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Secret of living longer for men.....
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Have ya bollocks chopped off before puberty 
This will add 13 years to your life expectancy....You wont go bald or get acne...
And.........
you will always be able to sing "The snowman" song   "
FFS Noooooooooooooooooooooo! you would have nothing to scratch while watching the telly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or get married... 
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dosent age you just costs alot, ive made up my mind im going to walk down the street till i find a woman i dont like and buy her a house, would save a load in time and hastle.
p.s. must add annie and me arent married and never will be, few hope i rescued that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have ya bollocks chopped off before puberty
This will add 13 years to your life expectancy....You wont go bald or get acne...
And.........
you will always be able to sing "The snowman" song "
And as if that isnt bad enough... You get called Aled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i knows that
And also the fact that emperor penguins only cum once a year, and for 10 seconds too
shame "
Like Father Christmas... Once a year... And down a chimney
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i knows that
And also the fact that emperor penguins only cum once a year, and for 10 seconds too
shame "
They must be doing something right then cos there's fookin millions of 'em!!  |
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