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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you let her?
The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.
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yes I did because I thought. I must have bushy ears and eyebrows or she would not of said it. In fact she took longer trimming them then she did my hair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"on a Saturday? No no no, you get OAP discount if you go during the week  "
you do on a Saturday I was looking at the prices and if she had charged me OAP rates I reckon I would of cried. It's the first time I have been happy to pay more lol |
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"Did you let her?
The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.
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I wish someone had warned me of this before. I actually let out a little yelp the first time they set fire to my furry ears.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When we where on holiday I asked the price of some tickets and she told ME the oap prices "
when I was out with my lad the doorman asked my lad for ID , I said do you want mine too ? He said. Nah I would ask for your bus pass. |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Soon you'll be going for eyebrow cuts and she'll be asking you "would you like me to trim your hair too sir "
 haha yeah "
Yip, your once a year become once a month! The next sign you're on the old age road, Mr Grey, down there, looking back at you screaming "You've got an old man's cock!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jay has bright orange hair sprouting from his ears, no wonder he's going deaf  aww I bet it looks lovely in the right light xat least it may ches his pubes ( he's going to kill me if he reads this) "
haha he definitely would x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Even when the little Egyptian guy was trying to get me to have this threading done. And I was saying no. He said. You must. You are a monkey boy. I nearly threw the cheeky bastud in the pool |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
Kark |
"Even when the little Egyptian guy was trying to get me to have this threading done. And I was saying no. He said. You must. You are a monkey boy. I nearly threw the cheeky bastud in the pool "
LOL, that's classic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At least you have hair ....  "
yes but in all the wrong places. If I could swap my ear eyebrow and nasel hair for a fringe I would be as happy as Larry |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir " "
anyway remington do some "products" to deal with that issue... apparently... i wouldn't know...i am only on phase 1 of being old... the river island/ debenhams shopping changes... |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
I went to have my eyebrows threaded and was mortified when she asked if I wanted my upper lip doing as well
I kept a bag on my head until I got home and checked out the 3 blonde hairs that you can see with a magnifying mirror if the sun is in the right direction....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went to have my eyebrows threaded and was mortified when she asked if I wanted my upper lip doing as well
I kept a bag on my head until I got home and checked out the 3 blonde hairs that you can see with a magnifying mirror if the sun is in the right direction.... "
haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir " "
Welcome to my world.......
Just got back from the turkish barber. Smooth as silk now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you let her?
The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.
I shit myself the first time a barber did that to me!"
if she had set mine alight it would of been like a Australian bush fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "
Oh dear. Still you're not bad for an old bloke.  Awww Thankyou I knew there was some nice people on fab that would cheer me up. These lot just took the piss in my hour of darkness "
She called you old. How do you get rid of your butt hole hairs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "
Oh dear. Still you're not bad for an old bloke. Awww Thankyou I knew there was some nice people on fab that would cheer me up. These lot just took the piss in my hour of darkness
She called you old. How do you get rid of your butt hole hairs? "
oh yeah !! Cheeky minx |
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