Sex On The Beach

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

No, don't worry, not that 1998 song by T-spoon (which later led to complicated questions from our 5 year old)

Just a warning:

Always remember to vary your positions, and encourage your partner to go on top for an equal amount of time.

Or possibly consider sunscreen as a bit of pre-nookie foreplay.

Mr (lobster-backed) ddc

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How did you get rid of the teenagers?

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"How did you get rid of the teenagers?

Found a place called PortAventura