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What women want ?????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What they can never have...world domination.
That's what you think bub. 
If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench. 
I can though "
Far out! Al Green? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's easier to say what they don't want...
Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting
Try throwing in some humour and be original!"
But what if you really think she is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fresh coffee 24/7
Sex as soon as I wake up
Happiness
Fun
New experiences
Shoes and bags
Someone to shop for me as I hate it
Fat free delicious chocolate
Men to stop asking |
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"The moon.
On a stick.
Covered in chocolate.
Also, shoes and cats.
and kittens and rainbows 
And a unicorn. THX118 promised me a unicorn ages ago and never got me one  "
We're all still waiting for Bladey fan club badges too..... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"It's easier to say what they don't want...
Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting
Try throwing in some humour and be original!
But what if you really think she is "
Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"The moon.
On a stick.
Covered in chocolate.
Also, shoes and cats.
and kittens and rainbows
And a unicorn. THX118 promised me a unicorn ages ago and never got me one
We're all still waiting for Bladey fan club badges too....."
I don't want one of those.
I want my unicorn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fresh coffee 24/7
Sex as soon as I wake up
Happiness
Fun
New experiences
Shoes and bags
Someone to shop for me as I hate it
Fat free delicious chocolate
Men to stop asking "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What they can never have...world domination.
That's what you think bub. "
I was gonna say, pretty sure women have been in charge most of the time anyway, but letting the men think they've got it their way. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"What they can never have...world domination.
That's what you think bub.
If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.
I can though
Far out! Al Green? "
Not sure. Can you sing like Kate Bush without someone squeezing your balls? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What they can never have...world domination.
That's what you think bub.
If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.
I can though
Far out! Al Green?
Not sure. Can you sing like Kate Bush without someone squeezing your balls?"
Only if I am entangled in coitus with a wench singing in the timbre of Barry.  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"What they can never have...world domination.
That's what you think bub.
If you can't sing like Barry White, you gots no chance wench.
I can though
Far out! Al Green?
Not sure. Can you sing like Kate Bush without someone squeezing your balls?
Only if I am entangled in coitus with a wench singing in the timbre of Barry. "
Lol, charmer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's easier to say what they don't want...
Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting
Try throwing in some humour and be original!
But what if you really think she is
Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.
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Is that through experience for the women on here? Kinda makes me sad. I find women's bodies, eyes, lips and ways just so perfect, it's a shame if I can't tell them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate covered nuts
That can be arranged
Really 
You even get to choose whether the nuts are coated in white, milk or dark chocolate "
All 3 I'm greedy |
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"It's easier to say what they don't want...
Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting
Try throwing in some humour and be original!
But what if you really think she is
Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.
Is that through experience for the women on here? Kinda makes me sad. I find women's bodies, eyes, lips and ways just so perfect, it's a shame if I can't tell them "
I don't mind being told |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's easier to say what they don't want...
Saying a girl is stunning is so off putting
Try throwing in some humour and be original!
But what if you really think she is
Lie to her because otherwise she won't believe you.
Is that through experience for the women on here? Kinda makes me sad. I find women's bodies, eyes, lips and ways just so perfect, it's a shame if I can't tell them
I don't mind being told "
Well, looking at your pics, I just wouldn't know where to start, just divine gorgeous lady x |
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By *urvyemmaWoman
over a year ago
wigan/bolton |
You know how on fab, as a woman, you can put 'who wants to come round and fuck me?' and get 50 offers?
Wouldn't it be great if you could put 'who wants to come round a put bins out for me?'
'Any guys out there fancy checking if my car is locked cos I can't be arsed to get up and see for myself'
That's what I want at moment!
(And fruit & nut & a unicorn) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know how on fab, as a woman, you can put 'who wants to come round and fuck me?' and get 50 offers?
Wouldn't it be great if you could put 'who wants to come round a put bins out for me?'
'Any guys out there fancy checking if my car is locked cos I can't be arsed to get up and see for myself'
That's what I want at moment!
(And fruit & nut & a unicorn) "
If you were living on my street, I'd happily do it. I'd do it for anyone on my street if they asked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do women want...?
Well - that's for us to know and for you to keep getting wrong....
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See - as I said earlier men will never truly understand women - and I love them for it xxxx |
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