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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Turned up at my first job of the day this morning.
Large communal building.
Entered foyer Noone around quiet except I can hear sexual noises.
Mmmmmm
Clearly someone one groundfloor flat having sex, female is Ohhhhhhhh yes, deeper deeper.
Sweet.
Maybe it's porn, no clearly a real person.
So I listen (hard not to tbh)
Her Ohhhhhhhh yeah, ouch ouch stop, my arsehole hurts.
Please stop.
Him Ahhh god, really?
Her yeah me bum hurts.
Slight pause
Ouch ouch ouch.
Ohhhhhhhh me bumhole.
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I cough loudly.
Silence.
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TV comes on very loudly
Lol
Me trying not to piss myself.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too funny....
Reminds me of a time when my son comes into my bedroom rubbing his eyes in the middle of the night...
"mummy whats that noise"
"what noise?"
"huuuh, huuuh, huuuh, huuuuuh"
ok ok ok, so i'm noisy...  |
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