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By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago
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I'm going to a wedding next year, and just had a message from the bride that as her brother is now not attending, I am responsible for there being bad behaviour.
So she'll be disappointed if I don't do something that disappoints her...
This might be tricky.
Obviously the cliche'd reaction is to try it on with every bridesmaid, but I'd like to be more creative.
So, to inspire me, what bad behaviour have you lot done at a wedding? |
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"I'm going to a wedding next year, and just had a message from the bride that as her brother is now not attending, I am responsible for there being bad behaviour.
So she'll be disappointed if I don't do something that disappoints her...
This might be tricky.
Obviously the cliche'd reaction is to try it on with every bridesmaid, but I'd like to be more creative.
So, to inspire me, what bad behaviour have you lot done at a wedding? "
I walked into my hotel room to be greeted by a naked best man whilst his pregnant wife and all the ushers giggled madly - I think they expected me to be shocked  It was a family wedding and most people seem to think I'm sweet and innocent and naive  |
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over a year ago
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I got so pissed the night before a wedding, during the night I sleepwalk'd my way for a pee...................at the end of the hotel corridor whilst stark bollock naked, the proceeded to bang on my room door for the then gf to let me back in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Order some of those cheap joke shop tricks. Replace cigarettes with exploding ones, give sweets which turn mouth blue, spud gun shot in the back when people aren't looking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favorite party prank is !!! get a small urine air tight sample container, insert a broken stink bomb. Remove screw cap periodically for a couple of moments, and replace cap, Every body will be looking at each other and thinking, somebody in the room, has got really bad wind, and a rat has crawled up their ass and died,  |
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"I'm going to a wedding next year, and just had a message from the bride that as her brother is now not attending, I am responsible for there being bad behaviour.
So she'll be disappointed if I don't do something that disappoints her...
This might be tricky.
Obviously the cliche'd reaction is to try it on with every bridesmaid, but I'd like to be more creative.
So, to inspire me, what bad behaviour have you lot done at a wedding? "
Almost had a row with someone but walked away - proud of that bit.
Then as I got more and more d*unk I was going around calling her a saggy old cunt to anyone who would listen. Not so proud of that bit.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Does she want to look at you and shake her head slowly in disappointment or spectacular, hate you forever disappointment?
I would have thought the former."
Then you just need to have a comedic speech planned that just just enough off colour things about yourself and one or two about others that makes people shake their head and give you that odd silence followed by the less than half-hearted clap.
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