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over a year ago
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"You must have a different vagina to everyone else that's why you can't cum (true story)
What the actual fuck !  "
I don't think I did his ego any good so he blamed it on me. Bless |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you mind if my dog watches ?
Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of! "
Really ? We don't have a dog. Maybe its just us that get freaked out by pets watching.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mind if my dog watches ?
Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of!
Really ? We don't have a dog. Maybe its just us that get freaked out by pets watching. "
Nope I used to shut my pets out of the bedroom.....off putting having the dog panting in the corner! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you mind if my dog watches ?
Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of!
Really ? We don't have a dog. Maybe its just us that get freaked out by pets watching.
Nope I used to shut my pets out of the bedroom.....off putting having the dog panting in the corner!"
My aunties dog is a horny little ball of fluff. Tries to hump anyone who does something affectionate in her house be it a hug or kiss. She has to lock him outside whenever visitors come.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it in yet?
Not something I've ever heard personally.
Oh those are just spots.
Then there are versions on the theme;
Quiet you'll wake my dad/husband.
Can we do it here only if I open the door they wake up. |
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