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Ya' momma's so fat....

By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

... and similar type comments.... for a laugh.

The thought came to mind after being sent the link to a photo of a woman's snatch... my reply was "That's so hairy it looks like a guinea pig with a stab wound"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders eas starting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she's got her own post code

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

or a cat with its throat cut

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders eas starting"

I like that one

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple over a year ago

Douglas

The light bulb burns my arse when i'm on top of her

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I got on the bus last night... there was a new sign up reading - "Maximum Passengers 72 OR Ya' Momma"

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By *nothercoupleCouple over a year ago

Exeter

When the cashpoint bleeps people think she is reversing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when she fell over gravy came out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ya momma so fat no matter where she sits in the room your sitting next to her...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ya momma arse so fat,it has its own time zones

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ya' momma's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

(and this coming from a large lady :P)

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ya' momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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By *ottyhunkCouple over a year ago

Leyburn

Your mama's so fat, when she gets on the scales, it says "To be continued"

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By *ottyhunkCouple over a year ago

Leyburn

Your mama's so fat that even her shadow has stretch marks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo' Mamma's so fat when her alarm goes off people think she's backin' up.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ya mammas so fat her blood type is ragu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ya mammas so fat her blood type is ragu"

love that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she affects the tides

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she has to post her Thong around her Belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Yo mommas so old she farts dust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo mamma's so fat when she turned around we welcomed her back !

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By *ottyhunkCouple over a year ago

Leyburn

Your mama is so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo Mamma's so fat her sun tan oil kills polar bears!

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Your mama's so fat she has her own gravity well...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is so fat she could go to a fancy dress party with a white sheet over her head and go as Alaska (or at the moment most of the uk)

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By *lack_BoltMan over a year ago

oxford

Yo mama's so fat she thinks a king size pizza is a biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ya momma's so fact she has encloypedia brittania tattooted on one arse cheek and a map of the world on the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Yo momma's so fat,

when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

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