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What's changed size in this cold snap? lol : )
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He gets walked daily at lunch when I am at work, so I don't feel too bad about not walking him in the evenings when the weather and roads are bad.  | |||
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"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol "Try lettuce! It works with my tortoise to get him to poke his head out! | |||
"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol
Try lettuce! It works with my tortoise to get him to poke his head out! "Um... Lettuce... Labia... Labia... Lettuce... He likes the word Labia... Pricks his ears up at that! Anybody got any spare Labia to tempt my little fella out? | |||
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"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol
Try lettuce! It works with my tortoise to get him to poke his head out!
Um... Lettuce... Labia... Labia... Lettuce...
He likes the word Labia... Pricks his ears up at that! Anybody got any spare Labia to tempt my little fella out? "do they make spare ones? | |||
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"In this cold weather... What bits about your person have now become embarrassing... due to any change in size or nature? "your nose when you talk about global warming , it gets longer | |||
"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol
Try lettuce! It works with my tortoise to get him to poke his head out!
Um... Lettuce... Labia... Labia... Lettuce...
He likes the word Labia... Pricks his ears up at that! Anybody got any spare Labia to tempt my little fella out? do they make spare ones? "Could I borrow instead? 
Promise to give you them back once the task is complete... | |||
"im not sure but my youngest hung his coat up on me when i let him in earlier "Have you got room for another coat? | |||
"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol
Try lettuce! It works with my tortoise to get him to poke his head out!
Um... Lettuce... Labia... Labia... Lettuce...
He likes the word Labia... Pricks his ears up at that! Anybody got any spare Labia to tempt my little fella out? do they make spare ones? Could I borrow instead?
Promise to give you them back once the task is complete... "dont they do them at the local library? | |||
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"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol
Try lettuce! It works with my tortoise to get him to poke his head out!
Um... Lettuce... Labia... Labia... Lettuce...
He likes the word Labia... Pricks his ears up at that! Anybody got any spare Labia to tempt my little fella out? do they make spare ones? Could I borrow instead?
Promise to give you them back once the task is complete... dont they do them at the local library? "try a couple of slices of raw streaky bacon | |||
"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol
Try lettuce! It works with my tortoise to get him to poke his head out!
Um... Lettuce... Labia... Labia... Lettuce...
He likes the word Labia... Pricks his ears up at that! Anybody got any spare Labia to tempt my little fella out? do they make spare ones? Could I borrow instead?
Promise to give you them back once the task is complete... dont they do them at the local library? "um... perhaps they might... do you think it'll be okay to let him look at them in one of those reading booths? Or is it a bit too public? | |||
"My willy has gone! I asked if he might be popping out again soon... and in no uncertain terms it told me to bugger off! The cocky little git! lol "I had a job to coax my old lad out, while out on our boat this week, when nature was calling! Lol | |||
