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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"Yes, I have your name here; you want to see the doctor about impotence, right?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
"No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation, but I don't want the same doctor that did yours."
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
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That is class.
I nearly didn't bother going to see a doctor due to the receptionist. God job I did though as 6 days later I was havnng an operation to remove cancer.
Some receptionists need to remember the patient is the important one. |
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