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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I dont know if anyone else has this problem (cos i feel ive led a sheltered life compared 2 half of the people on this site lol) but when i swallow cum is doesnt half repeat on me and no i dont mean it keeps saying 'on me on me' lol. Think i need 2 pack some rennie in my bag aswell hehe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"think ive put about 2 stone on in the past couple of weeks aswell loli wonder if it repeats on you when the guys cum is seedless..anyone ?"
Not that ive noticed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"think ive put about 2 stone on in the past couple of weeks aswell loli wonder if it repeats on you when the guys cum is seedless..anyone ?
Not that ive noticed lol"
well it does end off .oooppps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez, can you imagine the smell of a cumburp! A burger-burp is bad enough but a cumburp, eek, that must be instant puke material! "
nooooo this is kaz and this is sooo bad please stop it now !!!!
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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuk, i think cum stinks never mind a cumburp lol!!! when i was preggers many moons ago the smell of cum totally turned my stomach, and it stil does!!!!!! seemingly there is 9 calories per sperm!!! dont know if thats true!! but iv heard it makes a good face pack lol!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuk, i think cum stinks never mind a cumburp lol!!! when i was preggers many moons ago the smell of cum totally turned my stomach, and it stil does!!!!!! seemingly there is 9 calories per sperm!!! dont know if thats true!! but iv heard it makes a good face pack lol!! x"
Sperm can bring on labour, so it's been said, on a babybirth website, probably by a man, angling for a blowjob, coz his missus has shut shop for the duration! hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuk, i think cum stinks never mind a cumburp lol!!! when i was preggers many moons ago the smell of cum totally turned my stomach, and it stil does!!!!!! seemingly there is 9 calories per sperm!!! dont know if thats true!! but iv heard it makes a good face pack lol!! x"
what were u doin sniffing cum?????? |
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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago
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"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuk, i think cum stinks never mind a cumburp lol!!! when i was preggers many moons ago the smell of cum totally turned my stomach, and it stil does!!!!!! seemingly there is 9 calories per sperm!!! dont know if thats true!! but iv heard it makes a good face pack lol!! x
what were u doin sniffing cum?????? "
no i wasnt sniffing cum, my partner came on me and because i was preggers it smelt horrible!!!! u know how certain smells can turn ur stomach when pregnant, well cum turned mine!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuk, i think cum stinks never mind a cumburp lol!!! when i was preggers many moons ago the smell of cum totally turned my stomach, and it stil does!!!!!! seemingly there is 9 calories per sperm!!! dont know if thats true!! but iv heard it makes a good face pack lol!! x
what were u doin sniffing cum?????? no i wasnt sniffing cum, my partner came on me and because i was preggers it smelt horrible!!!! u know how certain smells can turn ur stomach when pregnant, well cum turned mine!!!"
i must admit, i dont think i have ever smelt cum, lol how odd wen ive eaten lots lol next time im gonna have a good sniff n see what its like lol x |
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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago
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lol, sounds strange i know but the smell does turn my stomach!!! i swallow hubbys now and again, but if he squirts over me (which he likes to do and see how high it squirts lol) i can smell it!!!!!! maybe its all in my head who knows lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not in your head - I'm the same. Can't stand the smell of cum and that's why I don't allow it anywhere from the boobs up (and even then I can smell it).
As for the thought of swallowing it ... puke city!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not in your head - I'm the same. Can't stand the smell of cum and that's why I don't allow it anywhere from the boobs up (and even then I can smell it).
As for the thought of swallowing it ... puke city!!"
You just need to confront your fears 'face on' lol... |
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"It's not in your head - I'm the same. Can't stand the smell of cum and that's why I don't allow it anywhere from the boobs up (and even then I can smell it).
As for the thought of swallowing it ... puke city!!
You just need to confront your fears 'face on' lol... "
hahaha...just got to wipe the tea from my screen now!
Mostly its quite neutral i think, but sometimes it is really strong..diet related? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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so...does the smell of cum depend on what someone has eaten?? dont they say if u(men) drink lots of pineapple juice its meant to be nice ?????
I'm gonna get my next meet to eat lots of chocolate lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not in your head - I'm the same. Can't stand the smell of cum and that's why I don't allow it anywhere from the boobs up (and even then I can smell it).
As for the thought of swallowing it ... puke city!!"
its yum, reminds me of the semolina we get at primary school lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well if you take it far enough down your throat u wont taste it or smell it. And as far as burping....do you ever see on a packet of rennie "to be taken 3 times a day before and after sex" hehe!!! Imagine going the doctors for something and explaining that one. And yeah cum on your face is great, like a mini face lift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well dont have a oral burp after receiving cum. but and this is the naughty one. When I have anal with my partner. Well even if i have showered, ages after, I could be shopping in a supermarket and I will feel my tummy growl....and what happens I have a botty burp....wot a mess and wot a reminder |
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"well dont have a oral burp after receiving cum. but and this is the naughty one. When I have anal with my partner. Well even if i have showered, ages after, I could be shopping in a supermarket and I will feel my tummy growl....and what happens I have a botty burp....wot a mess and wot a reminder"
FFS now I am truamatised!! LMAO |
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Myths of cum
Ok no I don’t partake but its an interesting topic as being partly responsible for pussys posting. And I thought it was a nervous burp
Pineapple juice, or orange but NOT lemon works well if taken about 12 hrs before. Pineapple is the sweetest so works best.
Calories 9 per sperm! Wow that would by millions of calories. So its no. Semen is mainly a protein fluid so actually good for you
As for farting in ASDA! Now we know who it is, I always wondered.
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By (user no longer on site)
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The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.
These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.
Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :
Water
Vitamin C
Citric acid
Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
Zinc
Prostaglandins
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By (user no longer on site)
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How can you ladies complain about the smell of cum?, I mean, you all been down on a minge for long spells and some of those (only some) smell like a tramps vest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Myths of cum
Ok no I don’t partake but its an interesting topic as being partly responsible for pussys posting. And I thought it was a nervous burp
Pineapple juice, or orange but NOT lemon works well if taken about 12 hrs before. Pineapple is the sweetest so works best.
Calories 9 per sperm! Wow that would by millions of calories. So its no. Semen is mainly a protein fluid so actually good for you
As for farting in ASDA! Now we know who it is, I always wondered.
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ok so now you all know its me that botty burps in Asda, but thanks to your advice i will be smelling sweetly of lemons and pineapple....you will be able to follow my aroma around...yuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Myths of cum
Ok no I don’t partake but its an interesting topic as being partly responsible for pussys posting. And I thought it was a nervous burp
Pineapple juice, or orange but NOT lemon works well if taken about 12 hrs before. Pineapple is the sweetest so works best.
Calories 9 per sperm! Wow that would by millions of calories. So its no. Semen is mainly a protein fluid so actually good for you
As for farting in ASDA! Now we know who it is, I always wondered.
ok so now you all know its me that botty burps in Asda, but thanks to your advice i will be smelling sweetly of lemons and pineapple....you will be able to follow my aroma around...yuck"
noooo he said not lemons lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont matter how many calories it is, just make sure once u swallow some, ya get another dam good sesh and work it off, lol
Like yr thinking hun...lol"
if i win pool game you swallow mine !!! |
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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago
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"How can you ladies complain about the smell of cum?, I mean, you all been down on a minge for long spells and some of those (only some) smell like a tramps vest."
pmsl wot minges have you been munching lol!!! i hate the smell of cum it actually makes me boak lol!!! will start makin hubby drink pineapple juice lol!!!
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"How can you ladies complain about the smell of cum?, I mean, you all been down on a minge for long spells and some of those (only some) smell like a tramps vest.pmsl wot minges have you been munching lol!!! i hate the smell of cum it actually makes me boak lol!!! will start makin hubby drink pineapple juice lol!!!
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then add a bit of tabasco |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can you ladies complain about the smell of cum?, I mean, you all been down on a minge for long spells and some of those (only some) smell like a tramps vest."
should of done the dip test! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmmm im not squeezing a lime on my todger and salting it for anyone!
not sure slamming a shot glass down on it would do it much good either "
especially after the tenth glass he would have a todger like a spade.
Anyhow lets get back to botty burps...my fave...took your advice and I now botty burp of pineapple....suppose add some tequila and the smell would be quite intoxicating |
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"Hmmmm im not squeezing a lime on my todger and salting it for anyone!
not sure slamming a shot glass down on it would do it much good either
especially after the tenth glass he would have a todger like a spade.
Anyhow lets get back to botty burps...my fave...took your advice and I now botty burp of pineapple....suppose add some tequila and the smell would be quite intoxicating"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmmm im not squeezing a lime on my todger and salting it for anyone!
not sure slamming a shot glass down on it would do it much good either
especially after the tenth glass he would have a todger like a spade.
Anyhow lets get back to botty burps...my fave...took your advice and I now botty burp of pineapple....suppose add some tequila and the smell would be quite intoxicatingbad girl "
you just want to inhale and get d*unk off my aroma |
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