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By *empting Devil. OP Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Has anyone got any? I could use a good giggle - the sillier tge better!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've got a joke but it's not a very nice joke...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Common joke of mine.

What has 40 eyes and 13 teeth?

The queue for Jeremy Kyle.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a joke, but it's not very funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why has Noddy got bells on his hat?

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Because he's a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paddy & Murphy in a cave ! Paddy said to Murphy "Dark in here ain't it?" Murphy said "Dunno can't see"

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Did you hear the one about the Jews, the Nazis and the Second World War?

That wasn't very funny either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Husband takes his wife to the disco, theres a guy on the dancefloor giving it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says "see that guy, 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down" husband says "looks like he's still f**king celebrating!!"

sasha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what do you call 2 jalapeños having sex??.......

f**king hot!!

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

2 tampons walking down the street, which 1 says _ello?.......

Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the definition of a drawing pin??....

a smartie with a hard-on

why did the koala fall out of the tree??.....

because it was dead

sasha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Husband takes his wife to the disco, theres a guy on the dancefloor giving it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says "see that guy, 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down" husband says "looks like he's still f**king celebrating!!"

sasha x"

Haha

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By *empting Devil. OP Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Thanks guys, keep em coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just cleared all my German friends from my phones contact list.

Now its Hans free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's white and back and really cool?...

A fridge in a leather jacket!

What's white, wears checked trousers and hangs out in the woods?...

Rupert the fridge!

Why did the pervert cross the road?

...His cock was stuck in the chicken!!

Sasha

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Paddy and Murphy are in the Australian outback. Paddy sees a man being eaten by a crocodile. Turns to Murphy and says "Look at that flash bastard there with his Lacoste sleeping bag"

Police arrested two youths yesterday, one was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off....

(Works best if you say it in a Tommy Cooper voice and add a "JUSLIKETHAT" at the end- Fez optional)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's cock.

What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver?

Toot nd come oot.

Why have elephants got big ears?

Because noddy won't pay the ransom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago