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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

and we slink into part 3....

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while

nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and we slink into part 3.... "

I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!)

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon

Before you know it we will be on the morning one lol.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Thanks. I have saved the links and will have a read of them

please do comment or come and tell me if you liked them colshy..id like to hear feedback xx

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon


"Thanks. I have saved the links and will have a read of them

please do comment or come and tell me if you liked them colshy..id like to hear feedback xx"

I will do. X

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can't sleep grrrr"

aww bless whats racing that head of yours bladey??xx

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Suzy....

Just the date sweet or rather yesterday's

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work "

hi bigrotti..you ok? x

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon


"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work "

I feel for you. I used to work Sunday's, hated it.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"and we slink into part 3....

I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!)"

shimmy could be a slink or a dance...

nurses outfit..is that your fav?...

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while

nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x"

we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple  over a year ago

North West

What's going on in here then?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Thanks. I have saved the links and will have a read of them

please do comment or come and tell me if you liked them colshy..id like to hear feedback xx

I will do. X"

thankyou id appreciate that, and yes, im sure someone will come and post a morning one very soon x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy....

Just the date sweet or rather yesterday's "

i wondered it you were getting through it ok..big hugs sweet ..much love xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work

hi bigrotti..you ok? x"

m

Hi Hun yes I'm fine fab is passing the night away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and we slink into part 3....

I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!)

shimmy could be a slink or a dance...

nurses outfit..is that your fav?... "

I put it on to tend to Ms Hot's headache earlier and couldn't be bothered to get changed again.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while

nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that! "

well nice to go on adventures even if its to be thankful you dont live at the place youve been too...make me feel kind of happy in a weird way

some places are swarming at this time of year..lots of people all hot and bothered , trying to have a good time..err not for me..

after mr michael fish i dont trust weather men..or women..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's going on in here then?"

Hallo, kinksters.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Suzy....

Just the date sweet or rather yesterday's

i wondered it you were getting through it ok..big hugs sweet ..much love xx "

Thanks sweet. Better than i ever have before but still peaks and troffs. Can't expect anything else. Xxx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?"

hi hornykinksters...err seems like the night has just passed so quick, just gassbagging and enjoying the company x

how are you? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all. How are you all?

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon


"What's going on in here then?"

Hi kinksters. Not much to report at the moment lol. How are you?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work

hi bigrotti..you ok? xm

Hi Hun yes I'm fine fab is passing the night away "

soon be dawn xx

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while

nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that!

well nice to go on adventures even if its to be thankful you dont live at the place youve been too...make me feel kind of happy in a weird way

some places are swarming at this time of year..lots of people all hot and bothered , trying to have a good time..err not for me..

after mr michael fish i dont trust weather men..or women.. "

Exactly that! Well I suppose I should try and get back to sleep as I've got an 11 year old to entertain tomorrow!! Night all, have a good day and hope to be back tonight xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"and we slink into part 3....

I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!)

shimmy could be a slink or a dance...

nurses outfit..is that your fav?...

I put it on to tend to Ms Hot's headache earlier and couldn't be bothered to get changed again."

hehehe..at clubs im like that get dressed up, get in hot tub, spend rest of the night running round almost nekkid cos im too damn lazy to get dressed again

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?"

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy....

Just the date sweet or rather yesterday's

i wondered it you were getting through it ok..big hugs sweet ..much love xx

Thanks sweet. Better than i ever have before but still peaks and troffs. Can't expect anything else. Xxx "

no, be gentle with you xxx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all. How are you all?"

hi john you just slipped in before dawn, welcome to nocturnal are you having a good weekend? x

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. How are you all?"

Evening

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while

nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that!

well nice to go on adventures even if its to be thankful you dont live at the place youve been too...make me feel kind of happy in a weird way

some places are swarming at this time of year..lots of people all hot and bothered , trying to have a good time..err not for me..

after mr michael fish i dont trust weather men..or women..

Exactly that! Well I suppose I should try and get back to sleep as I've got an 11 year old to entertain tomorrow!! Night all, have a good day and hope to be back tonight xx"

sleep well honey have a good day no matter what you do..try and relax and see you tonight xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me "

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me "

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon


"Evening all. How are you all?"

Evening. I'm good mate. You?

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself "

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again! "

hi _moothies...it was a bit of a food fight..there was no mud for wrestling otherwise things may have got 'filthy'

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck "

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again! "

It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!

It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean "

dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day

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By *rGuyMan  over a year ago

Croydon


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again! "

The sun hasn't come up yet so there is still plenty of time left

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest "

See what i ment smooth

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!

It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean

dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day "

Buzzz buz buzzzz buz

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth "

if they only knew

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!

It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean

dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day

Buzzz buz buzzzz buz "

seeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Ohhh the new terminators on show box. Result

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ohhh the new terminators on show box. Result "

mumbles something incoherent

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!

It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean

dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day

Buzzz buz buzzzz buz

seeeeeeeeeeeeee "

You no i only do it because i loves ya

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth "

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile. "

Thank fuck for that

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile. "

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless alll day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble "

At least there's some nice people on here

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here "

the second word is off mr tormentor

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless alll day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well "

No idea what you could mean mwhahaha

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple  over a year ago

North West

Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here "

I can't promise not to bite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well "

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor"

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush.. "

Vanilla and prudish and still up at this hour! Lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush.. "

hehe you minx ..love it x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite "

yay!!

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush.. "

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact! "

ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite "

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx"

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact! "

I'm going to have words with the boss about you when he gets back. Some mate you are. Huh

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!

ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt "

Nooooooo

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe "

not a hope in hell

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour "

Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple  over a year ago

North West


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe "

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!

ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt

Nooooooo "

yessssss

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl "

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour

Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again "

hahahahahaha

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!

ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt

Nooooooo

yessssss "

Seconded

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow."

not a great sunday huh?

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

not a hope in hell "

Spoil sport

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers "

what reputation??

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour

Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again

hahahahahaha "

It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!

ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt

Nooooooo

yessssss

Seconded "

there is some justice in the world x

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By *ack LondonMan  over a year ago

London

Good morning all. Woke up thirsty and slightly horny....

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow."

Pmsl it would be funny as fuck untill the police knocked at my door.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

not a hope in hell

Spoil sport "

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh? "

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

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By *omeonotperfectbutitryMan  over a year ago

Slough

Am I too late to check in x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.

oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well

Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!

I'm going to have words with the boss about you when he gets back. Some mate you are. Huh "

There are some dangers I just daren't face - I'm not risking the wrath of Suzy the Warrior Princess!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour

Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again

hahahahahaha

It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises! "

what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi all

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Am I too late to check in x "

Never...... It's checking outs the problem

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good morning all. Woke up thirsty and slightly horny...."

hi jack...happy sunday x

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation?? "

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity "

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour

Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again

hahahahahaha

It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!

what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something... "

Lol no idea but if so probably better than pissing on me! He was suitably chastised and promised never to do it again

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Am I too late to check in x "

hi romeo welcome to nocturnal we havent clocked off so no you are not too late..how are you? x

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity "

Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi all"

hi hot1971..great vintage 1971's.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation??

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose "

just the one????

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again?? "

Disgraced hubby would be too easy. How about:

5 points for a shirt

10 points for boxers

50 points for a posing pouch

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation??

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose

just the one???? "

More a veriablle speed hehehe

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour

Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again

hahahahahaha

It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!

what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something...

Lol no idea but if so probably better than pissing on me! He was suitably chastised and promised never to do it again "

thats true , i hope you did and i hope hes keeps his promise..vampire tendencies ..worrying you checked his fridge??

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women "

*Pushes an orange in his mouth to stop him complaining

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again?? "

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women "

oi no swearing

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

I can't promise not to bite

I can't promise not to like it or return the favour

Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again

hahahahahaha

It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!

what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something...

Lol no idea but if so probably better than pissing on me! He was suitably chastised and promised never to do it again

thats true , i hope you did and i hope hes keeps his promise..vampire tendencies ..worrying you checked his fridge?? "

No only been to his house once..... I'll do it next time

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation??

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose

just the one????

More a veriablle speed hehehe"

right thats it..ive had enough

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women

*Pushes an orange in his mouth to stop him complaining "

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women

oi no swearing "

The 2nd word off

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you."

You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you."

i didnt swear at the men...it was him!

and if you dont.. i may make twice as many and i bet that arent as nice and light and fluffy as yours..never know what i may put in them...mwahahaha

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation??

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose

just the one????

More a veriablle speed hehehe

right thats it..ive had enough "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi Suzy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.

You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode! "

I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out.

Just trying to make her blush..

Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe

If only I could give her mobile out....

It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.

not a great sunday huh?

Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women

oi no swearing

The 2nd word off "

it was open to being 'push' or 'blast' or even 'get' i didnt swear...theres no evidence to suggest that..purely conjecture

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation??

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose

just the one????

More a veriablle speed hehehe

right thats it..ive had enough

"

CREEP

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi Suzy "

hi sweet, ive been tormented all day and night what do you suggest ? xx

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.

You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!

I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche. "

Only bladey got bitten and it was consensual

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.

You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!

I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche. "

writing erotica was my therapy today..whats yours going to be?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

here for the insomniac club

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Hi Suzy

hi sweet, ive been tormented all day and night what do you suggest ? xx "

Just first word him

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation??

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose

just the one????

More a veriablle speed hehehe

right thats it..ive had enough

CREEP "

Awch

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What's going on in here then?

Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me

i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself

I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck

hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest

See what i ment smooth

Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey

*licks lips and fancies a nibble

At least there's some nice people on here

the second word is off mr tormentor

Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx

im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl

I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers

what reputation??

Hmmmm you have a point I suppose

just the one????

More a veriablle speed hehehe

right thats it..ive had enough

CREEP "

(ROFL)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.

You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!

I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche.

writing erotica was my therapy today..whats yours going to be? "

Reading it!

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be "

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Hi Suzy

hi sweet, ive been tormented all day and night what do you suggest ? xx "

More of the same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"here for the insomniac club "

Best wear body armour - it's getting scary!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"here for the insomniac club "

hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity

sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??

Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.

You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!

I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche.

writing erotica was my therapy today..whats yours going to be?

Reading it! "

so glad its a cure all

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol"

You've not lived

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol"

mmmmmmmmm

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi Suzy

hi sweet, ive been tormented all day and night what do you suggest ? xx

More of the same "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm "

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

You've not lived "

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm "

Ok who bit me

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"here for the insomniac club

hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx "

*hands davey an exploding rock cake.

You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort."

i really dont think theres gonna be a whole lot of comforting going on being honest...a week of being wound up...i think he should be praying quite honestly

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort."

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me "

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"here for the insomniac club

hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx

*hands davey an exploding rock cake.

You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target "

yes to the points thing i read it, but didnt get to respond..GO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,

in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.

and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.

saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!

feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out "

is your name Houdini ????

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"here for the insomniac club

hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx

*hands davey an exploding rock cake.

You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target

yes to the points thing i read it, but didnt get to respond..GO!!!!"

Batman boxers *snigger

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up "

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out "

Well, that's me told good and proper.

You could have been a little more diplomatic!

G'night all. See you next time.

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,

in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.

and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.

saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!

feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk. "

Have a glass of water or two

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up "

But but but ye ok

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out

Well, that's me told good and proper.

You could have been a little more diplomatic!

G'night all. See you next time."

Whoops night

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,

in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.

and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.

saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!

feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk. "

hello gorgeous girl xxx

sorry about the kitty love but im glad the end to your saturday was an awesome one..big hugs to you..and so much love ..always here and glad you had a few bevvies..some sleep be gentle with you, and sunday will be an awesome day too xxxx

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok "

Kiss me like you mean it!

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out

Well, that's me told good and proper.

You could have been a little more diplomatic!

G'night all. See you next time."

Get out of it i was messing

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out

Well, that's me told good and proper.

You could have been a little more diplomatic!

G'night all. See you next time."

hes not known for his subtlety

happy.. dont let him chase you away..hes a meanie...but if you are going to sleep, thankyou for your help tonight i appreciate you muchly xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"here for the insomniac club

hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx

*hands davey an exploding rock cake.

You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target

yes to the points thing i read it, but didnt get to respond..GO!!!!

Batman boxers *snigger"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,

in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.

and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.

saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!

feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk.

Have a glass of water or two "

had 3 pints, 2 paracetamol and 2 ibruphen.

daughter likely to be awake in an hour, mother will be here after her night shift ends at 7.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it! "

xxxxxxxx

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it! "

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out

Well, that's me told good and proper.

You could have been a little more diplomatic!

G'night all. See you next time.

Get out of it i was messing "

sometimes you push too far xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse "

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse "

Too late Suzy beat you

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,

in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.

and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.

saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!

feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk.

Have a glass of water or two

had 3 pints, 2 paracetamol and 2 ibruphen.

daughter likely to be awake in an hour, mother will be here after her night shift ends at 7."

glad shes coming over for you..xxx

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy "

OMG were too in tune tonight

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

[Removed by poster at 23/08/15 05:07:17]

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

Too late Suzy beat you "

no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.

Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out

Well, that's me told good and proper.

You could have been a little more diplomatic!

G'night all. See you next time.

Get out of it i was messing

sometimes you push too far xx"

I was joking

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight "

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

Too late Suzy beat you

no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx "

Confused. Com

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

Too late Suzy beat you

no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx

Confused. Com "

i got in with the XXXXXXXX first not bladey he said it afterwards..thats why i told him to move over...

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again "

Lol you obviously haven't read our profile

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

Too late Suzy beat you

no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx

Confused. Com

i got in with the XXXXXXXX first not bladey he said it afterwards..thats why i told him to move over... "

Think I need sleep lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again

Lol you obviously haven't read our profile

"

hey you pulled babes xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

Too late Suzy beat you

no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx

Confused. Com

i got in with the XXXXXXXX first not bladey he said it afterwards..thats why i told him to move over...

Think I need sleep lol"

hahaha

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again

Lol you obviously haven't read our profile

hey you pulled babes xx "

Men are just far too irresistible but a fab female friend to torment them work makes it much more fun

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again

Lol you obviously haven't read our profile

"

I've a novel to read brb

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again

Lol you obviously haven't read our profile

hey you pulled babes xx

Men are just far too irresistible but a fab female friend to torment them work makes it much more fun "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again

Lol you obviously haven't read our profile

I've a novel to read brb "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

  

By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be

Awwww Is it time for make up sex?

Never had threesome make up sex lol

mmmmmmmmm

Ok who bit me

It was only a starter nibble

Man up

But but but ye ok

Kiss me like you mean it!

Now thare an offer i can't refuse

hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy

OMG were too in tune tonight

Story of my bloody life. Blown out again

Lol you obviously haven't read our profile

hey you pulled babes xx

Men are just far too irresistible but a fab female friend to torment them work makes it much more fun "

that was awesome xx

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