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By *mcouple1 OP Couple over a year ago

nr warrington

Why do all the churches and church goers have crosses ? I think if jesus came back it would be the last thing he would want to see surely

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

to remind us all of the sacrifice he made and the suffering he endured for our sins

(i think - havent done anything religious since i went to school lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wear a stingray round my neck in memory of Steve Irwin to remind me that he died for our sins too. I wonder if the followers of saddam wear a noose rounfd their necks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do all the churches and church goers have crosses ? I think if jesus came back it would be the last thing he would want to see surely

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..... I think if jesus came back ? OMG you saying he was a real person ?

* sits on coffin *

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Why do all the churches and church goers have crosses ? I think if jesus came back it would be the last thing he would want to see surely

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Beat me to it..

One of bill's finest

Along with the come here as they push you away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought he had come back!

i'm sure I have a pack of babybel in my fridge in fact....he now comes in cheddar too....

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

well if he comes back..

he better bring ciabbatta and monk fish.

I have moved on from a sliced loaf and a bit of cod.

times have changed on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do all the churches and church goers have crosses ? I think if jesus came back it would be the last thing he would want to see surely

For the same reason that McDonalds use a huge yellow M.

Recognisable Logo's are all important in advertising.

Good God .... you could end up in a non christian place of worship if you're not careful!

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By *ickens CiderMan over a year ago

taunton

I wonder if Mary & Joseph where Swingers back in there day?

And Mary got up the duff sadly at one of their equivalents of the modern day Pussy Posse meets... I bet they even had them way back then!?

Joseph was a tad annoyed at the time... that Mary had gone to the meeting in the first place and ended up being the in club... as he could get the time off to have fun because he was working...

So they both know who the father was... he was a swinger who called himself "Sex_God_you'll_be_in_heaven!"

And it was only months later during the drug free birth that Mary was suffering so much pain in her labour and she kept shout and screaming out JESUS... God in heavens name...

Well I could carry on and tell you the story in more detail but like all stories over the ages of time things get tweaked, forgotten and embellished?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back in the day it was the sign of the fish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back in the day it was the sign of the fish."

Yeah it was, something about the first letters of christ the lord our saviour spelling fish in Greek. The Romans started using the crucifix as a symbol first, apparently the were into kinky bondage.

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