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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who wants some?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants some?

Naggghhh rather have a brew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a craving for a long haired rocker type this evening can you help me out miss?

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By *ordjeffMan over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Some what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take some thread

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

I'd like some. Plus nibbles and red wine please.

Address supplied by request

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Who wants some?

Heck YES!

Sharing a room with two teenagers is getting a little wearing - Mrs ddc & I had to sneak into the laundry cupboard this morning.

(Pretty desperate for a proper mug of tea too)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People come here for sex?!?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am convinced that if a sex presented itself in front of me, i honestly would not know what to do with it.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Does it involve one of them toffee apples like you get at the fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't be bothered at the moment. I don't have much free time and I'm knackered when I do. I'm recharging myself for September

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 sugars and milk please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it involve one of them toffee apples like you get at the fair

No, it probably involves cake, though

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

People come here for sex?!?

-Courtney"

apparently its all the rage...

my official sex is male... who'd have known!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a craving for a long haired rocker type this evening can you help me out miss?

There will be a few of them in Reading this weekend I would think. If I see any, I'll tell them to message you on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make mines to go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you be more precise about the 'official' bit please - does t involve policemen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a wandering hand caressing my inner thigh at this very moment.

Highly likely that sex will soon follow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/08/15 23:47:33]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People come here for sex?!?

-Courtney

apparently its all the rage...

my official sex is male... who'd have known!"

I don't believe it. People are only here for two things...cake and (apparently) toffee apples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah y not and we can have some haribos as foreplay, will eat the cola bottles from your body

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Again??!

*sighs*

Ok then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And a nice cuppa please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah y not and we can have some haribos as foreplay, will eat the cola bottles from your body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People come here for sex?!?

-Courtney"

No just apples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People come here for sex?!?

-Courtney

No just apples"

would you like one?

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

People come here for sex?!?

-Courtney

apparently its all the rage...

my official sex is male... who'd have known!

I don't believe it. People are only here for two things...cake and (apparently) toffee apples

and Tea! cant forget the tea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had some thanks , and very nice it was too .

And before anyone says anything , no there were no biscuits or cake afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a craving for a long haired rocker type this evening can you help me out miss?

Waves.......

Editors note; The op should ignore this post, clearly over and above poetic licence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have some. You twisted my arm.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

I prefer Horlics to whore licks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People come here for sex?!?

-Courtney

No just apples

would you like one?

Only if you have two and they are big and juicy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a craving for a long haired rocker type this evening can you help me out miss?

There will be a few of them in Reading this weekend I would think. If I see any, I'll tell them to message you on here

Knew I could rely on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will be getting some shortly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will be getting some shortly

Mmmm wow loving the avatar zoya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will be getting some shortly

Mmmm wow loving the avatar zoya

Morning lovely and thank you

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Will be getting some shortly

Mmmm wow loving the avatar zoya

Yes very nice!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it involve one of them toffee apples like you get at the fair

No, it probably involves cake, though

Cake? Where's the cake? I like cake. Cake! Cake! Cake! More cake please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yikes, does it need to be official? I quite like the unofficial stuff too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants some?

If your offering, who am I to refuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People come here for many things

Your profile has given me more energy than my coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will be getting some shortly

Mmmm wow loving the avatar zoya

Yes very nice!!!"

Thanks lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants some?

Meeeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants some?

If your offering, who am I to refuse

I wouldn't say no to you

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Who wants some?

It depends on who, if anyone, were to offer.

And whether I'd have to be awake.

And whether they'd mop up and pull my nightie down when they were done.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Might be getting some at lunchtime if I wake in time

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm good thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep I would be up for some.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm good thanks

That's debatable

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Who wants some?

Meeeeeee!

2nd thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants some?

If your offering, who am I to refuse

I wouldn't say no to you

That's what I was hoping you would say

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm good thanks

That's debatable

I could supply evidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hell yes, I'm up for some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm let me think , oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please. But I can't even give it away right now ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants some?

Meeeeeee!

2nd thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants some?

If your offering, who am I to refuse

I wouldn't say no to you

That's what I was hoping you would say

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Who wants some?

Meeeeeee!

2nd thoughts

Blushes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep i would fucking LOVE some lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm waiting till tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i'm waiting till tonight

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well all going well that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a wandering hand caressing my inner thigh at this very moment.

Highly likely that sex will soon follow.

Didn't get any as I came over unwell.

Better luck tonight.

Mrs x

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By *ames6ft5Man over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Yep I would be up for some.....

Any particular flavour? Apparently there are all sorts.

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By *usterMan over a year ago

worthing

I used to work for the Potato Marketing Board. OUr posher members used to hump "loads of sex" all day long. Is that official enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a cock up the arse and a cuppa tea ... it always makes me feel better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a cock up the arse and a cuppa tea ... it always makes me feel better

Aww I'm all out of tea bags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woo hoo I'm #69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yippie yes please , lots for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please a bit frisky here today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too.must be hump day hornyness lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too.must be hump day hornyness lol

Oooh la la what's that in your hand Taff ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me please.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Us please !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How the hell is the official sex thread more popular than my official fruit thread?!

Salad dodging perverts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't wait for the kids to go back to school so I can get back into my fab life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't wait for the kids to go back to school so I can get back into my fab life

I can't wait for kids to go back so teachers can stop being so bloody smug about having the summer off.

Hope you enjoyed the rain you smug bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a cock up the arse and a cuppa tea ... it always makes me feel better

Aww I'm all out of tea bags

Cardinal sin,no teabags. Brad Pitt would get told to fuck off if he didn't supply tea.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My mojo seems to have fled, which is odd because I'm nearly always up for a good, hard, shag.

I'll hopefully be back to normal soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell is the official sex thread more popular than my official fruit thread?!

Salad dodging perverts!"

I know

You can't give apples away these days.

Maybe I should start offering them with a blowjob included

-Courtne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex yes please but have to find someone to have sex with as my right hand is getting worn out lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would love some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell is the official sex thread more popular than my official fruit thread?!

Salad dodging perverts!

I know

You can't give apples away these days.

Maybe I should start offering them with a blowjob included

-Courtne"

I think the NHS could learn from you.

Put me down for an orchard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me too.must be hump day hornyness lol

Oooh la la what's that in your hand Taff ?

Taken up horse riding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it greedy to want 2 sexy men with nice cocks if I already have one at my disposal.

B x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it greedy to want 2 sexy men with nice cocks if I already have one at my disposal.

B x"

no your being jolly good and enjoy sharing ,, sharing is a good thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it greedy to want 2 sexy men with nice cocks if I already have one at my disposal.

B x

no your being jolly good and enjoy sharing ,, sharing is a good thing

One can but dream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't mind some sex if there's any going.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep I'll have some please x

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm feeling a bit better so yes please - if you promise to be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling a bit better so yes please - if you promise to be gentle

"
gentle is my middle name. Well it's not cause that would be a silly name but you know what I mean xx

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By *ames6ft5Man over a year ago

North London / Herts

No thank you. I think you'll find it's a Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How the hell is the official sex thread more popular than my official fruit thread?!

Salad dodging perverts!"

Gone off sex now so could I please have an Orange ... Nice & Juicy

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By *himaeraWoman over a year ago

near derby.

Please could I please have some...please??

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

No, my quads are still too sore tonight...

But I reckon I'll be ready to take delivery by say......Friday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep I'll have some please x"

Get that arse down to Reading now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants some?

Yeah why not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants some?

Yeah why not lol "

OK, if you insist

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