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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I dont like to moan about people but I find this this particular topic quite disgusting. Why when the local councils put specific bins around the countryside do some dog owners bag their dog's poop and then decorate the nearby trees with it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The funny thing about it is that people moan, quite rightly so, about dog shit but the same people who also have a cat seem to think that it's perfectly ok for their cat to get booted out the house and shite in my garden, dig my plants up and generally be a pain in the arse ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's COS... they pick the shit up. They put it in the bag provided. They walk a distance with it. They think FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLL this is still steaming hot and stinking and there isn't a bin for another half an hours walk. So .... they put it somewhere else while no one is looking and walk on. It's better than dumping it on the floor. Maybe a council official will see it and bin it.
Solutions.
1. Ban dogs altogether.
2. Put bins every ten yards all over the planet.
3. Invent a Spray can of Instant shit Dessicator that chemically neutralises shit and turns it into soil.
4. Have Burt Kwok behind every bush , wall and car on the planet so he can Kill by Hand any dog owner who does not neutralise their shit.
5. Train dogs to shit at half six every morning on their own property.
6. Make any talk about shit positive. E.G. Oh what a nice shit your dog has done. Definitely a Chappie odour there. Chicken coloured tho ? Damn good size for a Daschund.
7. Don't talk about DOG SHIT at all. Specially here.
Thanks Gran x |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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me, jack and joe go amincing equipped with a roll of Tesco's small freezer bags... and my lovelies deposit many times.. I come back with 5/6 bags by the end of the walk..
I don't why people get embarrassed, it is how you carry yourself.. I glide as if I have the new Fendi clutch in my mits..
it is about confidence and self belief... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are so right View. x
I was never embarrased carrying my dog's poo in a bag but bless him he went in one of two spots every single day. Always at the back of my house and i put it in the dog loo or as soon as he reached the field n then I'd not far to go to the bin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find it great in the cold weather that the poop warms me hands up.
And the stuff in the garden....now how much better is that to pick up when its frozen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me, jack and joe go amincing equipped with a roll of Tesco's small freezer bags... and my lovelies deposit many times.. I come back with 5/6 bags by the end of the walk..
I don't why people get embarrassed, it is how you carry yourself.. I glide as if I have the new Fendi clutch in my mits..
it is about confidence and self belief... "
 @ Fendi clutch!
You crack me up! |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"me, jack and joe go amincing equipped with a roll of Tesco's small freezer bags... and my lovelies deposit many times.. I come back with 5/6 bags by the end of the walk..
I don't why people get embarrassed, it is how you carry yourself.. I glide as if I have the new Fendi clutch in my mits..
it is about confidence and self belief... "
your lucky freezer bags can hold it - mine needs carrier bags on the rare occasion he doesn't just walk for miles then come home and do it in the garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a nice well known walk here in leicester (great central railway) well it was nice until the dog shit started appearing in bags at the foot of every lamp post 
It's horrible, take it back home!
Tony |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a box of scented nappy sacks, they are just the thing for carrying my dogs poo.
In my last home I had a doggy loo in the garden....you bury it up to its lid, put some biodegradable stuff in then fire the poo's in and they dissolve and get harmlessly absorbed into the ground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a nice well known walk here in leicester (great central railway) well it was nice until the dog shit started appearing in bags at the foot of every lamp post
It's horrible, take it back home!
Tony "
No. You can have it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well we only have a Yorkie, so not much poo to worry about, I normally pick it up and bin it in the correct bin, but in recent weeks I bring it in doors and bung it on our coal fire! Lol "
You heard of Glade Candles ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your dog does a mess then bag it & bin it. If you cant do that then dont have a dog!
I had to move a right pile from off our fromt lawn that had been deposited there the night before....  "
by a dog ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tree decorating with poop bags is bang out of order IMHO! "
I've a notion there was a thead about this a while back. Some daytime tv prog had been alerted to the problem by a local resident and had gone off to find rows of tree and bushes with bags of dog shit hanging from the branches. |
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"If your dog does a mess then bag it & bin it. If you cant do that then dont have a dog!
I had to move a right pile from off our fromt lawn that had been deposited there the night before....
by a dog ?"
Could have come out of a Camel if I didnt know better!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And lets not forget cats and cat shit...
They never crap in their own gardens...
just mine me thinks  "
I mentioned them earlier in the thread but no-one seemed to notice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.
or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.
brings it home doesnt it.
dirty bastards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.
or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.
brings it home doesnt it.
dirty bastards!"
You sound like a bit of an angry fella |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.
or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.
brings it home doesnt it.
dirty bastards!"
wow...
have you considered you may have some anger issues .. |
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"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.
or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.
brings it home doesnt it.
dirty bastards!"
You forgot to add "kick 'um in the cunt" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.
or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.
brings it home doesnt it.
dirty bastards!
You forgot to add "kick 'um in the cunt""
Would that be before or after you've set fire to their doorstep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your dog does a mess then bag it & bin it. If you cant do that then dont have a dog!
I had to move a right pile from off our fromt lawn that had been deposited there the night before....
by a dog ?
Could have come out of a Camel if I didnt know better!!! "
Well how big was it ? Bigger than a bread bin ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grab the owner around the neck and rub their faces in it.
or better still. collect it all up in newspaper, pour petrol over the paper and set light to it on their doorsteps.
brings it home doesnt it.
dirty bastards!
You forgot to add "kick 'um in the cunt""
Flange to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just to see if it would work - i Tried Feeding My Dogs "Poop-Bags" in the hope the poop would come out all wrapped up... just need to train the dogs arse to tie a knot in the bag now...
and the The rspca had the cheek to say i was cruel.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to see if it would work - i Tried Feeding My Dogs "Poop-Bags" in the hope the poop would come out all wrapped up... just need to train the dogs arse to tie a knot in the bag now...
and the The rspca had the cheek to say i was cruel.. "
I tried that too- am now reduced to the scented nappy bags and red bins.....I carry it for miles before I can deposit it, but then again- in this weather- a wee, warm bag in each hand works better than gloves, thank goodness I have two dogs....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is like a car crash...I knew if I read it I wouldn't like it...my face is screwed up now...I got to the end though through morbid fascination. I had corned beef hash for tea. I feel quite sick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and by the way, have you ever thought the bags could be in the trees cos the owners fling them into woodland & they never reach the ground? "
I don't fling....I carry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and by the way, have you ever thought the bags could be in the trees cos the owners fling them into woodland & they never reach the ground?
I don't fling....I carry!"
Some do though, I saw it with my own eyes! I challenged him too, he was most indignant about it. Silly man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to see if it would work - i Tried Feeding My Dogs "Poop-Bags" in the hope the poop would come out all wrapped up... just need to train the dogs arse to tie a knot in the bag now...
and the The rspca had the cheek to say i was cruel.. "
Is that like training men to eat pineapple so that their cum tastes sweet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and by the way, have you ever thought the bags could be in the trees cos the owners fling them into woodland & they never reach the ground?
I don't fling....I carry!
Some do though, I saw it with my own eyes! I challenged him too, he was most indignant about it. Silly man. "
I believe you- it annoys the hell out of me when they're being arseholes about it....literally! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In this cold weather amuse the kids by collecting dog turds, only the round turds ones though, drill holes through them, put them on shoe laces and play poo conkers. The brittle ones shatter like glass, but the more malleable ones just change shape.
Don't try to harden them up by putting them in the oven like you do with real conkers though.
And how do I know all this?
Well we were poor when we were kids and couldn't afford real conkers  |
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