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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago
Croydon |
"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night  .
I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!  "
I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night .
I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!
I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm "
Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! ! |
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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago
Croydon |
"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night .
I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!
I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm
Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !"
It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night .
I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!
I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm
Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !
It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning. "
You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes!  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning Frisky!
Its all those years of getting up early to muck out ingrained! x"
Ha, you know I never did cos I liked to skip mine out and give them more Hay at midnight! Except to ride before the horseflies wake up, that was good.  |
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over a year ago
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"Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol
Editing? That rubber glove pic looks a bit scary lol!!  "
Not as scary as the trainee who D&V no sexual context in it, strictly business lol |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol
Editing? That rubber glove pic looks a bit scary lol!!
Not as scary as the trainee who D&V no sexual context in it, strictly business lol"
You're a man who likes a mask though I see! |
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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago
Croydon |
"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night .
I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!
I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bed I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm
Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !
It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning.
You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes! "
I know it's terrible and I shouldn't but work is a bit frantic at the moment. I'm in the middle of opening my own garage so I'm doing some long days. |
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"Not been to sleep yet, too busy editing photos and looking at lovely women and dreaming! The one thing you can't take away lol
Editing? That rubber glove pic looks a bit scary lol!!
Not as scary as the trainee who D&V no sexual context in it, strictly business lol"
Sounds like fun!
Think I might try and catch another hour of zzzeds! x |
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?"
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night .
I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!
I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bedrooms I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm
Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !
It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning.
You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes!
I know it's terrible and I shouldn't but work is a bit frantic at the moment. I'm in the middle of opening my own garage so I'm doing some long days. "
Ah well that's a good enough excuse, well done you, that's good going for 26! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!"
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! ! |
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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago
Croydon |
"Morning frisky. I'm wide awake too courtesy of an early night .
I wish I'd had an early night, been short of sleep for days now grrr!
I can never sleep when I should. Fell asleep on the sofa now I'm in bedrooms I can't sleep. I can guarantee if I fall asleep again I won' t want to wake up for my alarm
Tragic isn't it. I fall asleep easily, but if I wake up early I'm doomed! !
It's a nightmare. I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa when I get out of the shower after work then I'm wide awake at stupid times in the morning.
You shouldn't be falling asleep at your age, thats a trick for the old farts! I fall asleep in front of the tv after a swim sometimes!
I know it's terrible and I shouldn't but work is a bit frantic at the moment. I'm in the middle of opening my own garage so I'm doing some long days.
Ah well that's a good enough excuse, well done you, that's good going for 26!"
Thanks. It's hard graft at the moment, hopefully it pays off in the long run |
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! ! "
Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.
Concerned obviously but angry too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you mean "he pops out and bang"?????
Went to go back in me and hit my pelvis bone. Fractured penis  "
I made a perfect round donut hole with my mouth reading that!!
Ooooo ouchy, poor fella |
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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago
Croydon |
"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !
Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.
Concerned obviously but angry too. "
Hope you are ok.
Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery. |
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"I woke up at 4.37pm yesterday due to the the Tramadol, can I call this morning afternoon evening or nighttime 
Call it confused! ! Sounds like everyone is out of sorts this morning! ! "
I'm certainly not confused, maybe overly inquisitive about your profile though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning ms frisky
Morning all have a super day
Hows Trudy Glen?
Fantastic thanks and yourself? X"
Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning ms frisky
Morning all have a super day
Hows Trudy Glen?
Fantastic thanks and yourself? X
Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now!"
Same here im off the scale in the morning  . Think you need to relieve the tension |
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !
Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.
Concerned obviously but angry too.
Hope you are ok.
Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery. "
Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fantastic thanks and yourself? X
Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now!
Same here im off the scale in the morning . Think you need to relieve the tension "
Theres a scale.
Why did no one tell me this? |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I woke up at 4.37pm yesterday due to the the Tramadol, can I call this morning afternoon evening or nighttime
Call it confused! ! Sounds like everyone is out of sorts this morning! !
I'm certainly not confused, maybe overly inquisitive about your profile though "
Haha fill yer boots |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !
Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.
Concerned obviously but angry too.
Hope you are ok.
Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.
Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now"
Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!
You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fantastic thanks and yourself? X
Got the morning horn! Was gonna go back to sleep but fat chance now!
Same here im off the scale in the morning . Think you need to relieve the tension
Theres a scale.
Why did no one tell me this? "
You was too busy thinking naughty thoughts  |
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !
Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.
Concerned obviously but angry too.
Hope you are ok.
Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.
Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now
Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!
You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! !"
Am a bit. Just had a good cry. Better out than in.
Fuck knows how I'll sleep. Annoyed but concerned about his op. The silly willy |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !
Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.
Concerned obviously but angry too.
Hope you are ok.
Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.
Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now
Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!
You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! !
Am a bit. Just had a good cry. Better out than in.
Fuck knows how I'll sleep. Annoyed but concerned about his op. The silly willy "
Large brandy! !! Take care of you x |
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"How come so many single men are up messaging at 5am, I always get loads of messages at this time! "
morning - 12 hour shifts looming today and tomorrow - fact : testosterone levels are high early morning -
xx |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How come so many single men are up messaging at 5am, I always get loads of messages at this time!
morning - 12 hour shifts looming today and tomorrow - fact : testosterone levels are high early morning -
xx"
I wonder why I'm always horny in the morning then lol?? Anticipation maybe haha! |
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"Morning all.
I've just got back from A&E. Gent I was seeing fractured his wang, now off for surgery
A very odd night indeed
Oh my word! !
What happened? ?
We were having a lovely kinky time then started to have regular sex, missionary. Too many hard thrusts, he pops out and bang
Cue frantic rushing around, calling NHS Direct (who were a bit useless to be honest) and driving to A&E.
After seeing the doctor, we're outside having a smoke. Then he drops the bomb. He doesn't know what to do as he's got a girlfriend. (I don't see cheaters and usually have an excellent bullshit radar).
He's now on his way to surgery.
I feel awful for his willy but he's still a tit for cheating. Been a roller coaster of emotions!!!
Oh my word, nightmare scenario! ! One can't help but think its a bit too much like bad karma too! He's got some explaining to do. ...
Im gonna spend the rest of the day wondering how one breaks a willy and what surgery might involve! !
Aye. Even he accepted that karma had bit him in the arse.
Concerned obviously but angry too.
Hope you are ok.
Karma has well and truly bitten him. I was watching blizzard e&r, that happened to a guy and apparently you lose some length during surgery.
Thank you. Bit shaken by the whole experience to be honest but he's the one who has to live with the consequences now
Ah the joys of fab where I end up googling penile fracture at 6am!!
You're probably in shock too - back to bed with a brandy! !
Am a bit. Just had a good cry. Better out than in.
Fuck knows how I'll sleep. Annoyed but concerned about his op. The silly willy
Large brandy! !! Take care of you x"
Thanks hun x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come so many single men are up messaging at 5am, I always get loads of messages at this time!
morning - 12 hour shifts looming today and tomorrow - fact : testosterone levels are high early morning -
xx
maybe haha - think it comes from caveman days of hunting early morning for the family -
I wonder why I'm always horny in the morning then lol?? Anticipation maybe haha! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all. is there coffee on? xx
Frothy especially for you xx
Thanks ace 
It's ok, I get Marvin to make it. He's ma Minion  "
Bet Marvin doesn't mind, mines Bob |
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