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Whats the most cringe worthy moment you have had? | |||
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"Or you could of told a white lie " Where's your sense of humour gone Tosh? Is it under your towel ? | |||
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though. | |||
"Or you could of told a white lie Where's your sense of humour gone Tosh? Is it under your towel ? " well it does make em laugh I will give yer that  | |||
"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though."Sorry about that | |||
"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that"In your dreams  | |||
"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that
In your dreams "thought it was me till the VWE bit | |||
"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that
In your dreams thought it was me till the VWE bit "Yeah, he was also cute.  | |||
"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that
In your dreams thought it waps me till the VWE bit
Yeah, he was also cute. "nah it's. Not me | |||
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"I once went to a swingers club and couldn't get my old boy to cum! " Well the older you get...how old was he? | |||
"I once went to a swingers club and couldn't get my old boy to cum! Well the older you get...how old was he?" Lol, I suffer from "stage fright" and find it difficult to cum in public hope to overcum my problem soon  | |||
A few weeks ago I spent the night with my fwb at his parents' house... he & I drank a fair bit of vodka and brandy, stupidly enough I drank loads on an empty stomach. So, we go to bed, get naked, he has a condom on... I pushed him off and threw up in my hand, and ran to the bathroom. He ended up having to clean my vomit off the bathroom floor, then he had to run me a shower, help me wash and dress me for bed. I woke up the next morning to hear his mum telling him off for getting me so d*unk! Thankfully she likes me and neither of them made a fuss... and thankfully he still finds me attractive | |||
"Or you could of told a white lie Where's your sense of humour gone Tosh? Is it under your towel ? " is it a bandage? | |||
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A few weeks ago I spent the night with my fwb at his parents' house... he & I drank a fair bit of vodka and brandy, stupidly enough I drank loads on an empty stomach. So, we go to bed, get naked, he has a condom on... I pushed him off and threw up in my hand, and ran to the bathroom. He ended up having to clean my vomit off the bathroom floor, then he had to run me a shower, help me wash and dress me for bed. I woke up the next morning to hear his mum telling him off for getting me so d*unk! Thankfully she likes me and neither of them made a fuss... and thankfully he still finds me attractive "He sounds awesome | |||
"I'd be embarrassed for spelling embarrassing wrong "Its a portmanteau on embarrassing and bare. Thats the excuse and i'm sticking with.  | |||
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A few weeks ago I spent the night with my fwb at his parents' house... he & I drank a fair bit of vodka and brandy, stupidly enough I drank loads on an empty stomach. So, we go to bed, get naked, he has a condom on... I pushed him off and threw up in my hand, and ran to the bathroom. He ended up having to clean my vomit off the bathroom floor, then he had to run me a shower, help me wash and dress me for bed. I woke up the next morning to hear his mum telling him off for getting me so d*unk! Thankfully she likes me and neither of them made a fuss... and thankfully he still finds me attractive
He sounds awesome "Apparently I made an Exorcist joke and asked him if he had a crucifix, right before I told him my vomit looked like my menstrual blood. IDC, I'm an absolute delight. | |||
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"I'd be embarrassed for spelling embarrassing wrong
Its a portmanteau on embarrassing and bare.
Thats the excuse and i'm sticking with. " | |||
