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What is the most embarrassing thing you own
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over a year ago
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A selfie stick ...Oh the shame !! Single man trying to take decent pic's to put on Fab problems .... If you want me I'll be in the bin labeled "was once a proper bloke bin " |
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A barbie doll that I stole from my ex wife while we were going through the whole petty tit for tat thing, it became a big joke amongst mutual friends, and if she says something a bit cheeky I tell her I can still take the head of it, and just to show how petty it got, she rubbed chocolate into my boxers before giving them back to me, well I say give them back to me, she lined them up on the front garden wall "shit stains" showing for all the neighbourhood to see, we laugh about it all now but at the time it was war lol |
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"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains
A photo of me in a sheep onsie  ha, I've got one of those in fact ha I've got the onesie 
Burn it all  "
I love my onesie, got it on now |
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"Just found mine, its my hair dying towel, full of holes and covered in stains
A photo of me in a sheep onsie ha, I've got one of those in fact ha I've got the onesie
Burn it all "
I've seen the photo!!  |
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Ive got a Jimmy Saville ,,soap on a rope medallion,,and on the back of the box it states that a proportion of the purchace price is donated to the Stoke Manderville hospital,.even the local charity shop refused it. |
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"I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure."
That's probably their best song! But ok, maybe dire straits aren't the hippest tag team in town |
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"I own a 7 inch single of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. It's my guilty musical pleasure.
That's probably their best song! But ok, maybe dire straits aren't the hippest tag team in town "
Dire straits are a great band in my opinion! And i'm probably 'too young' for them!
As for most embarrassing thing I own...hmm. Probably my tambourine. It only has 2 jangly bits left on it and the flashing lights no longer work (probably for the best eh?!) |
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Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....
Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence" |
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"Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....
Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence" "
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how's the job in the primary school going anyhow |
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"Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....
Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence" .
how's the job in the primary school going anyhow "
lol... that's probably the most accurate description of life on a oil rig |
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inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly , Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat |
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"Ungrateful this may seem....... but a few years I was presented with an award by my company for doing some stuff they decided worthy of special recognition....
Its an elaborately decorative sword housed a framed glass case and embellished with the words " Sword of Excellence" .
how's the job in the primary school going anyhow
lol... that's probably the most accurate description of life on a oil rig "
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It needs mounting on a wall in the rec room with a sign, in emergency break glass and slash |
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"inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly , Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat "
We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her |
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"inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly , Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat
We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her "
Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?! |
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"inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly , Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat
We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her
Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?!"
If she tours again the boys have begged me to get tickets (they're 13 & 8!) especially after seeing her on tv at Glastonbury (I'm not allowed to delete the recording) & The Kaiser Chiefs doing a cover of 9-5 made her ultra cool!!!
The eldest did 9-5 in a Scouts gangshow & was word perfect without script at 1st rehearsal |
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"inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly , Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat
We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her
Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?!
If she tours again the boys have begged me to get tickets (they're 13 & 8!) especially after seeing her on tv at Glastonbury (I'm not allowed to delete the recording) & The Kaiser Chiefs doing a cover of 9-5 made her ultra cool!!!
The eldest did 9-5 in a Scouts gangshow & was word perfect without script at 1st rehearsal "
I take my hat off to you! We'll see you there then! Down the front and we'll throw her a "Dolly Loves FAB" banner to be photo'd with - free lifetime gold membership if we manage it! |
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"inherited from my late uncle, I have an immaculate late 1970s Dolly Parton album, incredible gatefold sleeve with the lady herself a mass of blonde curls, teeth and, goodness me, what large tits you have Dolly , Most embarrassing of all is the music isn't shabby either...! I'll get me coat
We adore Dolly!!! We can't drive the M5 without her
Respect! It's a gorgeous record, always a talking point!You just know she'd be good in concert, dare I risk it?!
If she tours again the boys have begged me to get tickets (they're 13 & 8!) especially after seeing her on tv at Glastonbury (I'm not allowed to delete the recording) & The Kaiser Chiefs doing a cover of 9-5 made her ultra cool!!!
The eldest did 9-5 in a Scouts gangshow & was word perfect without script at 1st rehearsal
I take my hat off to you! We'll see you there then! Down the front and we'll throw her a "Dolly Loves FAB" banner to be photo'd with - free lifetime gold membership if we manage it! "
I want platinum membership |
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