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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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here's mine
2 carrots walking down the road.
1 says to the other "where do you like?"
The other replies "Fuck that i'm not telling you you'll nick my washing" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here's mine
2 carrots walking down the road.
1 says to the other "where do you like?"
The other replies "Fuck that i'm not telling you you'll nick my washing""
I don't understand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And ??? 
its just random
i laughed for about 1 hour
admittedly i was pissed"
teasing bud the funniest joke I ever hear though I was hammered too was
Bloke walks in to a sweet shop ask the lady be hind the counter
" May I have a mars bar please"
To which she replies
" why of course sir , would you like a regular mars bar , a fun size mars bar or a king size mars bar ? "
He replies
" I havent got time for this my house in on fire ! "
 you had to be there , and d*unk I guess |
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