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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking  "
Only colouring books if they work in marketing.
You forgot nails, shoes and handbags to your list.
So...what should today's woman look like in the topic of conversation to make them exciting and current?
Obvious man choices would be football, boxing, game consoles and cars.
Watching this post with great interest to learn the woman's perspective!
Ps Vodka is actually a great conversation, as there's lots of things you can do with vodka. Vodka jellies, Vodka Watermelon to name a couple.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking
Only colouring books if they work in marketing.
You forgot nails, shoes and handbags to your list.
So...what should today's woman look like in the topic of conversation to make them exciting and current?
Obvious man choices would be football, boxing, game consoles and cars.
Watching this post with great interest to learn the woman's perspective!
Ps Vodka is actually a great conversation, as there's lots of things you can do with vodka. Vodka jellies, Vodka Watermelon to name a couple.
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My danish vodka shot drink is amazing  |
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking
Only colouring books if they work in marketing.
You forgot nails, shoes and handbags to your list.
So...what should today's woman look like in the topic of conversation to make them exciting and current?
Obvious man choices would be football, boxing, game consoles and cars.
Watching this post with great interest to learn the woman's perspective!
Ps Vodka is actually a great conversation, as there's lots of things you can do with vodka. Vodka jellies, Vodka Watermelon to name a couple.
My danish vodka shot drink is amazing "
Mmmm that sounds nice! I recall me and Dizzy hanging out with a hot Russian babe drinking shots of vodka. She remembers the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 6th. No sure what happened in between but she drank a shot that was being poured over the Russian ladies breasts.
Needless to say, she passed out and the night ended early 
The good news was we reconvened in the morning!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??"
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "
Apart from me - can't cook, can't colour and hardly where make up lol
Love to talk about anything else x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta "
You'll have one, or your vagina will? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
You'll have one, or your vagina will? "
Isn't that dangerous?? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta "
Who said you could have some of my vodka |
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
Who said you could have some of my vodka "
It would seem that between men and women, women are more exciting.
At least this thread has alcohol on topic!
Now...about that vodka and where it's going... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
You'll have one, or your vagina will?
Isn't that dangerous?? "
Probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "
I bore people to death when I talk about cars and bikes 
I can't talk about shoes lol x |
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "
Maybe I'm off topic on this website but do women talk about sex? And to what extent? Graphic or Sensious?
Would also like to hear if you chat with your mates about watching a great porno the other day, and not Emmerdale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont forget hats lol and rugby player bottoms .
Yep you girls are dull, its all music , cakes , books pooches and .... Hang on whoops sorry ladies your jolly its us football obsessed , cars and politics blokes who are a tad dull.
Come on sisters lets burn our bras |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
You'll have one, or your vagina will?
Isn't that dangerous??
Probably "
Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
You'll have one, or your vagina will?
Isn't that dangerous??
Probably
Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in?? "
We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We've been talking about my button collection. 
Now that's a conversation I wouldn't mind drilling into.
And happy to pour Courtney, if you've got the technique how to continuously swallow. "
How fine is the point of your drill? Do you think we could make buttons with it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
You'll have one, or your vagina will?
Isn't that dangerous??
Probably
Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in??
We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about. "
Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held??? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
You'll have one, or your vagina will?
Isn't that dangerous??
Probably
Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in??
We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about.
Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held??? "
Someone had vodka poured into her vagina?
a) does it sting?
b) isn't that dangerous?
c) did it have ice and a slice?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've been talking about my button collection.
Now that's a conversation I wouldn't mind drilling into.
And happy to pour Courtney, if you've got the technique how to continuously swallow. "
Only one way to learn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a woman. I can't be,I don't talk about any of those things with my friends. What am I going to do with my vagina now??
Haha I think you should give your vagina a shot of cheeky vodka
I'll have one too ta
You'll have one, or your vagina will?
Isn't that dangerous??
Probably
Fuck it! You only live once ay. Now,who's pouring it in??
We should let one of the men pour so they'll have something interesting to talk about.
Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held???
Someone had vodka poured into her vagina?
a) does it sting?
b) isn't that dangerous?
c) did it have ice and a slice?
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d) How long could she hold it in for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange
Now's your chance! 
-Courtney
Straight from the bottle of through a funnel? "
Ladies don't drink straight from the bottle  |
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Topic of conversation: Did you see how much vodka her vagina held???
How fine is the point of your drill? Do you think we could make buttons with it?
Only one way to learn "
Hmm! Well I drank from a fish bowl and got totally fucked! But I'm always up for a new drinking challenge!
I don't know, but we could give it a go!
You're absolutely right. Happy to teach!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange
Now's your chance!
-Courtney
Straight from the bottle of through a funnel?
Ladies don't drink straight from the bottle "
Of course,silly me. Funnel it is then |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And shoes.
And Soaps, depending on your age it's either Neighbours, Home and away and Hollyoaks or Coronation street, Eastenders and Emmerdale. "
The only soaps I discuss with female friends are glycerine, milk thistle, lavender, shea etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking
The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos
Oh rude photos what are those? "
Bums and thighs. It's seemingly what some ladies look at for research purposes. Potentially while drinking gin and/or eating crisps. |
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"I can't say I have had vodka poured in my flange
According to SeaWitch it's good for bleaching your arsehole #FabTopTips
I'll give that a miss I think "
I truly wonder how some people stumble on the bizarre! What was in their mindset in the first place?
Wonder if it'll make a spread in cosmopolitan someday? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking
The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos
Oh rude photos what are those?
Bums and thighs. It's seemingly what some ladies look at for research purposes. Potentially while drinking gin and/or eating crisps. "
You forgot muscley arms! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking
The ones I know also talk about gin, crisps and rudey photos
Oh rude photos what are those?
Bums and thighs. It's seemingly what some ladies look at for research purposes. Potentially while drinking gin and/or eating crisps. "
Well you do have an amazing bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world "
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood "
And wash the bottle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood "
I think you're in the wrong place, then. But I guess we can allow it
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood
And wash the bottle "
You didn't use the funnel!?! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood "
Open your lips wide then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood
And wash the bottle
You didn't use the funnel!?! "
You said ladies don't drink out of the bottle |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood
And wash the bottle
You didn't use the funnel!?!
You said ladies don't drink out of the bottle "
Are you sure? Some drink out of the furry cup though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahem ....
I'm confused ...
Are we pouring the vodka or what?
Yes it's 6 o o'clock somewhere in the world
Aim for my mouth not my vag though - I'm not in that kind of mood
And wash the bottle
You didn't use the funnel!?!
You said ladies don't drink out of the bottle
Are you sure? Some drink out of the furry cup though "
Are you offering? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've drank from the fairy fountain and enjoyed it
Mine's more an undergrowth at the moment. You'll have a job finding the fountain "
Its ok im a professional and have a cut throat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've drank from the fairy fountain and enjoyed it
Mine's more an undergrowth at the moment. You'll have a job finding the fountain
Its ok im a professional and have a cut throat "
*gulp* |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "
Not interested in any of the above...
Oooh no wait i love cake. Just on a long health kick that doesnt include cake..
Well apart from a hen do tomorrow where i hope to have lemon meringue yesssssss
Mrs _d40 xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about undies
What should fatties wear thongs?
They can wear what they like
I don't like them it's like cheese wire up me bum crack "
I wear lots of different types for different occasions |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking
Not interested in any of the above...
Oooh no wait i love cake. Just on a long health kick that doesnt include cake..
Well apart from a hen do tomorrow where i hope to have lemon meringue yesssssss
Mrs _d40 xx"
Enjoy xx |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"What about undies
What should fatties wear thongs?
They can wear what they like
I don't like them it's like cheese wire up me bum crack
give me proper knickers any day!!!
Big knickers rule "
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"Im boring all ive talked about all day is code
Morse?
Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.
Oh hang on, that might be the Scouts
Mr ddc
Java script xx lol"
Ahhh,
I don't understand any of those Indonesian writings...
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"All women talk about is make up, colouring books. Cake and cooking "
P doesn't as she rarely wears more than a bit of eyeliner and mascara, she doesn't have enough free time to colour anything apart from her hair and she can't cook so I do it seeing as I'm an ex chef. She does like talking about motorsport, american football and sex though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And flip flops
I Fucking hate flip flops
They are OK as long as you wear socks with them  "
They are never ok.....they are sufferable when on the beach....that is it! |
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"Im boring all ive talked about all day is code
Morse?
Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.
Oh hang on, that might be the Scouts
Mr ddc
Java script xx lol
Ahhh,
I don't understand any of those Indonesian writings...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And flip flops
I Fucking hate flip flops
They are OK as long as you wear socks with them
They are never ok.....they are sufferable when on the beach....that is it!"
I hate them on the beach too, always falling off. Useless rubbish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm just a tiny knickers girl - it's easier for others to get in them
You drag up a thread that is 38 weeks old and full of UNLOS!"
Most of them are back now under new usernames |
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