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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going there right now. That's all. "
Are you fucking mental? If Dante had seen the future, his description of Hell would definitely have included IKEA Croydon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going there right now. That's all. boom! Arrived!Nice one, let us know what you get.
Shag, get over there and meet him.
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Yes I could and get some more haribos at the swede shop. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Whats everyone's favourite thing in the swede shop? Mine are the diams, kaviar and fish and loads more."
We go and get the pick & mix before going to the cinema. Each of the kids can have their own bag and it saves a fortune.
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"Whats everyone's favourite thing in the swede shop? Mine are the diams, kaviar and fish and loads more."
I've done my shopping and trying to have a coffee in this poorly designed building. You should be ashamed of yourself Shag! IKEA and Abba both have 4 letters. Here's another; FUCK!!
I got lost 
But am now happily heading back to Brighton where men kissing in the street get a wink.  |
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"I'm going there right now. That's all. boom! Arrived!Nice one, let us know what you get.
Shag, get over there and meet him.
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I bought a chest of drawers and I have spoken to shag about a social but he declined saying my abs weren't fit enough  |
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"I'm going there right now. That's all. boom! Arrived!Nice one, let us know what you get.
Shag, get over there and meet him.
I bought a chest of drawers and I have spoken to shag about a social but he declined saying my abs weren't fit
enough "
or he was too far away or some lame excuse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats everyone's favourite thing in the swede shop? Mine are the diams, kaviar and fish and loads more.
I've done my shopping and trying to have a coffee in this poorly designed building. You should be ashamed of yourself Shag! IKEA and Abba both have 4 letters. Here's another; FUCK!!
I got lost
But am now happily heading back to Brighton where men kissing in the street get a wink. "
Yes its easy to get lost and hard to find the checkouts aint it? lol its pretty good building tho, yeah abba there, how was the coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm home now. An hour to get there, an hour round and an hour back. Job done. That aint to bad 2hrs and you get loads of stuff as well. you make me laugh so much  "
lol yw, its fun |
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"I'm home now. An hour to get there, an hour round and an hour back. Job done.
And 3 hours to build the chest of drawers "
Strange how I like ladies chests and their drawers but not the furniture. Nah, I'm a dab hand at building stuff. Who needs instructions?  |
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"I'm home now. An hour to get there, an hour round and an hour back. Job done.
And 3 hours to build the chest of drawers
Strange how I like ladies chests and their drawers but not the furniture. Nah, I'm a dab hand at building stuff. Who needs instructions? "
Well done to your son for getting his GCSE results, my youngest picked some of hers up today, so got to go through this again next year  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Without going into details, I have visited the IKEA in Bologna. You know what, it's EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME as the Croydon one. Except for the smoking room in the canteen.
Terrifying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh I love a bit of self-assembly I do. I would struggle with wardrobes and bunk beds now but I managed a double bed with a little help from my daughter. I think she held one end up while I screwed the base in. I get excited tipping out the parts and checking them against the parts list. Then the trying to work out what the pointy fingers,letters and numbers mean. It's like being on the Krypton Factor
2.5 hours seems a bit long for a wardrobe,did it have drawers with it? |
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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago
the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands |
"Get us a hot dog would ya fella I will have some meat balls please  "
Yeah! definitely, grab me some meat balls too and a jar of pickled herrings whilst you're in there! A nice Tally ho coffee will go down well after that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm home now. An hour to get there, an hour round and an hour back. Job done.
A 3 hour trip for a chest of drawers...  My son is autistic and it was his reward for getting his GCSE results. "
Thats a good reward and a trip as well. |
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"Took 2.5 hours to assemble. I don't know if that's  or
You did better than Obi. I think he took most of the day and it still wasn't right. "
Was his restraint and torture cabinet from IKEA?!?!? I saw some likely looking spatulas and all but nevertheless |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Took 2.5 hours to assemble. I don't know if that's or
You did better than Obi. I think he took most of the day and it still wasn't right.
Was his restraint and torture cabinet from IKEA?!?!? I saw some likely looking spatulas and all but nevertheless "
Nooo, not that one, which has been sold on to another couple I believe.
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"Took 2.5 hours to assemble. I don't know if that's or
You did better than Obi. I think he took most of the day and it still wasn't right.
Was his restraint and torture cabinet from IKEA?!?!? I saw some likely looking spatulas and all but
nevertheless
Nooo, not that one, which has been
sold on to another couple I believe.
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