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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sitting here with a friend chatting away,as you do, and a funny story about lego up the bum came up...so it got me thinking...
What is the most random thing you have put up your bum? Myself have only had butt plugs and the odd cock...but open to suggestions...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone wanted to put Lego up my posterior I'd be bricking it.  you could try a little piece and build up. "
having set 430 the milenium falcon built in my bowel is a little disconcerting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aubergine, bottle of POM juice, Kong dog toy (I haven't even got a dog!). They're just built for it. Im after a set of metal petonq balls. They look like fun.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone wanted to put Lego up my posterior I'd be bricking it. you could try a little piece and build up. "
Until you realise yoi have actually built the millennium falcon up there... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple of fingers is as weird as it gets I'm afraid, and it was a woman's fingers, before some smart arse goes "hmmm and it says nothing about being bi on your profile " because it goes like this.
Mans finger = gay/bi
Woman's finger = straight
Man and woman and ts/TV finger = PARTYING!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok when I was in the Army at Brookwood a niper that has joined up was well bonkers !!
I went in too there room and the other lads was pissing it this lad had put a battery up his ass well 3 that was the 1st timeone time got his cock and balls stuck in the hover that was a hospital job 5 live rounds . He was funny though ended up in the silly place probably still there |
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