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so..... d*unken stories!!! and go!!!!  | |||
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"Put my back out to the extent that it took months and over a grand to put right...
"ohhh? and how did you manage that? is there a story like the OP's? hmmm?  | |||
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I went teetotal for many years not long after that.
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"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013 "Wasn't there a thread about that back then? | |||
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"Scuba diving in the dark..lucky to be alive "Blimey you are | |||
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"Proposed" How many times? | |||
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"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013 "did you try and run into the wall between platforms 9 and 10? | |||
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"I once fell asleep on a hedge. Not in it, actually on it. So d*unk I couldn't walk another step, no way on gods earth I was ever going to make it home in that state, so only answer, sleep where I fell. My father found me at 4am, comatose, asking why I was asleep on a hedge and not at home. I d*unkenly explained that I was too d*unk to make it home and apologised profusely for making him come and find me. "No problem son" he said as he opened the gate to our back garden..... The shame. " | |||
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"I once fell asleep on a hedge. Not in it, actually on it. So d*unk I couldn't walk another step, no way on gods earth I was ever going to make it home in that state, so only answer, sleep where I fell. My father found me at 4am, comatose, asking why I was asleep on a hedge and not at home. I d*unkenly explained that I was too d*unk to make it home and apologised profusely for making him come and find me. "No problem son" he said as he opened the gate to our back garden..... The shame.
"Don't laugh.
To be honest, that's not my worst..... | |||
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"Hailed a cab and asked him to take me to my hotel" I have got in a taxi and when asked "Where to?" I said "My house." I once got in a taxi and said nothing as I probably couldn't and the driver took me home. Freaked me out when I realise what had happened the next day. | |||
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"I was in Blackpool in the 90's on a stag party and we were in a club and Kenny Thomas ( he sang-Outstanding! I think) came out to do his hit record and for some d*unk reason i thought it would ok rugby tackle him ! I got him good and proper but boy did i take a kicking off his bouncers ,the club's bouncers and lots of other people on the way out ! " I lived in Blackpool in the 90s | |||
"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013 "Do you mean the one where you d*unk a litre of vodka? And redecorated the random person's downstairs toilet with your vomit? And I made you March from Islington to King's Cross at 4am? And you kept walking into 'those stupid walls, what idiot built those there?' And you walked out in front of a bus then swore at the driver for nearly hitting you?And then you fell asleep on the concrete benches outside Kings cross? And then I was so cold I went to Scabby D's for a Coffee? And then I came back to find you being molested by a tramp? I have no idea which one you mean Bike Monkey   | |||
"I was in Blackpool in the 90's on a stag party and we were in a club and Kenny Thomas ( he sang-Outstanding! I think) came out to do his hit record and for some d*unk reason i thought it would ok rugby tackle him ! I got him good and proper but boy did i take a kicking off his bouncers ,the club's bouncers and lots of other people on the way out ! " Just to let you know he survived. I saw him last year and he looked ok. He did seem a bit cagey when he sang Outstanding though  | |||
Walking into a lampost resulting in 2 black eyes which I didn't know anything about until the next day when I woke up to my mum shouting wildly ~ what the hell happened to you!! | |||
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"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013
Do you mean the one where you d*unk a litre of vodka? And redecorated the random person's downstairs toilet with your vomit? And I made you March from Islington to King's Cross at 4am? And you kept walking into 'those stupid walls, what idiot built those there?' And you walked out in front of a bus then swore at the driver for nearly hitting you?And then you fell asleep on the concrete benches outside Kings cross? And then I was so cold I went to Scabby D's for a Coffee? And then I came back to find you being molested by a tramp?
I have no idea which one you mean Bike Monkey "You missed when I almost started to cry because the wall kept walking in to me | |||
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"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013
Do you mean the one where you d*unk a litre of vodka? And redecorated the random person's downstairs toilet with your vomit? And I made you March from Islington to King's Cross at 4am? And you kept walking into 'those stupid walls, what idiot built those there?' And you walked out in front of a bus then swore at the driver for nearly hitting you?And then you fell asleep on the concrete benches outside Kings cross? And then I was so cold I went to Scabby D's for a Coffee? And then I came back to find you being molested by a tramp?
I have no idea which one you mean Bike Monkey
You missed when I almost started to cry because the wall kept walking in to me "I remember something about you getting it on with a tramp. | |||
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"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013
Do you mean the one where you d*unk a litre of vodka? And redecorated the random person's downstairs toilet with your vomit? And I made you March from Islington to King's Cross at 4am? And you kept walking into 'those stupid walls, what idiot built those there?' And you walked out in front of a bus then swore at the driver for nearly hitting you?And then you fell asleep on the concrete benches outside Kings cross? And then I was so cold I went to Scabby D's for a Coffee? And then I came back to find you being molested by a tramp?
I have no idea which one you mean Bike Monkey
You missed when I almost started to cry because the wall kept walking in to me
I remember something about you getting it on with a tramp. "I love listening to this story, always makes me smile | |||
"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013
Do you mean the one where you d*unk a litre of vodka? And redecorated the random person's downstairs toilet with your vomit? And I made you March from Islington to King's Cross at 4am? And you kept walking into 'those stupid walls, what idiot built those there?' And you walked out in front of a bus then swore at the driver for nearly hitting you?And then you fell asleep on the concrete benches outside Kings cross? And then I was so cold I went to Scabby D's for a Coffee? And then I came back to find you being molested by a tramp?
I have no idea which one you mean Bike Monkey
You missed when I almost started to cry because the wall kept walking in to me
I remember something about you getting it on with a tramp. "I didn;t get in on! | |||
"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013
Do you mean the one where you d*unk a litre of vodka? And redecorated the random person's downstairs toilet with your vomit? And I made you March from Islington to King's Cross at 4am? And you kept walking into 'those stupid walls, what idiot built those there?' And you walked out in front of a bus then swore at the driver for nearly hitting you?And then you fell asleep on the concrete benches outside Kings cross? And then I was so cold I went to Scabby D's for a Coffee? And then I came back to find you being molested by a tramp?
I have no idea which one you mean Bike Monkey
You missed when I almost started to cry because the wall kept walking in to me
I remember something about you getting it on with a tramp.
I didn;t get in on! "The best but was the next day when we bumped into the guy at a fetish event. I apologised to him for the mess Bike Monkey had made in hid bathroom. The guy's eyes widened and he squared up to Bike Monkey and asked 'Was that you? Did you leave that state?' Bike Monkey look petrified and apologised. The guy then pissed himself laughing and said he was confused as the bathroom was cleaner at the end of the night than it was at the start. You're welcome Bike Monkey | |||
"Stole a for sale sign and found it in my bedroom next morning didn't get any offers just a bollocking of the old man "That's nice. I had a collection. My parents were shocked to find 6 underneath my bed when I decided I didn't want a bed anymore | |||
"If crystal_purrs sees this thread, I'd politely request that she doesn't mention the walk to Kings Cross at Christmas 2013
Do you mean the one where you d*unk a litre of vodka? And redecorated the random person's downstairs toilet with your vomit? And I made you March from Islington to King's Cross at 4am? And you kept walking into 'those stupid walls, what idiot built those there?' And you walked out in front of a bus then swore at the driver for nearly hitting you?And then you fell asleep on the concrete benches outside Kings cross? And then I was so cold I went to Scabby D's for a Coffee? And then I came back to find you being molested by a tramp?
I have no idea which one you mean Bike Monkey
You missed when I almost started to cry because the wall kept walking in to me
I remember something about you getting it on with a tramp.
I didn;t get in on! "I filled in the blanks. | |||
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"Found a chap asleep in a urinal at creamfields today, one of those green cube ones you get at festivals with four 'stations' if you will. Sat in it he was, arms on the side like a throne, cosy as hell looking and comatose bless him. Suffice to say I took a picture and woke him up "Would he have passed the Paul Hollywood test or did he have a soggy bottom? | |||
"Found a chap asleep in a urinal at creamfields today, one of those green cube ones you get at festivals with four 'stations' if you will. Sat in it he was, arms on the side like a throne, cosy as hell looking and comatose bless him. Suffice to say I took a picture and woke him up
Would he have passed the Paul Hollywood test or did he have a soggy bottom?
"they weren't full so not soggy, but i imagine damp and smelling of stale piss...  | |||
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"I was in Blackpool in the 90's on a stag party and we were in a club and Kenny Thomas ( he sang-Outstanding! I think) came out to do his hit record and for some d*unk reason i thought it would ok rugby tackle him ! I got him good and proper but boy did i take a kicking off his bouncers ,the club's bouncers and lots of other people on the way out ! I lived in Blackpool in the 90s" i still do its not changed much | |||
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Bit scary when I walked onto the drive the next morning and my car wasn't there. | |||
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