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I've just been leafing through a fascinating old Bible from 1779 and had to laugh when it came to its description of Eve and the serpent...
"she was so talkative that she entered into conversation with the serpent"
Lol  So have women always been so talkative? Over to you ladies. Are you a big talker or not?  |
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At first, especially around more than one or two people, I'm very quiet. I'm the 'smile and nod' type person.
But once I'm comfortable (which doesn't take long), I talk practically non stop. Sometimes I talk too much and end up sounding like I'm talking about really random shit because my train of thought only makes sense to me. Half the time I have no idea what I'm talking about. |
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"I'm quiet and shy ......unless it's with family or people I've known a long time "
I always think its funny on this site when a picture of a mostly naked butt tells me she is shy. I know the two aren't related, I just chuckle a little 
-Courtney |
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Hey mp, you do know the bible is all metaphors right....
Jc didn't personally feed 5000, with a couple of loaves. It means, when he brought out his bread, so did all the tight wads...
So, this one is a metaphor also. The old scribes were punished if they used words like ' horny', so they use polite, Sunday dinner with the family- type expressions.
As for, serpent. Think trouser snake |
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Some of the posts here made me smile. I love women who talk a lot, because I don't, it's so nice to just listen without any requirement for input. Plus, whenever I talk, I just seem to dig myself into trouble haha |
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"I've just been leafing through a fascinating old Bible from 1779 and had to laugh when it came to its description of Eve and the serpent...
"she was so talkative that she entered into conversation with the serpent"
Lol So have women always been so talkative? Over to you ladies. Are you a big talker or not? "
Blimey, you can't win with some people!
The first woman, Lilith, gets kicked out for liking sex too much,
her replacement, Eve, gets into trouble for wanting to better herself through education,
next they'll be saying women have to keep their heads covered in case they inflame men's desires!
Oh wait, Paul DID say that didn't he.
Kinda puts those Taliban into persepective....
Mr ddc |
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"So she dropped to her knees and sucked Adam's cock?
If I remember correctly, Lilith's problem was more that she liked going on top and having orgasms.
Damned harlot!
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Religion would be much more up my street if they'd not extradited Lilith from the sounds of things, and when they introduced Eve (for no reason, because Lilith was still around) added another bloke and let things start to get kinkier |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think the thread is going well, the OP could be one of those trying to rile women? And it's not working
Like the ones who bring up women & driving....  "
Agreed. I was hoping everyone would take it with a pinch of salt... which they have I guess it just tickled me to see this written in old text in a 1776 Bible. It's obviously a whole load of balony... but I love the idea of Eve nattering away to the serpent. I guess its the earliest ever depiction of women as gossips. Shows how old some of this misogyny is 
Me? I like a woman who talks her mind |
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"I think the thread is going well, the OP could be one of those trying to rile women? And it's not working
Like the ones who bring up women & driving....
Agreed. I was hoping everyone would take it with a pinch of salt... which they have I guess it just tickled me to see this written in old text in a 1776 Bible. It's obviously a whole load of balony... but I love the idea of Eve nattering away to the serpent. I guess its the earliest ever depiction of women as gossips. Shows how old some of this misogyny is
Me? I like a woman who talks her mind "
Imagine the scene. A lone serpent,minding his own business hangs his little snakey head down from a tree.
Enter Eve:
Ooh hello ducks,lovely day in the garden of Eden today isn't it. Might put me washing out it's so nice. Ere,did you hear about old Lilith?? Ooh,nasty one she was. What's that? Do I fancy an apple? Oh go on then,seeing as you're so insistent. |
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"I think the thread is going well, the OP could be one of those trying to rile women? And it's not working
Like the ones who bring up women & driving....
Agreed. I was hoping everyone would take it with a pinch of salt... which they have I guess it just tickled me to see this written in old text in a 1776 Bible. It's obviously a whole load of balony... but I love the idea of Eve nattering away to the serpent. I guess its the earliest ever depiction of women as gossips. Shows how old some of this misogyny is
Me? I like a woman who talks her mind
Imagine the scene. A lone serpent,minding his own business hangs his little snakey head down from a tree.
Enter Eve:
Ooh hello ducks,lovely day in the garden of Eden today isn't it. Might put me washing out it's so nice. Ere,did you hear about old Lilith?? Ooh,nasty one she was. What's that? Do I fancy an apple? Oh go on then,seeing as you're so insistent. "
That's brilliant. I knew several people (some happened to be women, some happened to be men) who, had they been Eve, that is exactly how the conversation would have been |
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"Who the fick is Lilith?
Google says she was Adam's first wife, but she rebelled and abandoned him"
Google says?!?!
You guys need to catch up on some reading methinks....good thing you have a long weekend.
-Courtney |
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"Who the fick is Lilith?"
She comes from the best part of organised religious teachings: the middle ages - when church leaders threw away the bible and just made it up, safe in the knowledge that no-one could read the bible and disprove whatever they said.
Then some difficult buggar called Luther translated it into common language and the shit hit the fan.
Women have been enjoying sex, going to school, and brazenly tossing their tresses about ever since. 
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"I think the thread is going well, the OP could be one of those trying to rile women? And it's not working
Like the ones who bring up women & driving....
Agreed. I was hoping everyone would take it with a pinch of salt... which they have I guess it just tickled me to see this written in old text in a 1776 Bible. It's obviously a whole load of balony... but I love the idea of Eve nattering away to the serpent. I guess its the earliest ever depiction of women as gossips. Shows how old some of this misogyny is
Me? I like a woman who talks her mind
Imagine the scene. A lone serpent,minding his own business hangs his little snakey head down from a tree.
Enter Eve:
Ooh hello ducks,lovely day in the garden of Eden today isn't it. Might put me washing out it's so nice. Ere,did you hear about old Lilith?? Ooh,nasty one she was. What's that? Do I fancy an apple? Oh go on then,seeing as you're so insistent. "
Lol classic I'd have liked to hear the mouthful she gave god for condemning all of her offspring for eternity just for eating a bloody apple |
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I (Mrs) do talk a lot at work ( as its my job) at the gym ( depending on who's in) at home( not much as worn out of talkin) survey there is only so much talking a woman can do before a guy try's sticking his Apple in her mouth to shut her up?? |
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"Who the fick is Lilith?
She was married to Miles in the show Frazier "
Just seen this. Lilith was married to Frasier, Niles was married to the elusive Maris, who we never see. Sorry to sound like a knowall, but its one of my favourite shows. I wouldnt mind looking like Lilith to he honest  |
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"Who the fick is Lilith?
Google says she was Adam's first wife, but she rebelled and abandoned him
Google says?!?!
You guys need to catch up on some reading methinks....good thing you have a long weekend.
-Courtney"
Thank God for Google......
Please tell me you don't have to Google God. |
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"I think the thread is going well, the OP could be one of those trying to rile women? And it's not working
Like the ones who bring up women & driving....
Agreed. I was hoping everyone would take it with a pinch of salt... which they have I guess it just tickled me to see this written in old text in a 1776 Bible. It's obviously a whole load of balony... but I love the idea of Eve nattering away to the serpent. I guess its the earliest ever depiction of women as gossips. Shows how old some of this misogyny is
Me? I like a woman who talks her mind
Imagine the scene. A lone serpent,minding his own business hangs his little snakey head down from a tree.
Enter Eve:
Ooh hello ducks,lovely day in the garden of Eden today isn't it. Might put me washing out it's so nice. Ere,did you hear about old Lilith?? Ooh,nasty one she was. What's that? Do I fancy an apple? Oh go on then,seeing as you're so insistent.
Lol classic I'd have liked to hear the mouthful she gave god for condemning all of her offspring for eternity just for eating a bloody apple "
Good job she didn't say Jehovah. (Best read in a "Life of Brian" stylee)
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"Who the fick is Lilith?
She was married to Miles in the show Frazier
Just seen this. Lilith was married to Frasier, Niles was married to the elusive Maris, who we never see. Sorry to sound like a knowall, but its one of my favourite shows. I wouldnt mind looking like Lilith to he honest "
She's in Madam Secretary now. |
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"I think the thread is going well, the OP could be one of those trying to rile women? And it's not working
Like the ones who bring up women & driving....
Agreed. I was hoping everyone would take it with a pinch of salt... which they have I guess it just tickled me to see this written in old text in a 1776 Bible. It's obviously a whole load of balony... but I love the idea of Eve nattering away to the serpent. I guess its the earliest ever depiction of women as gossips. Shows how old some of this misogyny is
Me? I like a woman who talks her mind
Imagine the scene. A lone serpent,minding his own business hangs his little snakey head down from a tree.
Enter Eve:
Ooh hello ducks,lovely day in the garden of Eden today isn't it. Might put me washing out it's so nice. Ere,did you hear about old Lilith?? Ooh,nasty one she was. What's that? Do I fancy an apple? Oh go on then,seeing as you're so insistent.
Lol classic I'd have liked to hear the mouthful she gave god for condemning all of her offspring for eternity just for eating a bloody apple
Good job she didn't say Jehovah. (Best read in a "Life of Brian" stylee)
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I read it exactly that way before I read the brackets.
"Worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah. Jehovah" |
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"Who the fick is Lilith?
Google says she was Adam's first wife, but she rebelled and abandoned him
Google says?!?!
You guys need to catch up on some reading methinks....good thing you have a long weekend.
-Courtney
Thank God for Google......
Please tell me you don't have to Google God. "
Google says that topic doesn't exist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the thread is going well, the OP could be one of those trying to rile women? And it's not working
Like the ones who bring up women & driving....
Agreed. I was hoping everyone would take it with a pinch of salt... which they have I guess it just tickled me to see this written in old text in a 1776 Bible. It's obviously a whole load of balony... but I love the idea of Eve nattering away to the serpent. I guess its the earliest ever depiction of women as gossips. Shows how old some of this misogyny is
Me? I like a woman who talks her mind
Imagine the scene. A lone serpent,minding his own business hangs his little snakey head down from a tree.
Enter Eve:
Ooh hello ducks,lovely day in the garden of Eden today isn't it. Might put me washing out it's so nice. Ere,did you hear about old Lilith?? Ooh,nasty one she was. What's that? Do I fancy an apple? Oh go on then,seeing as you're so insistent.
Lol classic I'd have liked to hear the mouthful she gave god for condemning all of her offspring for eternity just for eating a bloody apple
Good job she didn't say Jehovah. (Best read in a "Life of Brian" stylee)
I read it exactly that way before I read the brackets.
"Worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah. Jehovah""
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