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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And other nonsense.

Come on forumites, whats the biggest pile of bullshit someone has tried to spin you..

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

WTactualF are cock press ups?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"WTactualF are cock press ups?

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*flying cock press ups?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"WTactualF are cock press ups?

*flying cock press ups?"

Its where you can press your entire body off the floor using only your erection.

The flying variation is obviously when you can press that hard you get air time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"WTactualF are cock press ups?

*flying cock press ups?

Its where you can press your entire body off the floor using only your erection.

The flying variation is obviously when you can press that hard you get air time...

"

And no, I havent even attempted it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can only do three and only get air on the first. I'm such a let down

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can only do three and only get air on the first. I'm such a let down "

Epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I went for a fourth and found I'd nailed myself to the floor

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

What are press ups?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh I can imagine it going 'snap'

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ooh I can imagine it going 'snap' "

They don't snap. It's more of a popping noise/feeling, (so I'm told). It's a medical emergency and requires a hospital, stat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh I can imagine it going 'snap'

They don't snap. It's more of a popping noise/feeling, (so I'm told). It's a medical emergency and requires a hospital, stat."

Ouch! I can't be the only guy reading that crossing my legs and pulling a Kenneth Williams 'oooh' face

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think someone's having you on OP.

Not sure that even Chuck Norris could do that!

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By *ythenshawefredMan  over a year ago

stockport


"Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands. "

You didn't keep hold long enough for the survival ear breathing to kick in obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WTactualF are cock press ups?

*flying cock press ups?

Its where you can press your entire body off the floor using only your erection.

The flying variation is obviously when you can press that hard you get air time...

"

Moves like that could revolutionise the break dancing scene.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands. "

That made me laugh. Same here.

Doing it by face sitting is funny because you get them trying to lift you off them, (no chance!), and an entire body flailing about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands.

You didn't keep hold long enough for the survival ear breathing to kick in obviously "

Too distressing to watch! Guy I knew used to ask me to do it to him to see how long he could last, same guy who water boarded me cos I wanted to know what was so bad about it!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My bullshit bank is currently inaccessible for some reason. I'll have to think about it.

I've heard a *lot* of truly outrageous bullshit over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands.

That made me laugh. Same here.

Doing it by face sitting is funny because you get them trying to lift you off them, (no chance!), and an entire body flailing about. "

I do like a sleeping face sitting!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I used to think being able to condition women to orgasm on command was a bullshit claim until I saw evidence.

I still think it's usually the woman faking to please the Top but occasionally it is actually genuine.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands.

That made me laugh. Same here.

Doing it by face sitting is funny because you get them trying to lift you off them, (no chance!), and an entire body flailing about.

I do like a sleeping face sitting! "

I've not done that.

I'd want to be absolutely certain of consent and that they were able to use a safe signal.

I deal with that sort of stuff differently to you. It wouldn't be appropriate to the way I do things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think someone's having you on OP.

Not sure that even Chuck Norris could do that!"

Thats why its a thread about outrageous bullshit...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"cock press ups"

Someone been listening to Tenacious D?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can make any woman squirt or I can make any man cum from a BJ threads are bullshit.

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By *ythenshawefredMan  over a year ago

stockport


"Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands.

You didn't keep hold long enough for the survival ear breathing to kick in obviously

Too distressing to watch! Guy I knew used to ask me to do it to him to see how long he could last, same guy who water boarded me cos I wanted to know what was so bad about it! "

Water boarding? That seems a little too extreme

Although water boarding at Guantanamo bay sounds like a fun holiday if you don't know what either of them are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"cock press ups

Someone been listening to Tenacious D? "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Breathing through ears. Whenever I've put my hand over a guys mouth and pinched his nose to prove this theory I've always got flaying arms and legs until I remove my hands.

That made me laugh. Same here.

Doing it by face sitting is funny because you get them trying to lift you off them, (no chance!), and an entire body flailing about. "

They obviously need an hearing aid.

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