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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This sounds like a wonderful idea 
I'd love an evening stroll in the park, calling in at a little coffee house I know, then onto a cozy wine bar for light bites, before heading down to the bay to look at the lights gleaming across the water  |
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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is this for reel, or am I just gullible.
I got it off Facebook so its anyones guess. But if I were a bloke I would milk it for all it's worth.  can't believe how few men have posted"
I didn't put 'free fuck here' in the post title. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Is this for reel, or am I just gullible.
I got it off Facebook so its anyones guess. But if I were a bloke I would milk it for all it's worth. can't believe how few men have posted"
Bank holiday weekend - they're in a DIY shop or a garden centre, or doing DIY, decorating or gardening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this for reel, or am I just gullible.
I got it off Facebook so its anyones guess. But if I were a bloke I would milk it for all it's worth. can't believe how few men have posted
Bank holiday weekend - they're in a DIY shop or a garden centre, or doing DIY, decorating or gardening "
or gearing up for kick off at 3pm?  |
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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago
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"Is this for reel, or am I just gullible.
I got it off Facebook so its anyones guess. But if I were a bloke I would milk it for all it's worth. can't believe how few men have posted
I didn't put 'free fuck here' in the post title."
FREE FOOD!
I'm in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no,I don't know who to choose. Can we only take one man on a date?
I suppose we could modify it to 'Take men on a date'  "
I didn't mean more than one man at a time. They'd ignore me and talk about football and beer all evening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"KFC first, followed by a footy match, then after the game to a pub...sorted "
Sounds like my perfect date, but only if it's Norwich we are watching play  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving  "
York, I want to go to York.
York. Did you get that?
YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this for reel, or am I just gullible.
I got it off Facebook so its anyones guess. But if I were a bloke I would milk it for all it's worth. can't believe how few men have posted
I didn't put 'free fuck here' in the post title."
We have to provide a fuck too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm easily pleased, ladies take your pick;
A trip to Kew Gardens.
wander round the museums in London followed by lunch.
Wander round Camden lock followed by lunch.
Lunch in an awesome little tea shop in Oxford.
Hmmmmmmm, lunch seems to feature a lot but no mention of sex.
September could see me fat and virginal.....
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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving
York, I want to go to York.
York. Did you get that?
YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That's not a date, that's a destination. |
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"I'm easily pleased, ladies take your pick;
A trip to Kew Gardens.
wander round the museums in London followed by lunch.
Wander round Camden lock followed by lunch.
Lunch in an awesome little tea shop in Oxford.
Hmmmmmmm, lunch seems to feature a lot but no mention of sex.
September could see me fat and virginal.....
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I will take you to Oxford as I've never been myself
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The pooch and I would be happy with a walk and a cuppa
That's a practical date I'll bring my dogs too "
Ha ha we could have a Fab walk a dog day social lol |
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving "
I like the sound of this. Ladies I don't mind where we go. I'm easy. I like a surprise... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving
I like the sound of this. Ladies I don't mind where we go. I'm easy. I like a surprise..."
As long as toe socks are no where to be seen |
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving
I like the sound of this. Ladies I don't mind where we go. I'm easy. I like a surprise...
As long as toe socks are no where to be seen "
That's a tough one but just this once I will leave the socks at home. Now where you taking me?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decent lenght walk in the new forest followed by a meal in a local pub somewhere after, that'd do for me.
Who's offering? "
A trek? You wanna go on a trek?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love to go to that Ice Hotel please which one?
The one in Sweden but failing that the Icebar in London would suffice! "
Don't forget your thermals .... Your love it ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm easily pleased, ladies take your pick;
A trip to Kew Gardens.
wander round the museums in London followed by lunch.
Wander round Camden lock followed by lunch.
Lunch in an awesome little tea shop in Oxford.
Hmmmmmmm, lunch seems to feature a lot but no mention of sex.
September could see me fat and virginal.....
I will take you to Oxford as I've never been myself
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"Decent lenght walk in the new forest followed by a meal in a local pub somewhere after, that'd do for me.
Who's offering?
A trek? You wanna go on a trek??"
Nope, just an afternoon walking, talking and enjoying the scenery and wildlife |
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"I'm easily pleased, ladies take your pick;
A trip to Kew Gardens.
wander round the museums in London followed by lunch.
Wander round Camden lock followed by lunch.
Lunch in an awesome little tea shop in Oxford.
Hmmmmmmm, lunch seems to feature a lot but no mention of sex.
September could see me fat and virginal.....
I will take you to Oxford as I've never been myself
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is this a match?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to be taken to the chill factor for a few hours from there you can take me to Heston's fat duck then I'd like to visit the cavern in Liverpool. Ta. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd like to be taken to the chill factor for a few hours from there you can take me to Heston's fat duck then I'd like to visit the cavern in Liverpool. Ta."
That's not a date, that a chauffeur! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm easily pleased, ladies take your pick;
A trip to Kew Gardens.
wander round the museums in London followed by lunch.
Wander round Camden lock followed by lunch.
Lunch in an awesome little tea shop in Oxford.
Hmmmmmmm, lunch seems to feature a lot but no mention of sex.
September could see me fat and virginal.....
I will take you to Oxford as I've never been myself
is this a match?
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Damn right it is.
Thank you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving
York, I want to go to York.
York. Did you get that?
YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not a date, that's a destination."
Ok, under your duvet. Which I believe is in York. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving "
following the tour of Britain
by bicycle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't been on an official date for years, I could take someone but they would have to explain to me what goes on "
I haven't been on a date for a while either, shall we figure it out together? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving "
I'm hoping to meet someone for a date on Tuesday after work., If he lets me buy the coffee that is, then its a proper date |
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"I haven't been on an official date for years, I could take someone but they would have to explain to me what goes on
I haven't been on a date for a while either, shall we figure it out together? "
What a fabulous idea |
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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I did mine, have you done yours?
You've got until Thursday.
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I've asked three guys in the last two days. All busy. *sigh*. I'll ask someone on Sunday if I'm feeling better by then.
By the way, by "date", I mean "shag". |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I did mine, have you done yours?
You've got until Thursday.
I've asked three guys in the last two days. All busy. *sigh*. I'll ask someone on Sunday if I'm feeling better by then.
By the way, by "date", I mean "shag". "
I just did the date, more or less as I set out.
I must get up to date with the latest lingo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Namco arcade in the Trafford center ^_^
Or bowling I've not been bowling since I was 16, the fact I scored more points in the lane next to mine than I did in mine may have something to do with this. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Namco arcade in the Trafford center ^_^
Or bowling I've not been bowling since I was 16, the fact I scored more points in the lane next to mine than I did in mine may have something to do with this."
I'm rubbish at bowling but people seem to enjoy watching me. I don't think you will enjoy bowling with your damaged finger.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that's me fooked then.... I'm a lezzer!
Find a woman who farts,drinks beer and picks her nose.
(Not making sweeping generalisations at all.)"
Oh hell no! I'm far too posh for that sort!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's official ladies, I am the cheapest date on Fab.
Thank god for the September challenge, or I'd never have left the house.
Any chance this could roll over till October? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right offering a dog walk- preferably early October, sunshine preferred sparkling wit and sexy snogs a must.. any takers?
I'm in... "
Wrong smiley, should have been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been too busy or feeling ill for a date in September ...so how's Oct or Nov sound? autumn walks ..log fires..hot brew and great sex..can we do the sex on the date or are we being good? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right offering a dog walk- preferably early October, sunshine preferred sparkling wit and sexy snogs a must.. any takers?
I'm in...
Wrong smiley, should have been "
Deal! And already smiling and batting your eyelashes!!
I am not snogging you through the mask tho Mr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its 'Take a man on a date' month in September, so blokes, let us know where you want to go so I can get saving "
Capetowns nice this time of year......just saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right offering a dog walk- preferably early October, sunshine preferred sparkling wit and sexy snogs a must.. any takers?
I'm in...
Wrong smiley, should have been
Deal! And already smiling and batting your eyelashes!!
I am not snogging you through the mask tho Mr!"
I'll leave the mask at home then... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's official ladies, I am the cheapest date on Fab.
Thank god for the September challenge, or I'd never have left the house.
Any chance this could roll over till October? "
You got food, drink and cake, a bespoke tour of an area of London with an experienced tour guide and the offer of being taken to bed! What more do you want? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right offering a dog walk- preferably early October, sunshine preferred sparkling wit and sexy snogs a must.. any takers?
I'm in...
Wrong smiley, should have been
Deal! And already smiling and batting your eyelashes!!
I am not snogging you through the mask tho Mr!
I'll leave the mask at home then..."
Don't lose it completely though- I might dress up as Pepper Potts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's official ladies, I am the cheapest date on Fab.
Thank god for the September challenge, or I'd never have left the house.
Any chance this could roll over till October?
You got food, drink and cake, a bespoke tour of an area of London with an experienced tour guide and the offer of being taken to bed! What more do you want? "
Top tip, wear comfy shoes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right offering a dog walk- preferably early October, sunshine preferred sparkling wit and sexy snogs a must.. any takers?
I'm in...
Wrong smiley, should have been
Deal! And already smiling and batting your eyelashes!!
I am not snogging you through the mask tho Mr!
I'll leave the mask at home then...
Don't lose it completely though- I might dress up as Pepper Potts"
I have no words!.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been too busy or feeling ill for a date in September ...so how's Oct or Nov sound? autumn walks ..log fires..hot brew and great sex..can we do the sex on the date or are we being good?
I'm in. I'll bring an alternative to Deep Heat that I think you'll enjoy. Smells nicer too. "
No me and my deep heat are inseparable these days |
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By *km45Man
over a year ago
UTTOXETER |
"Been too busy or feeling ill for a date in September ...so how's Oct or Nov sound? autumn walks ..log fires..hot brew and great sex..can we do the sex on the date or are we being good?
Thats up to you- be a devil- set your own rules! 
I'm no good with rules I break them "
I'm Def up for that. Love going for walks and sex in front of a log fire sounds heavenly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to try an escape game challenge - they're seemingly popular these days, I have done a couple on holiday. Think that would be interesting and something different.
Failing that, good quality food and good conversation?
All else failing, a good shag maybe? It's overdue really. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'd like to try an escape game challenge - they're seemingly popular these days, I have done a couple on holiday. Think that would be interesting and something different.
Failing that, good quality food and good conversation?
All else failing, a good shag maybe? It's overdue really. "
I'll take you on my tour and you can try and escape. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to try an escape game challenge - they're seemingly popular these days, I have done a couple on holiday. Think that would be interesting and something different.
Failing that, good quality food and good conversation?
All else failing, a good shag maybe? It's overdue really.
I'll take you on my tour and you can try and escape. "
Deal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been too busy or feeling ill for a date in September ...so how's Oct or Nov sound? autumn walks ..log fires..hot brew and great sex..can we do the sex on the date or are we being good?
I'm in. I'll bring an alternative to Deep Heat that I think you'll enjoy. Smells nicer too.
No me and my deep heat are inseparable these days "
Would that be a yes if I bought deep heat and left the Zheng gu shui at home then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot all about this ....need to find a willing victim
You've only got a few days. Fortunately plenty of willing victims...... "
not any that want a date. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgot all about this ....need to find a willing victim
You've only got a few days. Fortunately plenty of willing victims......
not any that want a date."
Them dudes be crazy muthafuckas.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgot all about this ....need to find a willing victim
You've only got a few days. Fortunately plenty of willing victims......
not any that want a date.
Them dudes be crazy muthafuckas. "
keep telling you are mad thanks sexy x |
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September is ending next week and I am off work.
So if any ladies cannot deal with the abject failure to coax a man out on a date...or just can't wait til Feb to guilt a man out...I offer myself in the spirit of altruistic sacrifice |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'd like to try an escape game challenge - they're seemingly popular these days, I have done a couple on holiday. Think that would be interesting and something different.
Failing that, good quality food and good conversation?
All else failing, a good shag maybe? It's overdue really.
I'll take you on my tour and you can try and escape.
Deal! "
Get your people to contact my people.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"September is ending next week and I am off work.
So if any ladies cannot deal with the abject failure to coax a man out on a date...or just can't wait til Feb to guilt a man out...I offer myself in the spirit of altruistic sacrifice "
What's happening in Feb? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates "
Waves. It's not too late..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late..... "
Come on then before you cry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late.....
Come on then before you cry "
Woop woop.
September is officially my favourite month. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late.....
Come on then before you cry
Woop woop.
September is officially my favourite month."
Di you win the Lottery?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late.....
Come on then before you cry
Woop woop.
September is officially my favourite month.
Di you win the Lottery?
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Yes. I'm on a beach in the Seychelles right now...... |
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late..... "
Hahaha sadly we have run out of weekends to make it happen this year, so I will also put in my notes to make sure I make you my first date on the first weekend of Sept 16 (leave the weekdays to the more local ones) |
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late.....
Hahaha sadly we have run out of weekends to make it happen this year, so I will also put in my notes to make sure I make you my first date on the first weekend of Sept 16 (leave the weekdays to the more local ones) "
I'm putting that in my diary you know.
I consider that to be a contract and a formal and binding agreement.
And there's witnesses and everything......
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late.....
Hahaha sadly we have run out of weekends to make it happen this year, so I will also put in my notes to make sure I make you my first date on the first weekend of Sept 16 (leave the weekdays to the more local ones)
I'm putting that in my diary you know.
I consider that to be a contract and a formal and binding agreement.
And there's witnesses and everything......
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*spits on hand* Deal |
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late.....
Hahaha sadly we have run out of weekends to make it happen this year, so I will also put in my notes to make sure I make you my first date on the first weekend of Sept 16 (leave the weekdays to the more local ones)
I'm putting that in my diary you know.
I consider that to be a contract and a formal and binding agreement.
And there's witnesses and everything......
*spits on hand* Deal "
Spits on hand and shakes, deal.
Discreetly wipes hand on jeans when no - ones looking..... |
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"Bugger!!!! Why did I not know about this!?!!?!
Made a note for 01/09/16. I won't miss out again!!!! Enough time to save for 30 evenings if dates
Waves. It's not too late.....
Hahaha sadly we have run out of weekends to make it happen this year, so I will also put in my notes to make sure I make you my first date on the first weekend of Sept 16 (leave the weekdays to the more local ones)
I'm putting that in my diary you know.
I consider that to be a contract and a formal and binding agreement.
And there's witnesses and everything......
*spits on hand* Deal
Spits on hand and shakes, deal.
Discreetly wipes hand on jeans when no - ones looking....."
*wipes hand not so discreetly on curtain* |
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