Like my cat at work. He sleeps in stupid places and tears great chunks out of you when you try to move him. We sent him to a cat sanctuary recently to be re-homed and after a week they delivered him back as he'd mauled 4 people!

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By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

Gotta be a sloth for me....could do with sleeping most of the day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Golden Eagle (ok i know its a bird but..)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A honey badger.

Because they're awesome.

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By *rladytoy OP Man over a year ago

bournemouth

I couldnt decide so i made a combination... a hippocrocarillabear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be a pubic louse?

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By *rladytoy OP Man over a year ago

bournemouth

"Can I be a pubic louse? "

Sure why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cat

It ties in well with my username

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Seagull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pigeon they chill out in town centres and get fed gregs pasties of the public what more can u ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a wasp.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cat for sure, sleek and slinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A female polar bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a wolverine

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I know it is not an animal, I would be an eagle. Just high in the sky, floating on the thermals.

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By *CoastFunMan over a year ago

Southampron

A Proboscus monkey. Males get to sit in a tree legs spread with a hardon for as long as they like whilst all their ladies look on

Not so keen on having a nose like that however

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