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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Close the thread as quick as possible, any random shite , we did it in 47 minutes last time 3.....2......1

Tarantula's

started at 8:37

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Socks. ...oh yeah

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

How luck

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Should be good luck

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

I'm watching doctor who!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

onion marmalade

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Can we post more than once? Coz I chat bollocks for England! Lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"onion marmalade"

I had some one a cheese scone last week it was anazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Diamondsmiles bent her flaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so blue , I'm greener than purple

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we post more than once? Coz I chat bollocks for England! Lol"
hell yeah close it fast as possible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pokémon balloons on toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curry, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider and bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, this isn't a random thread

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

I'm still watching doctor who!

Matt smith is a legend..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Close as in get it shut by mods for inappropriate bobbins, or hit our 175 posts limit via trivial shit?

If the former, who wants to pay me £500 for a guaranteed shag?

If the latter ... Who remembers Mojo chews, 4 for 1p?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wombles!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Curry, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider and bed "

Sounds like my perfect date!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Diamondsmiles bent her flaps

Yeah she did

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Curry, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider and bed "
clean pants needed

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

knickers knackers knockers

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I sooooo want to do it straight away when I see these threads

But I shall sit on my hands. Lalalalala

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chica the China with the Chinese chicken

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can we post more than once? Coz I chat bollocks for England! Lolhell yeah close it fast as possible"
englands batters were crap this afternoon

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Ooh I carried a 7 foot snake home from work today, Got some odd looks.. And a giant cardboard darth vader haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got an itchy arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't keep up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got an itchy arse"

Snog then fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Started at 20:37 not 08:37

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So fast, how do they do that?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

I might make a cuppa tea....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yipeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

its going well keep going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vampires are sexy, mummy's are nit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got an itchy arse

Snog then fuck

Scratch then snog then fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww yeah, check out those moves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might make a cuppa tea...."

Two sugars for me please !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might make a cuppa tea...."
2 sugars please xx

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By *eovilcouple76Couple over a year ago

yeovil

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee one sugar hardly any milk ta

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"I might make a cuppa tea....

Two sugars for me please !!!"

Biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a filling today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kenco coffee of course

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

How to be popular on fab.. Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can fly higher than an eagle.... Or at least I would if I could only miss the ground

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When did wheatberries become a thing? I like them but I can't say I'd heard of them before 2013.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might make a cuppa tea....

Two sugars for me please !!!

Biscuit?"

Only if it is soggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tuna or bacon & egg

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"When did wheatberries become a thing? I like them but I can't say I'd heard of them before 2013.

I have no idea what they are??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weetabix is overpriced

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Valar magulis Valar Doheris

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Vampires are sexy, mummy's are nit"

Mummies have nits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might make a cuppa tea...."

Ooh, I'll make it for you and bring it around wearing nothing but a chef's apron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why can't I get meets ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tuna or bacon & egg

Tuna and bacon, hold the egg

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Ive just had to book a cab because the fucking bus timetable website is down! Grrr..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Homer Simpson is the ultimate lover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Weetabix is overpriced"

So is bottled tap water

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Bored.

No, not bored, but don't know the right word. I don't know what I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I snubbed my toe and hopped about with a glass of wine and didn't spill a drop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why can't I get meets ?

Is it cos you is ugly?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

Atrocious play

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By *asycouple1971Couple over a year ago

midlands

My shit stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bored.

No, not bored, but don't know the right word. I don't know what I am."
sexy

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

Just shaved my legs for no reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel the need, the need for speedy thread closing posts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stubbed bloody predictive text

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's my wasted bandwidths

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When did wheatberries become a thing? I like them but I can't say I'd heard of them before 2013.

I have no idea what they are??"

"A wheat berry or wheatberry is an entire wheat kernel (except for the hull), composed of the bran, germ, and endosperm."

I eat them a lot these days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I snubbed my toe and hopped about with a glass of wine and didn't spill a drop

You must be part Yorkshire

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Bored.

No, not bored, but don't know the right word. I don't know what I am.

sexy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I snubbed my toe and hopped about with a glass of wine and didn't spill a drop

Now that talent I want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taught-us

Tortoyce,,,,

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By *rs TootyWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Aye, ok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just shaved my legs for no reason

Mmm, lovely legs, reminds me, I have to shave

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I snubbed my toe and hopped about with a glass of wine and didn't spill a drop

Now that talent I want

"
dad dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Birmingham City are 1-0 up at half time against Derby. It's on Sky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

on course to smash the fuck out of it

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Tick tock..

How are we doing???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why can't I get meets ?

Is it cos you is ugly?"
that's true but I have a cock

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"When did wheatberries become a thing? I like them but I can't say I'd heard of them before 2013.

I have no idea what they are??

"A wheat berry or wheatberry is an entire wheat kernel (except for the hull), composed of the bran, germ, and endosperm."

I eat them a lot these days."

She said sperm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why can't I get meets ?

Is it cos you is ugly? that's true but I have a cock

Send 40 pictures of it immediately

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bored.

No, not bored, but don't know the right word. I don't know what I am."

Ennui? Bored sounds better in French.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just shaved my legs for no reason

Mmm, lovely legs, reminds me, I have to shave"

Ive not shaved since my last meet 3 weeks ago and feel like a rebel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tick tock..

How are we doing???"

Splendidly

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Taught-us

Tortoyce,,,,

Tortoyce but only because that's how eddie says it in bottom live 2

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Katie price in therapy at 9 on channel 5!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider"

Cider makes one vomit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"on course to smash the fuck out of it

But in the words of Richard Keys "Did you smash it"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tick tock..

How are we doing???"
awesome,only 11 minutes in and doing fab keep going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I snubbed my toe and hopped about with a glass of wine and didn't spill a drop

Now that talent I want

dad dancing

Awesome, you could get on Britain's got talent... Now those dads could dance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why can't I get meets ?

Is it cos you is ugly? that's true but I have a cock

Send 40 pictures of it immediately"
wait it's cold and it's not looking well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is an occasional table the rest of the time

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Stubbed bloody predictive text"

I thought it was better when you were turning your nose up at your own toe.

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By *allyandJonCouple over a year ago

manchester

Anyone know tomorrow's lottery numbers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Esther Rantzen can eat an apple through a letterbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

Cider makes one vomit"

Erm...snog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider"

I'm drinking cider right now. No ice though. I'm neither a girl or a Londoner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"on course to smash the fuck out of it

But in the words of Richard Keys "Did you smash it"?"

Depends on what's being smashed... Dadum tshh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Katie price in therapy at 9 on channel 5!"
in a sound proof box would be much better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone know tomorrow's lottery numbers?"

I do but it will cost you

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Taught-us

Tortoyce,,,,

Tort-us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it Saturday yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

Cider makes one vomit

Erm...snog?

Wouldn't be the first time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbed bloody predictive text

I thought it was better when you were turning your nose up at your own toe.

Haha less painful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it Saturday yet?

is in Australia!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When did wheatberries become a thing? I like them but I can't say I'd heard of them before 2013.

I have no idea what they are??

"A wheat berry or wheatberry is an entire wheat kernel (except for the hull), composed of the bran, germ, and endosperm."

I eat them a lot these days.

She said sperm "

It's the only sort I eat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone know tomorrow's lottery numbers?"

If I did, I'd be broke by Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it Saturday yet?

Saturdays got cut by the government, people were having too much fun

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"why can't I get meets ?

Is it cos you is ugly? that's true but I have a cock

Send 40 pictures of it immediately wait it's cold and it's not looking well

"
kiss to warm it up

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Katie price in therapy at 9 on channel 5!"

Note to self: avoid channel 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When did wheatberries become a thing? I like them but I can't say I'd heard of them before 2013.

I have no idea what they are??

"A wheat berry or wheatberry is an entire wheat kernel (except for the hull), composed of the bran, germ, and endosperm."

I eat them a lot these days.

She said sperm

It's the only sort I eat.

Full of protein

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love Friday nights.. No work for 2 days

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Anyone fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's son

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why can't I get meets ?

Is it cos you is ugly? that's true but I have a cock

Send 40 pictures of it immediately wait it's cold and it's not looking well

kiss to warm it up

It's been up since the last time you kissed it

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Bored.

No, not bored, but don't know the right word. I don't know what I am.

Ennui? Bored sounds better in French.

No, not bored. I have plenty to do. Too much to do.

More insufficiently stimulated, perhaps. And I don't mean sexually, or not just sexually. I'm lacking beauty around me, touch, physical stimulation as well as sex.

I've nothing inspiring me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider"

I have cider in the fridge. I have a lot of alcohol in the house for someone who never drinks alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not long to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Katie price in therapy at 9 on channel 5!

Note to self: avoid channel 5"

Note to self, replace Katie's implants with landmines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

Oh go on then !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

No, prefer to talk via messages for about 3 years first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

"
go on the yer sweet talking minx

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is an occasional table the rest of the time"

A trip hazard or obstacle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then even

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

I'm drinking cider right now. No ice though. I'm neither a girl or a Londoner."

Cider makes my teeth hurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it Saturday yet?

Saturdays got cut by the government, people were having too much fun"

no bloody way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bored of this niw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

I'm drinking cider right now. No ice though. I'm neither a girl or a Londoner.

Cider makes my teeth hurt

Try opening the can first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

I'm drinking cider right now. No ice though. I'm neither a girl or a Londoner.

Cider makes my teeth hurt

"
cider makes my head Hurt

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

No, prefer to talk via messages for about 3 years first"

Only 3?? What's the rush?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

Cider makes one vomit"

It's been a very, very long time since I was sick from too much alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are we nearly there yet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

I do but you don't have quite the right equipment for my needs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

No, prefer to talk via messages for about 3 years first

Only 3?? What's the rush?

Can't help being a pushy git

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on the red wine just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee any one ? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we nearly there yet?"

First one to see the sea gets a shilling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stepped on a corn flake and worried I am now a cereal killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is taking longer than it should, your all not doing it right

hehe

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee any one ? X"
yes please if you serve it dressed as your avatar

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you looking to break the last record on exceptionally high numbers of posts too?

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I stepped on a corn flake and worried I am now a cereal killer"

Bum tish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bored.

No, not bored, but don't know the right word. I don't know what I am.

Ennui? Bored sounds better in French.

No, not bored. I have plenty to do. Too much to do.

More insufficiently stimulated, perhaps. And I don't mean sexually, or not just sexually. I'm lacking beauty around me, touch, physical stimulation as well as sex.

I've nothing inspiring me."

I can empathise with that. I'm laid in bed with the lights off and no music because I don't see the point for any input really right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee any one ? X"

Irish please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me."
not long now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stepped on a corn flake and worried I am now a cereal killer"

(

) actually choked on that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah why. Not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carlsberg is not the best lager in the world

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me."

Do it on 174?? Hahahha...

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

I do but you don't have quite the right equipment for my needs.

I do too but my house is a disaster and I've no energy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bored now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My middle name is 'space', pronounce ' '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

Cider makes one vomit

It's been a very, very long time since I was sick from too much alcohol."

Me too but reckon I'll be sick Sunday in the wedding. Haven't actually been pissed since my mad dog days when I was 15!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuckwomble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carlsberg is not the best lager in the world "

Stella or Carling for me

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

Ooooooh Greg rusedski

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you looking to break the last record on exceptionally high numbers of posts too?

"
i still don't know how they did it

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me.

Do it on 174?? Hahahha... "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin and tonic anyone? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me.

Do it on 174?? Hahahha... "
pmsl

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

"Are you looking to break the last record on exceptionally high numbers of posts too?

i still don't know how they did it

Prodigious use of the back button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doh, typo...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

I'm drinking cider right now. No ice though. I'm neither a girl or a Londoner.

Cider makes my teeth hurt

cider makes my head Hurt"

Cider makes me angry, you don't want to see me angry.... I turn into a bag of mangoes

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

Stop

Carry on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gin and tonic anyone? ?"

Nope (insert vomit smiley)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me.

Do it on 174?? Hahahha...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bored.

No, not bored, but don't know the right word. I don't know what I am.

Ennui? Bored sounds better in French.

No, not bored. I have plenty to do. Too much to do.

More insufficiently stimulated, perhaps. And I don't mean sexually, or not just sexually. I'm lacking beauty around me, touch, physical stimulation as well as sex.

I've nothing inspiring me.

I can empathise with that. I'm laid in bed with the lights off and no music because I don't see the point for any input really right now"

More minor Weltschmerz then?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Anyone fancy a fuck?

I do but you don't have quite the right equipment for my needs.

I do too but my house is a disaster and I've no energy."

I'm making do with a snoring star fishing 4 year old and you lot for company!

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me."
go on, bored now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin.. I.like tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will stick to Carlsberg , I like it again now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee any one ? Xyes please if you serve it dressed as your avatar

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I win

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Gin and tonic anyone? ?"

Smell of gin makes me wanna barf..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More tea, vicar??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Gin and tonic anyone? ?"

Ooh that was quick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cider.

I'm wondering if I should go out and get cider

Cider makes one vomit

It's been a very, very long time since I was sick from too much alcohol.

Me too but reckon I'll be sick Sunday in the wedding. Haven't actually been pissed since my mad dog days when I was 15!"

Sounds like fun, enjoy

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can I close it yet?

Go on. Please. Let me.

Do it on 174?? Hahahha...

Let it get to 174 and start deleting posts to keep it there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boobs

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

any yet im still going....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are you looking to break the last record on exceptionally high numbers of posts too?

i still don't know how they did it

Prodigious use of the back button "

You're not supposed to TELL people how to do it! You've broken a silent rule.

Jez, ban her please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And it's done!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are you looking to break the last record on exceptionally high numbers of posts too?

i still don't know how they did it

Prodigious use of the back button "

You're not supposed to TELL people how to do it! You've broken a silent rule.

Jez, ban her please.

We're still going then?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who said we're done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we still playing??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Jeez you lot must be bored.

You need to go and start counting silhouettes or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm definitely getting fed up with this now

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm waiting for the hard lock down. It may happen if I step away from the keyboard to get an ice lolly.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

AliMark is the 21 minutes the time to 175 or are we still going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when does the hard lock down happen then?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is the hard lock down at 200 posts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

obviously not ...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Dum de dum de doooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can I post the last post please? Then I can complain that I'm a thread killer

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Can I do it now then??

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Anyone for a lolly? I have a variety.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

noooooo not yet

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Magnum pink please lickety..,

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Jez is your woman for the hard lock down. She's well hard.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't have Magnums. I can offer you a raspberry sorbet lolly or a berry frozen yoghurt lolly though. They're both pink.

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