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"Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter while you're asleep. MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.   "
PMSL! they've done the same to my clothes too the little fuckers! |
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"Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter while you're asleep. MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS. "
lmao like that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The calorie content in a typical ejaculation is about 5 to 25 calories.
Just in case you need to know...   "
note to self: ditch the mince pies and suck lots of cock instead lol! |
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Now i've stopped laughing.... and it's going to be my definition of a calorie forever now ....... A calorie is ....
The measurement of energy production i.e when your fat metabolises into energy output it is measured in calories.
SO if a choccy bar has 200 cals and humping for an hour burns 200 cals you need one choc bar to fuel the hump. Sort of like putting petrol in your car. So much fuel for so many miles.
So....food is fuel. Sex is kinetic exercise and the fuel burning is counted in calories.
Gas is counted in calorific values on your bill too ...... burning gas but gas is the fuel not chocolate.
Fuck it ...someone google.
Any physicists in ?
A calorie is a unit of energy. That's all I know. Cept there's more in an ounce of sugar than an ounce of lettuce. Takes tons of sugar to fill a pillow case too but not much lettuce.
I like butter ..... that's got tons of cals....
How many humps can youhave for half a pound of butter ?
Yo mamma's so fat she can hump for a century without losing a dress size! |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
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"Now i've stopped laughing.... and it's going to be my definition of a calorie forever now ....... A calorie is ....
The measurement of energy production i.e when your fat metabolises into energy output it is measured in calories.
SO if a choccy bar has 200 cals and humping for an hour burns 200 cals you need one choc bar to fuel the hump. Sort of like putting petrol in your car. So much fuel for so many miles.
So....food is fuel. Sex is kinetic exercise and the fuel burning is counted in calories.
Gas is counted in calorific values on your bill too ...... burning gas but gas is the fuel not chocolate.
Fuck it ...someone google.
Any physicists in ?
A calorie is a unit of energy. That's all I know. Cept there's more in an ounce of sugar than an ounce of lettuce. Takes tons of sugar to fill a pillow case too but not much lettuce.
I like butter ..... that's got tons of cals....
How many humps can youhave for half a pound of butter ?
Yo mamma's so fat she can hump for a century without losing a dress size!"
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