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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning sunshine.
You must have good eyesight to be able to perv profile pics 
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That's why I went to specsavers I have my fab glasses on kinda like beer goggles minus beer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sent you one hope it helps x
Thanks no need to send them...its more a forum fun subject..but ty
You dont want an inbox of a thousand cock shots?  "
Ermmmmmmmmmmm let me think hard on that one....and the answer is NO.....hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Help yourself.
I am fed up with my internal alarm clock, no matter what the day always awake just before 6. Thank god for Fab."
Tell me about it ...its too early to hoover so good job we have here to chat n perv |
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For the avoidance of doubt, "Fine" in this instance meant what it means when said by a woman.
Tell you what, you perv the blokes, I'll perv the women and we'll compare notes over a brew in about half an hour. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Tell me about it ...its too early to hoover so good job we have here to chat n perv "
I know trying to work out what on my list of jobs for today won't wake up the neighbours or the rest of the house |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the avoidance of doubt, "Fine" in this instance meant what it means when said by a woman.
Tell you what, you perv the blokes, I'll perv the women and we'll compare notes over a brew in about half an hour."
Sod that im perving em all.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the avoidance of doubt, "Fine" in this instance meant what it means when said by a woman.
Tell you what, you perv the blokes, I'll perv the women and we'll compare notes over a brew in about half an hour.
Sod that im perving em all...."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell me about it ...its too early to hoover so good job we have here to chat n perv
I know trying to work out what on my list of jobs for today won't wake up the neighbours or the rest of the house"
I am refusing to move not even been to pop kettle on for a brew yet ..way too early for movement well unless it was between the bed sheets that is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning ! Perv away
Strangely enough I perved you before my thread..I would say you were my inspiration...lush pics Sir 
Well thank you very much "
Your very welcome a refreshing change to see great pics instead of the usual cock shots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New profile pic on display just for you
Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir  "
Mmmm cant wait bite away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New profile pic on display just for you
Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir
Mmmm cant wait bite away "
There will be more than biting I can assure you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New profile pic on display just for you
Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir
Mmmm cant wait bite away
There will be more than biting I can assure you "
Oohhhh making me horny at this time on a sunday morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New profile pic on display just for you
Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir
Mmmm cant wait bite away
There will be more than biting I can assure you
Oohhhh making me horny at this time on a sunday morning "
Nothing wrong with Sunday morning horn Sir ...as you well know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses "
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up for a Sunday morning perv, but I might have to get up and grab a coffee to go with it! "
Can you do me a green tea if you do...please and thanking you muchly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx "
How very true .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... "
but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx "
Yes I picked up on that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that "
mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates "
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shook penis in direction of tv vigorously, felt good but no result. Resorted back to remote eventually but I'll get it one day I won't give up "
Good man keep trying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? "
hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x"
Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up for a Sunday morning perv, but I might have to get up and grab a coffee to go with it!
Can you do me a green tea if you do...please and thanking you muchly "
Consider it done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up for a Sunday morning perv, but I might have to get up and grab a coffee to go with it!
Can you do me a green tea if you do...please and thanking you muchly
Consider it done "
Why thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x
Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil "
hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x
Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx "
Rather you than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x
Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx
Rather you than me "
hehe hey do you drive sexy ? I've always driven everywhere and loved it but the advent of speed cameras and average speed cameras and cost of fuel has really sapped my enjoyment of driving a train is far more relaxing you can sit in comfort eat drink chat and get to your destination in half the time what can be more relaxing than that xx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x
Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx
Rather you than me hehe hey do you drive sexy ? I've always driven everywhere and loved it but the advent of speed cameras and average speed cameras and cost of fuel has really sapped my enjoyment of driving a train is far more relaxing you can sit in comfort eat drink chat and get to your destination in half the time what can be more relaxing than that xx "
Hate trains and don't see anything relaxing about them...I drive everywhere thank god |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning zoya you'll go blind x
Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses
I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx
How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx
Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx
Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x
Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx
Rather you than me hehe hey do you drive sexy ? I've always driven everywhere and loved it but the advent of speed cameras and average speed cameras and cost of fuel has really sapped my enjoyment of driving a train is far more relaxing you can sit in comfort eat drink chat and get to your destination in half the time what can be more relaxing than that xx
Hate trains and don't see anything relaxing about them...I drive everywhere thank god "
awwww hey each to their own having driven everywhere for 30 years I'm enjoying a break from it but understand how you feel xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just to warn you all, I am at a loose end this evening and armed with beer and a finger that is primed and ready to fab.
Prepare to be perved over and fabbed to within an inch of your lives |
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...goes off mumbling 
foooty off with ya penis or the remote then? 
