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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wee but the bed is sooooo warm you don't wanna get out of it  "
Why as soon as you open your eyes you need the loo...it takes you away from the comfort of your bed..its shocking I tell you..shocking  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fart... but you realise you're in polite company?
Ladies never fart
You big Bloody liar. "
Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....I never fart....I may trump lightly out of ear shot on the odd occasion ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is have some , I have a feeling I'm not the only one
Lol
Now that's in my head humming away now
Mine too ha ha "
Could be worse tho could have one direction in our heads  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is have some , I have a feeling I'm not the only one
Lol
Now that's in my head humming away now
Mine too ha ha
Could be worse tho could have one direction in our heads "
Aggh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is have some , I have a feeling I'm not the only one
Lol
Now that's in my head humming away now
Mine too ha ha
Could be worse tho could have one direction in our heads
Aggh "
I know ...I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fart... but you realise you're in polite company?
Ladies never fart
You big Bloody liar.
Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....I never fart....I may trump lightly out of ear shot on the odd occasion ... "
Is that a distant rumble of thunder i hear? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fart... but you realise you're in polite company?
Ladies never fart
You big Bloody liar.
Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....I never fart....I may trump lightly out of ear shot on the odd occasion ...
Is that a distant rumble of thunder i hear? "
Not from my ass/ arse its not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is to have big boobie snuggles :0)
Have you big boobies to do that with ?no I don't. I am in need of some :0)
Well there are in abundance on here "
I can see ;0) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wee but the bed is sooooo warm you don't wanna get out of it
Why as soon as you open your eyes you need the loo...it takes you away from the comfort of your bed..its shocking I tell you..shocking "
I've been laid here desperate for a wee for about an hour now but I don't wanna leave the bed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have a wee but the bed is sooooo warm you don't wanna get out of it
Why as soon as you open your eyes you need the loo...it takes you away from the comfort of your bed..its shocking I tell you..shocking
I've been laid here desperate for a wee for about an hour now but I don't wanna leave the bed "
Ohh sweet jesus get to loo woman wont be doing your bladder any favours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee but the bed is sooooo warm you don't wanna get out of it
Why as soon as you open your eyes you need the loo...it takes you away from the comfort of your bed..its shocking I tell you..shocking
I've been laid here desperate for a wee for about an hour now but I don't wanna leave the bed "
Ahhhhh relief lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a wee but the bed is sooooo warm you don't wanna get out of it
Why as soon as you open your eyes you need the loo...it takes you away from the comfort of your bed..its shocking I tell you..shocking
I've been laid here desperate for a wee for about an hour now but I don't wanna leave the bed
Ahhhhh relief lol "
I do hope you got OOT of bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a wee but the bed is sooooo warm you don't wanna get out of it
Why as soon as you open your eyes you need the loo...it takes you away from the comfort of your bed..its shocking I tell you..shocking
I've been laid here desperate for a wee for about an hour now but I don't wanna leave the bed
Ahhhhh relief lol
I do hope you got OOT of bed "
Ooooops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lie still while somoeonw sorts my sore back x
You been throwing yourself off top of the wardrobe again lovely ?"
No the youngest sneaks in when I'm asleep and jumps on it...little terror lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"lie still while somoeonw sorts my sore back x
You been throwing yourself off top of the wardrobe again lovely ?
No the youngest sneaks in when I'm asleep and jumps on it...little terror lol"
Oooouchy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snuggle. Have to make do with the cat.
I'm in a very snuggly mood, hope you don't mind a bit of chest hair. "
I LOVE chest hair! Makes for good smuggling.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snuggle. Have to make do with the cat.
I'm in a very snuggly mood, hope you don't mind a bit of chest hair.
I LOVE chest hair! Makes for good smuggling.x"
Smuggling? clearly I mean snuggling, but if you can smuggle items in your chest hair then that's not an opportunity to waste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snuggle. Have to make do with the cat.
I'm in a very snuggly mood, hope you don't mind a bit of chest hair.
I LOVE chest hair! Makes for good smuggling.x"
I love a bit of chest hair too!
I feel terrible today and need to stay in bed all day getting pampered
I need snuggles, breakfast in bed followed by a nap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snuggle. Have to make do with the cat.
I'm in a very snuggly mood, hope you don't mind a bit of chest hair.
I LOVE chest hair! Makes for good smuggling.x
Smuggling? clearly I mean snuggling, but if you can smuggle items in your chest hair then that's not an opportunity to waste."
Have a rummage and see what you can find, there might be a bar of chocolate in there somewhere |
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