life, aged 17 on the nightbus back from a club, my brother's friend asked how my cunt was.

On here, I just had a delightful message: "I'm wanking right now....." Goodo! You carry on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is the worst chat up line you have ever received ? Mine was last night in xscape a bloke in a vest said I looked better than a Sunday dinner with Yorkshire puddings and gravy!! I didn't know weather to laugh or cry lol "

Hahaha love bad chat up lines!! I'd of laughed my head off but I'm weird like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i just found it odd lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fab had a guy earlier today....."your ass looks ready for my spunk" a Guess who got blocked? Some of the single guys on here are totally clueless...... Then they complain about getting messages deleted and no meets lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In real life, aged 17 on the nightbus back from a club, my brother's friend asked how my cunt was.

On here, I just had a delightful message: "I'm wanking right now....." Goodo! You carry on!"
wow really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My fab had a guy earlier today....."your ass looks ready for my spunk" a Guess who got blocked? Some of the single guys on here are totally clueless...... Then they complain about getting messages deleted and no meets lol!"
yeah that sounds odd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had one earlier from a guy with a cock avatar and it said 'wanna play?'

My response was 'no'(didn't think such an unimaginative message deserved more) to which he took offence and said 'like I would want to fuck you anyway'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a delightful message from a guy who insulted me about my age, but wanted to shag this old girl anyway!

Wonder if he was shocked at getting blocked? Cheeky fooker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

I've come across those. Really quite affable

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

I've come across those. Really quite affable

If you are what you eat, i want to be you by morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad chat up lines....? Well the worst one on fab has to be "hi how are you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

I've come across those. Really quite affable

If you are what you eat, i want to be you by morning

Did someone say that to you, or is it your own fine work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine gas just come through to my inbox 'fancy giving me a blow job I can drive down to where ever'

He received the simplest of answers lol

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I like a fat girl and you're gorgeous".

All I heard was how fat I was.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I like a fat girl and you're gorgeous".

All I heard was how fat I was."

What a charmer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of these are bad I've had that I can suck my own cock one too on here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm missing out - I've not had any self-suckers message me: with or without charm.

Some guys post and ask 'what's your address love?' etc, as if I'm going to just send it along.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best one so far on here do you work on a chicken farm because you can get cocks up lol

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

'You're quite pretty for a fat bird'

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

I've come across those. Really quite affable

If you are what you eat, i want to be you by morning

Did someone say that to you, or is it your own fine work?

Lol its my own sadly...

have others too lets see...

Screw me if i'm wrong but you want to nibble my neck don't you.

(win win!)

You were a girl scout when you were younger weren't you... because you certainly know how to pitch my te... yeah (cringes)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

well they've got to be flexible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

I've come across those. Really quite affable

If you are what you eat, i want to be you by morning

Did someone say that to you, or is it your own fine work?

Lol its my own sadly...

have others too lets see...

Screw me if i'm wrong but you want to nibble my neck don't you.

(win win!)

You were a girl scout when you were younger weren't you... because you certainly know how to pitch my te... yeah (cringes)

A fine talent you have there, sir!

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

I've come across those. Really quite affable

If you are what you eat, i want to be you by morning

Did someone say that to you, or is it your own fine work?

Lol its my own sadly...

have others too lets see...

Screw me if i'm wrong but you want to nibble my neck don't you.

(win win!)

You were a girl scout when you were younger weren't you... because you certainly know how to pitch my te... yeah (cringes)

I'm going to need your number for insurance purposes... i have diabetes and your simply too sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*"

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

wasn't that written in the secret to good sex book somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can you spare some change please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

wasn't that written in the secret to good sex book somewhere?"

I've never needed to read it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont arve like you, your yellow teeth match my brown arse

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

wasn't that written in the secret to good sex book somewhere?"

Female: What do you think of my dress?

Male: Well you do look pretty but honestly i think those clothes would look better on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

maybe because no one knew you drank until they saw you soba

wasn't that written in the secret to good sex book somewhere?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

wasn't that written in the secret to good sex book somewhere?

Female: What do you think of my dress?

Male: Well you do look pretty but honestly i think those clothes would look better on the floor"

Brilliant! Feel all warm and fuzzy now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mates favourite

is your name Jacobs? Coz you're a cracker

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

wasn't that written in the secret to good sex book somewhere?

Female: What do you think of my dress?

Male: Well you do look pretty but honestly i think those clothes would look better on the floor

Brilliant! Feel all warm and fuzzy now "

hehehe x

If anyone uses this next one in a bar type situation... i salute you...

I'd remove every chair bench and stool in the world... just to have you sit on my face.

LOL

thats got to be one of the best/worst.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you from the ghetto?

No?

Well I'd love to ghetto hold of your ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in the van!"

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

You mean they don't talk with their mouths full?

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By *uperGuy68Man over a year ago

Southampton

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

I'm surprised you haven't had "you like one in a minion" yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

You mean they don't talk with their mouths full?"

Pmsl they take rejection well x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

I had, your tits are surprisingly perky for such big ones.

Made me feel like I should have ones that a re down by my knees or something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you work in sub way? I'm getting a foot long ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had:

You look like you'd love to swallow my piss.

And a while ago,

If I pay you, will you shit in my mouth?

Romance is not dead....

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was once sitting next to a pair of ladies. One turned to the other and said "I think we should take this fella off and rape him"

It was a terrible line (on a number of levels), but as I'm a male, it still worked...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once sitting next to a pair of ladies. One turned to the other and said "I think we should take this fella off and rape him"

It was a terrible line (on a number of levels), but as I'm a male, it still worked...

OMG!

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

"I've got some peanut butter how would you like to try dredging? "

me.

just now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost my teddy , can I sleep with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost my teddy , can I sleep with you"

Aww. This would probably work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I've got some peanut butter how would you like to try dredging? "

me.

just now.

Hilarious and outrageous. That would probably work on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

I like that one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A girl came up to me on my stag do and said 'hi I'm rich', I just replied that's some surgery you've had there love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A girl came up to me on my stag do and said 'hi I'm rich', I just replied that's some surgery you've had there love

Maybe that was her name

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Bad chat up lines....? Well the worst one on fab has to be "hi how are you" "

I think "hi how r u hun" beats that

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I lost my teddy , can I sleep with you"

Ah, the sympathy card

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I lost my teddy , can I sleep with you"

I might fall for that one

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By *annooWoman over a year ago

Hastings

It's pouring down worth rain stood in a bus shelter and a guy turned to me and said "nice weather tonight"

Erh nooooo

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

"Hey "

Just got one of those messages, not sure if I should go into full sarcastic mode, or just block.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

someone just asked me if i'm genuine and they'd love to meet me if i am. ffs, deleted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dunno how i'm gonna manage when i can actually go for proper nights out and can't just delete and block people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just woke up to the following:

Hi Gawjus! So you're from Ripon are you? If I were there I know what I'd be ripon off.......!

Ba dum tish!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Don't you think it's lovely outside I have a fantasy of becoming an axe murderer would you like to help me by becoming my first test subjects ,

strangest one off here lol

(Jo)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Don't you think it's lovely outside I have a fantasy of becoming an axe murderer would you like to help me by becoming my first test subjects ,

strangest one off here lol

(Jo)"

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"Hi Don't you think it's lovely outside I have a fantasy of becoming an axe murderer would you like to help me by becoming my first test subjects ,

strangest one off here lol

(Jo)"

What about can I see your puppies

except I actually wanted to see the furry little cute terrors haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like your tattoos, omg this one is boring me so much that i now start imagining they wanna nick my skin or something...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i like your pics...from a talking penis, yay. i'm outta this topic now else i'm gonna be in a bad mood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Don't you think it's lovely outside I have a fantasy of becoming an axe murderer would you like to help me by becoming my first test subjects ,

strangest one off here lol

(Jo)

What about can I see your puppies

except I actually wanted to see the furry little cute terrors haha "

Aww there all gone to new homes now except 1 special one with a odd jaw we decided to keep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Random penis is asking for a meet, help...

Might suggest to the site that we have an option to block penis avatars?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had a first message which is an explicitly detailed description of how I would be face fucked, amongst other things. Not a chat up line, but still, why?!!!

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I've just had a first message which is an explicitly detailed description of how I would be face fucked, amongst other things. Not a chat up line, but still, why?!!!

I've had a few like this graphically describing what they think they are going to do - block!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That should read fwb....fecking auto correct!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had "have you had a poo this morning" !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had a first message which is an explicitly detailed description of how I would be face fucked, amongst other things. Not a chat up line, but still, why?!!!

I've had a few like this graphically describing what they think they are going to do - block!!! "

My curiosity gets the better of me and I always end up asking them to explain their approach, and if they actually think it'll work. Makes for very interesting reading, like an anthropological study

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm

Do you sleep on your stomach?

No? Can I then?

I've had msgs from guys asking me to be their mistress and abuse them, had the 'wanna watch me suck my own cock' messages.

Surely there's a fab bingo game in here somewhere?

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Ummmmmm

Best chat up line after we won against city in the derby...to a city fan....so would you liked to be fucked for a 2nd time today

Tbh it did work

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

I'v lost my phone number so can I have yours??

How much does a polar bear weigh?? Don't know either but it's enough to break the ice....

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

What's your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!

I work as a cat whisperer because I know what pussy needs.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy once said to me is that a mirror in your knickers cod I see myself in there later!! He then asked for my number so I said sure 07721 now fucking do one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had a first message which is an explicitly detailed description of how I would be face fucked, amongst other things. Not a chat up line, but still, why?!!!

yes I had one like that last night x

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Would never say that in first message......second message maybe

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Someone I know tried this one walking through the high street- "excuse me mate, give you a monkey for a go on your missus", probably lucky he didn't get a smack in the mouth............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmmm

Do you sleep on your stomach?

No? Can I then?

I've had msgs from guys asking me to be their mistress and abuse them, had the 'wanna watch me suck my own cock' messages.

Surely there's a fab bingo game in here somewhere?

Xx"

Bingo, or any fab game, would be awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I first joined fab I got asked 'if I fancied getting in the boot'ermmmmmm no lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd ride you into battle !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had a message from a guy on here that said my boobs are so fabulous they remind him of a giant owls eyes staring at him.

Is that a compliment?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had a message from a guy on here that said my boobs are so fabulous they remind him of a giant owls eyes staring at him.

Is that a compliment?"

He said they were fabulous! I like his unique thought processes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you drop your standards I'll drop my trousers."

(If I ever used that line I am convinced I'd get instant blocks from everyone.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was in a club once where a bloke asked if I'd like to see his new tattoo, it was cherries tattooed to his nuts!!

There was a random dude once that stared at me for half hour before striding over and said "your eyes are like chocolate they make my heart melt

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"I get at least 1 a week from different guys asking if I want to see them suck their own cocks...

They are always polite though bless their cottons

So they would chop it off just to please you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just one look at you and I just went all squirrel.... just want to bury my nuts!!!

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By *nstant_classicMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I think that's quite a good compliment, who doesn't love a sunday roast? hahaha

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

Ithink chat up lines get better with context... I struggle to think of many off the bat, but when im in a fully fledged conversation with someone and were bouncing off of each other... i can create them in a snap.

I do miss conversations like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody ever chats me up *sob*

awww would you look at you.... you remind me of my little toe ^_^... small sweet... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later

Pmsl keep em coming

wasn't that written in the secret to good sex book somewhere?

Female: What do you think of my dress?

Male: Well you do look pretty but honestly i think those clothes would look better on the floor

Brilliant! Feel all warm and fuzzy now

hehehe x

If anyone uses this next one in a bar type situation... i salute you...

I'd remove every chair bench and stool in the world... just to have you sit on my face.

LOL

thats got to be one of the best/worst.

"
had that said to me at a party.I couldn't find a seat and was told you will always have a seat as long as I have a face. I cried laughing best chat up line ever

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