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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!"
3......2.....1..... and you back in the room.........
Look into my eyes.....Look into my eyes.....not around the eyes.....in the eyes.... |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
3......2.....1..... and you back in the room.........
Look into my eyes.....Look into my eyes.....not around the eyes.....in the eyes.... "
hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
3......2.....1..... and you back in the room.........
Look into my eyes.....Look into my eyes.....not around the eyes.....in the eyes.... "
Oh wow I wonder if little Britain is on YouTube! Miss that programme! |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
3......2.....1..... and you back in the room.........
Look into my eyes.....Look into my eyes.....not around the eyes.....in the eyes....
Oh wow I wonder if little Britain is on YouTube! Miss that programme!"
I thought it was the fast show |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No need for it! It's a tit fest on here, even though I've used filter they still message vulgarities (big word check me out!) all day long. Considering deleting my account because of it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get a good 5 or so offers a day from guys saying they want to "lick me until I cum and then go. Nothing expected in return"... Not my thing at all, but at least now I know there are women out there looking for that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!"
You should be glad to consantly received messages from women... some of us don't even how it looks like...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel for you. The amount of messages I get requesting I cut their grass or fold the laundry is ridiculous. Then when I don't reply I get a load of abuse saying I'm rude !
Have you seen the size of their lawns ? Block block block I say. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice to know others guys are in the same position, it's a nightmare! Constant tirade of fuck me really hard and go to just gobble on my gash
Fuck you"
Wondered when your turtle kneck would make an appearance. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
These women are ruining it for us genuine women. We're not all like that.
OP, anyone treating you like that isn't worth meeting anyway. There are plenty of great women who will give you more. Hold out for those.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"These women are ruining it for us genuine women. We're not all like that.
OP, anyone treating you like that isn't worth meeting anyway. There are plenty of great women who will give you more. Hold out for those.
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It's never ending all day long causing me distress |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"These women are ruining it for us genuine women. We're not all like that.
OP, anyone treating you like that isn't worth meeting anyway. There are plenty of great women who will give you more. Hold out for those.
It's never ending all day long causing me distress "
Block the ones that get through, maybe change your profile to let them know you're not a lick and go kind of guy and turn on all your filters.
You're gorgeous and if I was closer... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These women are ruining it for us genuine women. We're not all like that.
OP, anyone treating you like that isn't worth meeting anyway. There are plenty of great women who will give you more. Hold out for those.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"These women are ruining it for us genuine women. We're not all like that.
OP, anyone treating you like that isn't worth meeting anyway. There are plenty of great women who will give you more. Hold out for those.
It's never ending all day long causing me distress
Block the ones that get through, maybe change your profile to let them know you're not a lick and go kind of guy and turn on all your filters.
You're gorgeous and if I was closer..."
I did a shudder then, please don't ask me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Really? Lol send some my way "
Oh great. Another chorlian. Where you all springing up from! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You haven't found any ladies you like to meet yet ? With all those messages you seem to get... there must be one you fancy ? "
I've seen a few, can't believe I haven't met on here yet lol but they all want to do funny shit like wear gimp masks or pour beans on them in bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You haven't found any ladies you like to meet yet ? With all those messages you seem to get... there must be one you fancy ?
I've seen a few, can't believe I haven't met on here yet lol but they all want to do funny shit like wear gimp masks or pour beans on them in bed! "
I come from the same area as you and honestly in 8 months times I am on here I received maybe one weird message of a woman who wanted to pee on me... other than that... very normal messages... so I don't know why you seem to attracted all the weirdos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you expect when you have a provocative photo as your profile pic? You can't come on here flaunting yourself like that and expect to be treated with respect. It's a sex site for Pete's sake,what do you want,dinner and a nice chat about cake???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No need for it! It's a tit fest on here, even though I've used filter they still message vulgarities (big word check me out!) all day long. Considering deleting my account because of it!"
Cya! Waves bye bye |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Thank you all for your support, it's really helping. Every time my message icon lights up I dread it with fear thank you all."
I'd be worried if you dreaded it with hope.
Block everyone, seek those that interest you and send messages to them.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you all for your support, it's really helping. Every time my message icon lights up I dread it with fear thank you all.answer my question
Sorry! I keep getting messages galore from women! I changed it as I thought it would draw attention less away from me (is that a sentence lol) but it never helped I like that one better, fancy a shag "
*looks out of the window with tears forming* No god please not another one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couldn't think of anything worse.... Imo...licking is basically lubing you up
I get very little pleasure from oral, and never would cum even if you could 'lick for hours'..... 'breath through your ears'..... ' never failed to make a women cum' etc etc
Fatbird |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Thank you all for your support, it's really helping. Every time my message icon lights up I dread it with fear thank you all.answer my question
Sorry! I keep getting messages galore from women! I changed it as I thought it would draw attention less away from me (is that a sentence lol) but it never helped I like that one better, fancy a shag
*looks out of the window with tears forming* No god please not another one!"
hahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha, one sure way to get some mesaages!
Not ones of offer obviously, more like ones telling you to wake up and smell the freshly ground coffee. "
I've sent 50 messages to the OP already asking when I can be one of the women he licks & goes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahaha, one sure way to get some mesaages!
Not ones of offer obviously, more like ones telling you to wake up and smell the freshly ground coffee.
I've sent 50 messages to the OP already asking when I can be one of the women he licks & goes."
I thought I'd blocked you, that's it your getting reported. Sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha, one sure way to get some mesaages!
Not ones of offer obviously, more like ones telling you to wake up and smell the freshly ground coffee.
I've sent 50 messages to the OP already asking when I can be one of the women he licks & goes.
I thought I'd blocked you, that's it your getting reported. Sorry."
I've already reported you as a timewaster. There's only so long I can lie here with my legs in the air |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha, one sure way to get some mesaages!
Not ones of offer obviously, more like ones telling you to wake up and smell the freshly ground coffee.
I've sent 50 messages to the OP already asking when I can be one of the women he licks & goes.
I thought I'd blocked you, that's it your getting reported. Sorry.
I've already reported you as a timewaster. There's only so long I can lie here with my legs in the air "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sure there isn't a comma after the come?
yeah..the difference a comma can make "
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma cum-lick-me-and-run,
I cum you go,
I cum you go-o-o-ooh... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking? "
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Somethings got to change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change"
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol |
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"No need for it! It's a tit fest on here, even though I've used filter they still message vulgarities (big word check me out!) all day long. Considering deleting my account because of it!"
Bye then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol "
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"sure there isn't a comma after the come?
yeah..the difference a comma can make
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma cum-lick-me-and-run,
I cum you go,
I cum you go-o-o-ooh..."
Haaaa just sung that in my head, very clever what you did there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much."
I think you are having us all on mate, lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much.
I think you are having us all on mate, lol "
No I'm not kidding if I could screenshot all the messages you'd be shocked! It's discusting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much.
I think you are having us all on mate, lol
No I'm not kidding if I could screenshot all the messages you'd be shocked! It's discusting."
probably somebody winding you up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much.
I think you are having us all on mate, lol "
my thoughts exactly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much.
I think you are having us all on mate, lol
No I'm not kidding if I could screenshot all the messages you'd be shocked! It's discusting."
I meant, having us on about being disgusted, get out of here you cheeky git, lol |
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unfortunately this thread has become pointless as it would appear many have missed the 'tongue in cheek' tone of the OP, and if they too are speaking 'tongue in cheek' it's hard to pick up on by text |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the women do when they look at my pics is rub there eyes and say " what on earth? ".
BTW this isn't a ploy to get you looking at my profile, my pics are all private ones, to see them you have to offer to come around, suck me off, then p-off, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a genuine a post, there's no tongue (save your breathe ladies) or cheek in it at all "
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, I advise you take them up on there offers, gives you something to do, lol |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"sure there isn't a comma after the come?
yeah..the difference a comma can make
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma cum-lick-me-and-run,
I cum you go,
I cum you go-o-o-ooh..."
hahahahaha made me chuckle loudly..very, very good |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much."
yes, but now you'll get all the ones that get off on denial OP..so choose your fate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much.
yes, but now you'll get all the ones that get off on denial OP..so choose your fate "
I'm sweating thinking about it! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Did they specify where they want licking?
They've been very specific, they want circular motions and dipping in and out really fast. They are being descriptive, just in talks with admin about filters. Something's got to change
I bet a lot of blokes look at the OP and think, WTVF is going on with this git, he don't know how lucky he is, lol
That's just it, at first I was like.. what this great but as times gone on its just out of hand. I don't want to read about how someone is rubbing their tits at my pics or flicking their bean whilst messaging me. It's to much.
yes, but now you'll get all the ones that get off on denial OP..so choose your fate
I'm sweating thinking about it!"
youre pheremones are being released into the ether..dont you know women can smell fear ? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bet this is a ploy, subtrafuge - he's likely got secret bidders for his Fab name. Sell it off for big cash to some wanker, maybe a consortium of wankers.
Very inventive.
Sex sells! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet this is a ploy, subtrafuge - he's likely got secret bidders for his Fab name. Sell it off for big cash to some wanker, maybe a consortium of wankers.
Very inventive.
Sex sells!"
Very bright indeed! Would you like to buy my username?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very bright indeed! Would you like to buy my username?!"
Ha! no way, next week I'm out of here, off to West Cork - Gozo - Florence - then parts unknown. Brings me to next Spring or so.
CU Later Alligator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are trying to even the odds against the men that ask for a blow and go. Friday and Saturday night that seems to be the only status men know how to write on my local news feed "
That sucks |
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"They are trying to even the odds against the men that ask for a blow and go. Friday and Saturday night that seems to be the only status men know how to write on my local news feed
That sucks"
Given they way they moan the next day that it didn't happen I guess it really doesn't haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!" Well I cannot understand your mentality If she says lick and go then do what she says if you are not prepared to do what she wants then don't contact her!!! She says what she wants if you don't like it DON'T contact her you are the selfish one think about it and you will agree what I have said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you have a phobia of vaginas? I can help you with that and then you will have no need to decline all your tantalising offers. You don't actually have to breathe through your ears. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very bright indeed! Would you like to buy my username?!
Ha! no way, next week I'm out of here, off to West Cork - Gozo - Florence - then parts unknown. Brings me to next Spring or so.
CU Later Alligator "
WTF. my life is rubbish. I want to do that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very bright indeed! Would you like to buy my username?!
Ha! no way, next week I'm out of here, off to West Cork - Gozo - Florence - then parts unknown. Brings me to next Spring or so.
CU Later Alligator
WTF. my life is rubbish. I want to do that! "
You are young - maybe you will do similar. It's not about money, although money helps. Attitude and desire has more value for such pursuits.
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By *azorRMan
over a year ago
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"Really? You know what if I had those messages from ladies local to me I'd lap it up (literally, in every sense of the word! ) - genuinely!
Very happy for a lick and go but unlike the OP I'm not getting inundated with requests from the ladies! Ah well ... C'est la vie - life is unfair at times!!
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Same here! Love oral, and would love to lick and go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!
Really? Lol send some my way
Oh great. Another chorlian. Where you all springing up from! "
Lol I've been here longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I constantly get messages from women saying come lick me and go! No I won't!"
Are any of them verified accounts? I'd guess it was someone winding you up too... |
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