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over a year ago
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Currently underhorsed x
It's better to be on a horse than under one.
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Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Currently underhorsed x
It's better to be on a horse than under one.
Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on!"
Ouch!
I used to work with a man we used to call Donkey Dick. He was good to be under.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!  "
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
I've only got as far as mounting a police officer.
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"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
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Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!  |
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"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback! "
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!  |
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"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet! "
Haha,they probably have!!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!
Haha,they probably have!! "
As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign.
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"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!
Haha,they probably have!!
As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign.
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I spent my entire youth riding bareback |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!
Haha,they probably have!!
As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign.
I spent my entire youth riding bareback "
SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Currently underhorsed x
It's better to be on a horse than under one.
Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on!"
I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it  |
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"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!
Haha,they probably have!!
As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign.
I spent my entire youth riding bareback
SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it.
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Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs..... 
Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback.... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Currently underhorsed x
It's better to be on a horse than under one.
Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on!
I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it "
OUCH! My hips hurt just reading that.
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Currently underhorsed x
It's better to be on a horse than under one.
Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on!
I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it "
Ouch, i've managed to avoid that thank god, but I took both barrels in the arm once, that's all held together with plates and pins now. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!
Haha,they probably have!!
As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign.
I spent my entire youth riding bareback
SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it.
Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs.....
Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback.... "
Shameless! |
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"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!
Haha,they probably have!!
As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign.
I spent my entire youth riding bareback
SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it.
Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs.....
Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback....
Shameless!"
They always said I had an excellent seat and very good hands.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I used to love riding my 17.2. Used to get asked if he was a police horse lol
I am riding a Police horse at the moment, lol!
And you can post at the same time? That's multi-tasking.
Yeah, eventers always text from horseback!
They haven't brought in a law for that yet!
Haha,they probably have!!
As long as you're not bareback - you know the wrath of the anti-bareback campaign.
I spent my entire youth riding bareback
SHAME ON YOU! Next you'll be telling us you liked it and you don't even regret it.
Oh I did like it, feeling the horses pulsating, all hot between my thighs.....
Oh yes, I even won all the competitions bareback....
Shameless!
They always said I had an excellent seat and very good hands. "
I'm sure your rising trot is something to behold.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Currently underhorsed x
It's better to be on a horse than under one.
Fortunately never been under. Been crushed up against a wall by one and kicked and headbutted etc but not landed on!
I've been under one, quite literally, and still nearly walked away unscathed.... busted hip in hospital for a month - I don't advise it
Ouch, i've managed to avoid that thank god, but I took both barrels in the arm once, that's all held together with plates and pins now."
This reminds me of soldiers comparing and competing for battle scars!
I think I got off lightly during my time! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have 2 mares - lady penelope who is a diva and fat pats who is the loveliest horse you could ever wish to own. Currently being used as field ornaments while I recover from injury |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have 2 mares - lady penelope who is a diva and fat pats who is the loveliest horse you could ever wish to own. Currently being used as field ornaments while I recover from injury "
Get better soon and get back on your high horse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 2 mares - lady penelope who is a diva and fat pats who is the loveliest horse you could ever wish to own. Currently being used as field ornaments while I recover from injury
Get better soon and get back on your high horse."
I miss being on my high horses not ridden since May |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse!
4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse?  "
Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up?
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"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse!
4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse?
Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up?
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I did ride on a horse once before not sure how high it was though? It was just a standard horse, lol.
I've also been on a hobby horse, a rocking horse and the horse in the gym when i was at school. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse!
4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse?
Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up?
I did ride on a horse once before not sure how high it was though? It was just a standard horse, lol.
I've also been on a hobby horse, a rocking horse and the horse in the gym when i was at school. "
How do you get your hooves inbto the stirrups?  |
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"Binky or Penelope would be my horses names! Deaths horse and Wars horse!
4 horsemen of the apocalypse, death rides a pale horse and I think wars horse is a red horse?
Centaur, is it even possible for you to get on a high horse or do you just stand up?
I did ride on a horse once before not sure how high it was though? It was just a standard horse, lol.
I've also been on a hobby horse, a rocking horse and the horse in the gym when i was at school.
How do you get your hooves inbto the stirrups? "
With great difficulty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Open again- I will go for the Black Stallion this time then
What's he called?
Not sharing so not telling
This is Fab, it's supposed to be NSA."
I don't understand! I was talking about horses, what were you talking about?
I use reins not strings  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Open again- I will go for the Black Stallion this time then
What's he called?
Not sharing so not telling
This is Fab, it's supposed to be NSA.
I don't understand! I was talking about horses, what were you talking about?
I use reins not strings "
NRA would get confused with that gun people thing.
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"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes?
How many hands?
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Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes?
How many hands?
Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length?"
I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'. |
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"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes?
How many hands?
Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length?
I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'. "
Hahaha .... a real mouthful |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes?
How many hands?
Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length?
I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'.
Hahaha .... a real mouthful"
Don't speak with your mouth full, dear. |
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"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes?
How many hands?
Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length?
I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'.
Hahaha .... a real mouthful
Don't speak with your mouth full, dear. "
Look who's talking, cheeky ... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a black stallion, well I think it sounds more politically correct than a BBC ...yes?
How many hands?
Oh gosh, he is not here tonight, simpering whine, but do you mean around it or the length?
I'll take that as 'more than one on both counts'.
Hahaha .... a real mouthful
Don't speak with your mouth full, dear.
Look who's talking, cheeky ..."
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