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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Gaming steak and metal. Winner for those in my book.
Oooh what do I win?  "
Unfortunately all you win is a fan , from another gaming steak eating cider drinking metal fan .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gaming steak and metal. Winner for those in my book.
Oooh what do I win?
Unfortunately all you win is a fan , from another gaming steak eating cider drinking metal fan .
Jo x "
Can we have a three way wedding? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
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Are we twins?!
I play rugby too, can't be a real woman.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
Are we twins?!
I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. "
Rugby? totally jealous! I've looked for a mature girls football but it doesn't seem to be a thing even in a big city  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
Phew thank goodness for that what are your views on welsh pooches lol "
Got to love a Welsh anything in my book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you don't have a vagina?
I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo?? "
How much vodka can it hold? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you don't have a vagina?
I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo??
How much vodka can it hold? "
Not much she's a lightweight unlike me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
Are we twins?!
I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. "
real women play rugby  |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
Are we twins?!
I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. "
I've seen loads of women on pool tables on here but never even thought about fellow rugby birds .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile..."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile...
I'm back. Enjoyed myself, mostly! "
Just mostly which part scared you? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile...
I'm back. Enjoyed myself, mostly!
Just mostly which part scared you? "
I didn't say scared... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile...
I'm back. Enjoyed myself, mostly!
Just mostly which part scared you?
I didn't say scared... "
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport
Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh?
Tig
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport
Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh?
Tig
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Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 6ft1 and burping, farting and double innuendos make me laugh, and I like a game of pool. Does that make me a man?"
With those tits stretchy nah sorry you need a better cover  |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport
Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh?
Tig
Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot! "
Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look
You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them
Still wearing the heels though, Lol.
Tig |
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"I'm 6ft1 and burping, farting and double innuendos make me laugh, and I like a game of pool. Does that make me a man?
With those tits stretchy nah sorry you need a better cover "
They're plastic, flesh coloured strings and hang them around my neck not real at all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport
Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh?
Tig
Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot!
Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look
You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them
Still wearing the heels though, Lol.
Tig"
Ahh bollocks to the windswept Kim karshianites to me sexy is being you whatever your into. I have a very hot girlfriend who's a welder in her spare time.
I think guys like messy hair too it shows them what we look like after a good seeing too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 6ft1 and burping, farting and double innuendos make me laugh, and I like a game of pool. Does that make me a man?
With those tits stretchy nah sorry you need a better cover
They're plastic, flesh coloured strings and hang them around my neck not real at all."
Hmmmm I think that's a perfect excuse for me to inspect them?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you don't have a vagina?
I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo?? is that a foofoo for snoo snoo?  "
Snoo snoo?? |
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport
Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh?
Tig
Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot!
Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look
You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them
Still wearing the heels though, Lol.
Tig
Ahh bollocks to the windswept Kim karshianites to me sexy is being you whatever your into. I have a very hot girlfriend who's a welder in her spare time.
I think guys like messy hair too it shows them what we look like after a good seeing too "
In that case I have a new photo to upload lol |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport
Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh?
Tig
Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot!
Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look
You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them
Still wearing the heels though, Lol.
Tig
Ahh bollocks to the windswept Kim karshianites to me sexy is being you whatever your into. I have a very hot girlfriend who's a welder in her spare time.
I think guys like messy hair too it shows them what we look like after a good seeing too "
Hot girlfriend whose a whelder..oh my.
Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it.
Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to!
Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
Are we twins?!
I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. real women play rugby "
We play with odd shaped balls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it.
Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to!
Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now!
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Id take it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
Only thing i can say is.... fancy a fuck "
I thought you'd never ask pmsl |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
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Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it.
Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to!
Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now!
Id take it "
Oh you could  Id certainly enjoy letting you.
You've got an offer of a fuck a bit closer though, and who can refuse an offer made like that.
Tig |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it.
Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to!
Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now!
Id take it
Oh you could Id certainly enjoy letting you.
You've got an offer of a fuck a bit closer though, and who can refuse an offer made like that.
Tig "
Ah Mr blades is only here to tease his lady is far lovelier than I |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
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While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time "
Love the new avatar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time
Love the new avatar!"
Thank you I love your whole gallery, especially the photo bombing minions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time
Love the new avatar!
Thank you I love your whole gallery, especially the photo bombing minions "
The minions get more messages than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time
Love the new avatar!
Thank you I love your whole gallery, especially the photo bombing minions
The minions get more messages than me "
That's a shame, you're many times sexier |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
here and there, thereabouts |
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Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it.
Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to!
Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now!
Id take it
Oh you could Id certainly enjoy letting you.
You've got an offer of a fuck a bit closer though, and who can refuse an offer made like that.
Tig
Ah Mr blades is only here to tease his lady is far lovelier than I "
tease is always good
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was confused about metal. Wondering if it was aluminium or iron. Then I realised it was music.  "
Oh dear, a new genre sprung to mind, post bronze. It's like grunge power chords and distortion with light, melodic riffs underlying and Heracles wielding an ax guitar against the minotaur on an album cover |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
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oh good grief. I can't be a woman either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
Are we twins?!
I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. real women play rugby
We play with odd shaped balls "
The only type of balls to play with |
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Mr calls me a geezer bird, which is alleged what attracted him in the first place. We have daily farting and burping contests - currently 1-1 in he farting contest but nil-nil in burping. I blamed my manliness on being brought up with sports mad dad and brothers - I know the rules of and follow all sports, on TV and live but only as a spectator. I don't wear heels or dress to impress, much happier in sweats and chilling on the couch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
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Without sounding like a complete sycophant you sound virtually perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
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You soon cool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
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Fruit cider...equals fake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about
As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either.
But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man |
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about
As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either.
But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man "
You sound like a decent fellow, tbh, I'd rather hang out with a guy like you than "one of the lads" as I find that kind of person obnoxious and boring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about
As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either.
But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man "
I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well...
When can you move in? |
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about
As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either.
But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man
I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well...
When can you move in? "
I'm pretty shocking at DIY. It took me 18 months to drill a hole in the wall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about
As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either.
But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man
I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well...
When can you move in?
I'm pretty shocking at DIY. It took me 18 months to drill a hole in the wall "
glory hole?? |
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about
As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either.
But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man
I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well...
When can you move in?
I'm pretty shocking at DIY. It took me 18 months to drill a hole in the wall
glory hole?? "
It is a glorious hole I am very proud of it. I now need to screw something in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
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On those terms, I'm a pretty rubbish man. I hate football and I don't give a toss about cars. I'm a pretty decent cook (I can give you an awesome recipe for a steak rub, btw) and have an eye for art and design.
I am a big metal and gaming fan though. You and I should talk... x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider...
On those terms, I'm a pretty rubbish man. I hate football and I don't give a toss about cars. I'm a pretty decent cook (I can give you an awesome recipe for a steak rub, btw) and have an eye for art and design.
I am a big metal and gaming fan though. You and I should talk... x
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Men can be exceptional designers! Please inundate me with steak recipes |
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