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SERENGRTI PLAINS!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ive been on here for abt 6mths now, and i love this site, some peeps are really nice even when they turn you down , some are sooooo rude, and some are really bitchy lol but i love it all!!

its abit like been on the serengeti plains on safari..you have the pride all 2gether the lionesses(single women) out on the hunt for fresh meat, the lions(popular single males) all walking around marking there spots and challenging other males for the rite to mate with the lionesses! then you have the hyenas( couples who hunt as a pack)sneaking in there and grabing a few select males away from the lionesses, then we have the great migration of wildebeest( the rest of the single males) just out on the plains running abt trying are best to be noticed and hopefully eaten either by a lioness,hyena..or even a lion to that fact!!! me well im a wildebeest,

this is under no way a slaggin off of any one just an observation that made me giggle, or maybe just to much animal planet on sky

any spelling faults im sorry i have HOOFS!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooo I am a big black jungle cat looking to ravish flesh depraved feed me. Them i am purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

wildebeestfor tea anyone??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooo I am a big black jungle cat looking to ravish flesh depraved feed me. Them i am purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr x"
you can catch me anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ooooo I am a big black jungle cat looking to ravish flesh depraved feed me. Them i am purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr x"
eat me anytime!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just out on the plains running abt trying are best to be noticed and hopefully eaten either by a lioness,hyena..or even a lion "

Wildebeest have never done that on any of the David Attenborough documentaries that i have seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooo I am a big black jungle cat looking to ravish flesh depraved feed me. Them i am purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr x eat me anytime!!!

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I think we have 2 bulls runting for the ladies?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

LOL I like the analogy bigchief!

But where do monkeys come into it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we in a feeding frenzy mmmmmmm ..i like to nibble all parts no places eascaping . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LOL I like the analogy bigchief!

But where do monkeys come into it?

"
they are the cheeky ones who hop or jump from tree to tree te drop down and fuck them all b4 they now it

you jammy git

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"LOL I like the analogy bigchief!

But where do monkeys come into it?

they are the cheeky ones who hop or jump from tree to tree te drop down and fuck them all b4 they now it

you jammy git

LOL I like this analogy more and more. Promote this man to head wildebeest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LOL I like the analogy bigchief!

But where do monkeys come into it?

they are the cheeky ones who hop or jump from tree to tree te drop down and fuck them all b4 they now it

you jammy git

LOL I like this analogy more and more. Promote this man to head wildebeest!

"
o shite dont do that i have no sence of direction probaly end up in the river with the crocs

but thanks for the vote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hail to the chief where the hell are we lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hail to the chief where the hell are we lol"
told you my sence of direction is shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hail to the chief where the hell are we lol told you my sence of direction is shite

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should have got a sat nav

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does that make HoneyPot a game warden then?

I'm game if she is!!

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Does that make HoneyPot a game warden then?

I'm game if she is!!

She's a very game warden...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Just loading up the honey gun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just loading up the honey gun

GAME WARDENS let the hunt begin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am going start for the kill , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

o im lickin my lips at the thought of that!!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Only just read this what a totally spot on analogy...made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

scooby doo I wanna .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only just read this what a totally spot on analogy...made me smile

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glad it made you smile thats what im here for

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im just going to jump in with my teeth bared. Hope they are all deaf

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Can I be an Anteater, nice long sticky tongue...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trusssssssssssssssst in mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Just in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely spot on

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By *ytraCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

So who's going to be the warthog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

mmmm,dont no im sure someone will have an idea

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