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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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C'mon- something pissing you off- get it out of your system on here!
I promise to judge and try to be sanctimonious and sarcastic as everyone else on here is thinking but not saying!
Come have a battle of words 
*disclaimer- sarcasm! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some Baristas ability to be bright eyed, bushy tailed and shite at making coffee all at once!!!
Have tea- its the only civilised way   "
Do I need to stick my wee pinky out when I sip it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some Baristas ability to be bright eyed, bushy tailed and shite at making coffee all at once!!!
Have tea- its the only civilised way
Do I need to stick my wee pinky out when I sip it? "
'Wee' humph re-thinks flirting with PB! 
Mind you- James Bond can do amazing things with his little finger in Casino Royale   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I'm living with someone that can't listen! She can only talk about the same things in a loop over and over!
It's driving me nuts!  "
Morning Bitch! (See what I did there- re-hashed from our convo the other day!)
Ok I recommend duct tape you can colour co-ordinate it these days to match her clothes, shut her up for good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some Baristas ability to be bright eyed, bushy tailed and shite at making coffee all at once!!!
Have tea- its the only civilised way
Do I need to stick my wee pinky out when I sip it?
'Wee' humph re-thinks flirting with PB!
Mind you- James Bond can do amazing things with his little finger in Casino Royale "
Mind out the gutter Miss Red, that "pinky" stays snug in his pouch when I'm drinking tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to pause time and do about a weeks worth of work just to catch up, then I'd like to pause time and catch up on all the other things I've been neglecting.
I've also got two weddings this weekend and an ex (who it ended very badly with) will most likely be at one. Not looking forward to it one bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some Baristas ability to be bright eyed, bushy tailed and shite at making coffee all at once!!!
Have tea- its the only civilised way
Do I need to stick my wee pinky out when I sip it?
'Wee' humph re-thinks flirting with PB!
Mind you- James Bond can do amazing things with his little finger in Casino Royale
Mind out the gutter Miss Red, that "pinky" stays snug in his pouch when I'm drinking tea! "
Prob for the best if you get the angle wrong you may dribble 'it' everyehere |
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I've had a cold brewing since Saturday and its appeared full force today. The day I had to be up at 6.30am to try and get tickets for the Davis Cup. The eejits forgot to send a link so I stalked them on Twitter, got the link and then spent forever trying to make the website work. Finally got somewhere, put in credit card details with four seconds to go and it came back with an error message! Raaaaarrrr!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I'm living with someone that can't listen! She can only talk about the same things in a loop over and over!
It's driving me nuts!
Morning Bitch! (See what I did there- re-hashed from our convo the other day!)
Ok I recommend duct tape you can colour co-ordinate it these days to match her clothes, shut her up for good "
good plan!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to pause time and do about a weeks worth of work just to catch up, then I'd like to pause time and catch up on all the other things I've been neglecting.
I've also got two weddings this weekend and an ex (who it ended very badly with) will most likely be at one. Not looking forward to it one bit."
See Funky Monkey. Borrow his patented time machine. It comes with free belly button fluff which can be customised with Unicorn glitter for the weddings.
Fuck the ex- and the horse she rides in on- Centaur can help you with that x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a cold brewing since Saturday and its appeared full force today. The day I had to be up at 6.30am to try and get tickets for the Davis Cup. The eejits forgot to send a link so I stalked them on Twitter, got the link and then spent forever trying to make the website work. Finally got somewhere, put in credit card details with four seconds to go and it came back with an error message! Raaaaarrrr!! "
Go to complaints find the phone number and ring and do it on the phone- old school! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Found you..
Ok here goes today the forums have made me  ...The fun seems to have deflated from here...bring back the madness N frivolity "
I suggest the fun sappers get laid
And everyone else eats popcorn whilst lining up for a spanking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Picture this...
It's 04:00, dark and *pissing it down with rain. You're driving along the M1 at about 65mph and you come across 3 Stobart lorries occupying all 3 lanes of the motorway, doing the same speed and they refuse to yeild, especially the moron in the outside lane. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Picture this...
It's 04:00, dark and *pissing it down with rain. You're driving along the M1 at about 65mph and you come across 3 Stobart lorries occupying all 3 lanes of the motorway, doing the same speed and they refuse to yeild, especially the moron in the outside lane."
I'm from Burton Upon Trent home of Eddie Stobbart. Complaint does not compute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just been called a miserable git because I wouldn't elaborate on my plans with my fuckbuddy this morning so some guy with a hidden profile could have an early morning wank. Jeeeeeez!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just been called a miserable git because I wouldn't elaborate on my plans with my fuckbuddy this morning so some guy with a hidden profile could have an early morning wank. Jeeeeeez!!!! "
Send him your cum soaked pants after, its the Only decent thing to do! Some people are soo selfish!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picture this...
It's 04:00, dark and *pissing it down with rain. You're driving along the M1 at about 65mph and you come across 3 Stobart lorries occupying all 3 lanes of the motorway, doing the same speed and they refuse to yeild, especially the moron in the outside lane.
I'm from Burton Upon Trent home of Eddie Stobbart. Complaint does not compute."
The cunt in the outside lane was breaking the law and all three were driving like selfish Muppets.
Thankfully I've sent an lovely email to Stobard with the dash-cam footage attached - all 10 miles worth of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Picture this...
It's 04:00, dark and *pissing it down with rain. You're driving along the M1 at about 65mph and you come across 3 Stobart lorries occupying all 3 lanes of the motorway, doing the same speed and they refuse to yeild, especially the moron in the outside lane.
I'm from Burton Upon Trent home of Eddie Stobbart. Complaint does not compute.
The cunt in the outside lane was breaking the law and all three were driving like selfish Muppets.
Thankfully I've sent an lovely email to Stobard with the dash-cam footage attached - all 10 miles worth of it. "
See- problem solved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody United Urilities. Just went for the three S's and an excuse for a drip was all I could get out of the tap and shower; the bog is still trying to refill itself after it's morning exertion!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Running out of money just before payday ... can I just stay in bed for two days? "
Yes find a Unicorn for help- generally located near the time machine owned by Funky Monkey and rented to Invictus at the moment.
Get him to go back and add a 1 in front of your chosen sum in Roman times= exponential wealth today. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Crap parkers taking up 2 bays !! When there's not enough parking as it is "
Its cos they are fat (true or not just feel superior for a bit)
*disclaimer- I am fat so allowed to say anything I want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone signal...Grrr!
Bloody thing keeps fluctuating from 3 bar of signal to 1 and I'm not even bloody moving I'm in the same spot ffs. It's making viewing Fab a slow and frustrating experience this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crap parkers taking up 2 bays !! When there's not enough parking as it is
Its cos they are fat (true or not just feel superior for a bit)
*disclaimer- I am fat so allowed to say anything I want."
Haha I'm also on the well padded side |
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I'm feeling very sorry for myself. I have tonsillitis & waiting for antibiotics to kick in. I've been in bed since Saturday evening & reluctantly cancelled a long planned & much looked forward to meet for tomorrow. Gutted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I have to get out of bed, put some clothes on to answer the door to the courier. Someone come and be my butler for the day?! "
Naked with just a dickie bow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling very sorry for myself. I have tonsillitis & waiting for antibiotics to kick in. I've been in bed since Saturday evening & reluctantly cancelled a long planned & much looked forward to meet for tomorrow. Gutted "
Nah a good deep throating will coat it nicely. Anaesthetic properties of cock snot are well known  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phone signal...Grrr!
Bloody thing keeps fluctuating from 3 bar of signal to 1 and I'm not even bloody moving I'm in the same spot ffs. It's making viewing Fab a slow and frustrating experience this morning "
Better slow than premature! What are you doing perving when you should be playing with a slot?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My phone has frozen and i dont think its going to come back.
Fuckety fuck "
Take the battery out- use to beat yourself up then return it to the phone. If nothing else it will vent your fraustration.
Unless its an iphone- then you are fucked!
But at least you can ask it for a verification. |
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"I'd like to moan about myself being a lazy arse.
I didn't like to say anything but...
A smaller lazy- arse so its all good  "
yesterday and today, done bugger all but it is still pissing it down with rain |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to moan about myself being a lazy arse.
I didn't like to say anything but...
A smaller lazy- arse so its all good yesterday and today, done bugger all but it is still pissing it down with rain "
C'mon c'mon, times a wastin'!!!
You could at least arrange the flowers in the Lounge?
Or put all your Threads in order? |
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"I'd like to moan about myself being a lazy arse.
I didn't like to say anything but...
A smaller lazy- arse so its all good yesterday and today, done bugger all but it is still pissing it down with rain
C'mon c'mon, times a wastin'!!!
You could at least arrange the flowers in the Lounge?
Or put all your Threads in order? "
I'm going to put on my winter clothes and go out |
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"I'd like to moan about myself being a lazy arse.
I didn't like to say anything but...
A smaller lazy- arse so its all good yesterday and today, done bugger all but it is still pissing it down with rain
C'mon c'mon, times a wastin'!!!
You could at least arrange the flowers in the Lounge?
Or put all your Threads in order? I'm going to put on my winter clothes and go out"
I'm already wrapped up in mine!!! Even my fluffy bed socks are on  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I have to go and sit in a&e for gawd knows how long. I think my son might have broken his big toe
Oh dear.
Was he hopping?"
He kicked the floor instead of the football. He's strapped up and on crutches. I retract my earlier moan as we were only at the hospital for an hour and a half and the staff were great |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My second moan of the day...
Why are children fascinated by poo my toddler has just decided to remove his nappy and finger paint the rug in crap!! "
They should make chocolate a different colour- this would solve the problem. |
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"I have to go and sit in a&e for gawd knows how long. I think my son might have broken his big toe
Oh dear.
Was he hopping?
He kicked the floor instead of the football. He's strapped up and on crutches. I retract my earlier moan as we were only at the hospital for an hour and a half and the staff were great "
Ouch!!! I hope he's not in too much pain x |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I have to go and sit in a&e for gawd knows how long. I think my son might have broken his big toe
Oh dear.
Was he hopping?
He kicked the floor instead of the football. He's strapped up and on crutches. I retract my earlier moan as we were only at the hospital for an hour and a half and the staff were great
Ouch!!! I hope he's not in too much pain x"
More upset about not being able to play football for 3 weeks! |
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"I have to go and sit in a&e for gawd knows how long. I think my son might have broken his big toe
Oh dear.
Was he hopping?
He kicked the floor instead of the football. He's strapped up and on crutches. I retract my earlier moan as we were only at the hospital for an hour and a half and the staff were great
Ouch!!! I hope he's not in too much pain x
More upset about not being able to play football for 3 weeks!"
My youngest broke his wrist 2 years in a row in same place. Was gutted about missing swimming!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My second moan of the day...
Why are children fascinated by poo my toddler has just decided to remove his nappy and finger paint the rug in crap!!
They should make chocolate a different colour- this would solve the problem."
True |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling very sorry for myself. I have tonsillitis & waiting for antibiotics to kick in. I've been in bed since Saturday evening & reluctantly cancelled a long planned & much looked forward to meet for tomorrow. Gutted "
Chin up bubbles, do you have gin in the house?? x |
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"I'm feeling very sorry for myself. I have tonsillitis & waiting for antibiotics to kick in. I've been in bed since Saturday evening & reluctantly cancelled a long planned & much looked forward to meet for tomorrow. Gutted
Chin up bubbles, do you have gin in the house?? x "
I do but I'm really not in the mood for drink xx Not even the lovely messages I've had have helped much xx |
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My youngest broke his wrist 2 years in a row in same place. Was gutted about missing swimming!!
Well, i hope you go somewhere else each yesr from now on "
Both times it happened at school!! Clumsy bugger |
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"I'm feeling very sorry for myself. I have tonsillitis & waiting for antibiotics to kick in. I've been in bed since Saturday evening & reluctantly cancelled a long planned & much looked forward to meet for tomorrow. Gutted "
I got mine removed in my 20's. Best thing I ever did.
Hope you feel better soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok here's my self-entered whinge!
I had a vascular op on Saturday. Bandaged from foot to thigh with bloody huge purple and black bruises going right to my groin. My surgeon also cut an exit wound in my groin that looks like a new bloody vagina - then glued it up!
It bloody hurts like hell!! Like a good mum I've waited until the kids go to my mums for tea - and now I'm having a bloody good cry because my next painkillers aren't due for hours!!
I know - I need to man up!!  |
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"Ok here's my self-entered whinge!
I had a vascular op on Saturday. Bandaged from foot to thigh with bloody huge purple and black bruises going right to my groin. My surgeon also cut an exit wound in my groin that looks like a new bloody vagina - then glued it up!
It bloody hurts like hell!! Like a good mum I've waited until the kids go to my mums for tea - and now I'm having a bloody good cry because my next painkillers aren't due for hours!!
I know - I need to man up!! "
That sounds really painful!!! I think you have every right to cry xxxx Sending huge hugs xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well after reading the above post my whinge is unjustified. ..but after being overseas for awhile and coming back to the constant rain I'm well cheesed off with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok here's my self-entered whinge!
I had a vascular op on Saturday. Bandaged from foot to thigh with bloody huge purple and black bruises going right to my groin. My surgeon also cut an exit wound in my groin that looks like a new bloody vagina - then glued it up!
It bloody hurts like hell!! Like a good mum I've waited until the kids go to my mums for tea - and now I'm having a bloody good cry because my next painkillers aren't due for hours!!
I know - I need to man up!!
That sounds really painful!!! I think you have every right to cry xxxx Sending huge hugs xxxxx"
Thanks Hun! Hugs would be good right now! Xx |
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"Ok here's my self-entered whinge!
I had a vascular op on Saturday. Bandaged from foot to thigh with bloody huge purple and black bruises going right to my groin. My surgeon also cut an exit wound in my groin that looks like a new bloody vagina - then glued it up!
It bloody hurts like hell!! Like a good mum I've waited until the kids go to my mums for tea - and now I'm having a bloody good cry because my next painkillers aren't due for hours!!
I know - I need to man up!!
That sounds really painful!!! I think you have every right to cry xxxx Sending huge hugs xxxxx
Thanks Hun! Hugs would be good right now! Xx"
They sure would xxx |
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