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Not literally sorry, I mean the programme!
Just watching it now, and why do they think they can cook?
Some serve proper slop and I know, ask my husband!
Would anyone on here go and cook on the programme? I'm sure people on here could do better. |
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I used to be a chef in a past life so i reckon i could get away with it. Anyone up for a fabswingers cum dine with me. Different house every night, the desserts would be brilliant and everone's a winner....  |
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"I used to be a chef in a past life so i reckon i could get away with it. Anyone up for a fabswingers cum dine with me. Different house every night, the desserts would be brilliant and everone's a winner.... "
ooohhh....please! cannae be bothered to cook...ever again for that matter! |
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"I used to be a chef in a past life so i reckon i could get away with it. Anyone up for a fabswingers cum dine with me. Different house every night, the desserts would be brilliant and everone's a winner....
ooohhh....please! cannae be bothered to cook...ever again for that matter!"
I'll cook you up a storm, whatever you want. I'm an expert at creamy sauces
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Not literally sorry, I mean the programme!
Just watching it now, and why do they think they can cook?
Some serve proper slop and I know, ask my husband!
Would anyone on here go and cook on the programme? I'm sure people on here could do better. "
Yes she should know  I do 75% of the cooking in our house, Mrs Fun usually just about manages to warm things up 
Mr Fun (hope she doesnt see my reply)  |
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"I used to be a chef in a past life so i reckon i could get away with it. Anyone up for a fabswingers cum dine with me. Different house every night, the desserts would be brilliant and everone's a winner.... "
Now that appeals lol....love the programme too, the guy who does the commentary is hilarious. |
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"I'd love to go in the show but i doubt i would win with black puddin on fried bread followed by egg and chips with jelly and ice cream for pudding  "
thats all the rage in that there London dont you know - old Ramsey charges a bomb for a bit of black pudding the size of your thumb nail |
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I cant make out why some go on there ..... some are so bad at cooking really are , my family say i should go on there , not sure how to go about it , x jo |
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking? "
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit.  |
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Not literally sorry, I mean the programme!
Just watching it now, and why do they think they can cook?
Some serve proper slop and I know, ask my husband!
Would anyone on here go and cook on the programme? I'm sure people on here could do better.
Yes she should know I do 75% of the cooking in our house, Mrs Fun usually just about manages to warm things up
Mr Fun (hope she doesnt see my reply) "
Fine !! Guess who's doing the cooking and washing up from now on then !! As he is so good at it |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking?
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit. "
MMMMMM, I'm in!!!!! |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
It always makes you laugh when you get these people on there who "don`t touch this, hate that2 then when you hear what they actually like it turns out to be the worst possible choices. For example, won`t touch fillet steak but will eat beef burger!  FFS! We all know beef burger is, as described by a former workmate, eyes ears and ass`oles! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"It always makes you laugh when you get these people on there who "don`t touch this, hate that2 then when you hear what they actually like it turns out to be the worst possible choices. For example, won`t touch fillet steak but will eat beef burger! FFS! We all know beef burger is, as described by a former workmate, eyes ears and ass`oles!"
I know a few burgers lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking?
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit.
Well thats two coming, who else, go on feed my deluded fantasies...
MMMMMM, I'm in!!!!!"
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking?
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit.
MMMMMM, I'm in!!!!!"
Well that's two cumming, who else...come on feed my deluded fantasies. |
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We're sure half the contestants don't need the prize money.
Many of them seem to go on just to show what swanky houses and lifestyles they have.
We're always glad if one of the poorer looking host/hostesses wins.......unless they're an arsehole of course! |
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"We're sure half the contestants don't need the prize money.
Many of them seem to go on just to show what swanky houses and lifestyles they have.
We're always glad if one of the poorer looking host/hostesses wins.......unless they're an arsehole of course! "
wicked, i've got a poorer looking house, squeeze yourselves in. |
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it
WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked
sorry, but I will be too busy shagging the guests!!! "
share the guests wnt u |
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it
WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked
sorry, but I will be too busy shagging the guests!!! "
ONLY THE GUESTS. bummer |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it
WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked
sorry, but I will be too busy shagging the guests!!!
oh the host will be getting second helpings of my dessert xx
ONLY THE GUESTS. bummer "
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting 
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
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Someone will have to as I'm nothing everything lol |
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my menu for this would be:
starter: bourek (spicey mince wrapped in filo n deep fried)
main: elham lahlou (lamb well cooked in prunes and garnished with roasted almonds
side or after: mixed salad
Sweet: chocolate mouse or creme caramel
followed by MachuPiccu coffee, (or choice of teas) cheeseboard and bics
Wine, not so sure as I don't partake meself but perhaps an Italian Rose?
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"my menu for this would be:
starter: bourek (spicey mince wrapped in filo n deep fried)
main: elham lahlou (lamb well cooked in prunes and garnished with roasted almonds
side or after: mixed salad
Sweet: chocolate mouse or creme caramel
followed by MachuPiccu coffee, (or choice of teas) cheeseboard and bics
Wine, not so sure as I don't partake meself but perhaps an Italian Rose?
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Is that Greek ? Ad some great food in Cyprus last year xx |
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I couldnt go on this show as Im fussy to where I eat. Some of the competitors hygiene leaves a lot to be desired....
Id gag at the table if I was served food from MOST of the competitors on the show.
Im not a fussy eater, I just like cleanliness. Most on this show serve up "Slop" so I dont think Im missing anything by not going on the show
Steviep, I'll chance it & go along to yours seeing as though you were a Chef in your past  The Fems may need some attention while your doing your thing in the Kitchen
Mr Fun
(the Mrs saw my early post & I had to make tea) |
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
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I will help with the dishes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol"
But not the blow jobs???? |
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"I couldnt go on this show as Im fussy to where I eat. Some of the competitors hygiene leaves a lot to be desired....
Id gag at the table if I was served food from MOST of the competitors on the show.
Im not a fussy eater, I just like cleanliness. Most on this show serve up "Slop" so I dont think Im missing anything by not going on the show
Steviep, I'll chance it & go along to yours seeing as though you were a Chef in your past The Fems may need some attention while your doing your thing in the Kitchen
Mr Fun
(the Mrs saw my early post & I had to make tea)"
Hehe, serves you right lol |
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs???? "
ummmm nope |
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope "
Best bring yer scrubbing brush and fairy liquid then. No freebies lol |
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope
Best bring yer scrubbing brush and fairy liquid then. No freebies lol"
I will bring them and volunteer to keep the ladies happy lol |
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope "
Just looked at your profile for a nano second. I'll let you off the blowjobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope
Just looked at your profile for a nano second. I'll let you off the blowjobs"
Thanks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stevie - can we have some canapes and champagne whilst we are waiting??? I'm hungry!!!!
But of course..don't forget to mingle though
oi!! my mingle is for dessert!!! "
Just be sure that everyone gets a taste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my menu for this would be:
starter: bourek (spicey mince wrapped in filo n deep fried)
main: elham lahlou (lamb well cooked in prunes and garnished with roasted almonds
side or after: mixed salad
Sweet: chocolate mouse or creme caramel
followed by MachuPiccu coffee, (or choice of teas) cheeseboard and bics
Wine, not so sure as I don't partake meself but perhaps an Italian Rose?
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superb, an excellent counterpoint to my meni/ you can do tuesday. who's doing wednesday???
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yea plenty of mingling and socialising before the main course!!
xx
but mmm what did you say were for dessert !!
And I said he wa doing tea and he has and tomaz looking gud for him to dinner too
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Was it the Coronation Street lot, Ive seen adverts for it but havent ever watched the programme.
From the adverts though, that guy who played Reg Holdsworth - he looks like a pervert to me. I know hes acting up and dressing up and pretending but Im not entirely sure hes that good an actor. I just think he really is a pervert. (I apologise if Reg is on this site, sorry I know naming and shaming is not allowed) |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Was it the Coronation Street lot, Ive seen adverts for it but havent ever watched the programme.
From the adverts though, that guy who played Reg Holdsworth - he looks like a pervert to me. I know hes acting up and dressing up and pretending but Im not entirely sure hes that good an actor. I just think he really is a pervert. (I apologise if Reg is on this site, sorry I know naming and shaming is not allowed) "
That one is Monday night at 9pm, and I agree about Reg, something creepy about him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just watching the Corrie come dine with me ??? Oh My god does Reg Holdsworth want a slap or what???
Tupele ( Kelly ) is looking quite nice thou!!!
Mrs Fun xx"
Tracey Barlow. hmmmmmmm |
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The best one I watched was Amlwch who lived next door to a restaurant, she got them to delivery the food through her kitchen window. She said In the rules she never had to cook it which I thought was a class act. She won as well.
Be nice to hook up with fellow fab people and do our own style. Starters. Main course, then for dessert we have each other. At the end of the week we tot up the score pmsl |
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